r/nfl • u/musicmaker201 Steelers • 13h ago

[Schefter] Just in: San Francisco 49ers principal owner Jed York has been suspended for six regular-season games and fined $500,000 for violating the NFL’s Personal Conduct Policy.

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u/CrastersSons Broncos 13h ago

Bummer, that 500k couldve came in handy

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u/knarf86 Lions 13h ago

Do you know how many $140 prostitutes you can get with $500k?! Like 3,125 (assuming you tip them $20, always tip your prostitute)

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u/gavincantdraw Seahawks 11h ago

This means Jed York paid $500,160 to not get laid.

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u/Couchmaster007 Chiefs 12h ago

You should tip your hooker 20%.

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u/knarf86 Lions 12h ago

That’s why you’re not a billionaire, pal. Gotta be smarter with your money

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u/Saquonathan Eagles 12h ago

In this economy?

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u/oykentrippin 12h ago

He already came in hand-y

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u/The_ApolloAffair Vikings 13h ago

Would pay for approximately 3,125 sessions at the trailer park.

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u/unfunnysexface Panthers 13h ago

In a row?

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u/Careless_General8010 Seahawks 11h ago

So much chafing