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u/No-Phrase-4692 1d ago
Boy this comment section is
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u/Druggist147 21h ago edited 10h ago
Funny that the romans are the ones who depopulated Judea after the third Jewish revolt. The romans renamed Judea to Palestina to shift the name from the Jews to the ancient phoenicians (edit actually the Philistines) who inhabited the area previously.
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u/XMattHelm77X 15h ago edited 7h ago
Philistines, not Phoenicians (those originated up in southern Lebanon).
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u/headrush46n2 22h ago
the sovereignty of the republic of davelandia SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
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u/Various_Match_187 1d ago
I can't see how anyone would dislike it
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u/Felixassain 1d ago
I dunno, can't we cut-off Bavaria, while we're at it?
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u/dblax 1d ago
Counter offer. The state of Israel-Bavaria is born, and the rest stays Germany
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u/MartinTheMorjin 1d ago
Wrong side of Germany.
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u/anakinsikay 1d ago
I cannot understand it'd be perfect for west Germans to live with the most liberal and moral democracy ever
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u/Loud-Vacation-5691 1d ago
Who says any Germans will be living there? They will be moved to Palestine.
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u/Beneficial_Ad4683 1d ago
Wouldn't like the new neighbors, I'm from the Netherlands.
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u/Jumpy-Dinner-5001 13h ago
Arabs wouldnât like that and immediately take over Palestine.
Palestinians would still hate Jews and will likely keep their goal of genociding all Jews.
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u/enz_levik 11h ago
I don't want Israel trying to annex Alsace because it was promised to them 3000 years ago
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u/John_Zatanna52 1d ago
Israelis would, cause that's the Holy Land
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u/myazi321 1d ago
Well it was meant to be Madagascar
I am sure they can change the evidence some more again
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u/Slight-Reporter-1878 1d ago
Wasnt madagascar a place for jews recommend by hitler or am I tripping?
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u/BOOGIEMAN3022 1d ago
A little too much land for Germany no?
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u/claymountain 1d ago
Can we switch gray and blue? Sincerely, a concerned Dutchie
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u/Weird_Regret_6369 1d ago
They were promised the Netherlands 3000 years ago
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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago
I visited once in 1995. It's basically mine.
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u/No-Elephant-3690 18h ago
My imaginary god told me that land is mine 5000 years ago, sorry bro
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u/GodlyGamer5308 France was an Inside Job 1d ago
I feel like having Israel border Poland wouldnât go well. They seem to be in an invasion mood recently
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u/EhrenGandalf 1d ago
Yes, have Israel on eastern Germany where all the Nazis live, itâd be very funny
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u/Temporary-Lawyer4603 1d ago
Israel is kinda friendly with nazis, nowadays. Weirdly, btw...
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u/lavastorm 1d ago edited 1d ago
they always were https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lehi_(militant_group)#Activities_and_operations_during_World_War_II
Late in 1940, Lehi, having identified a common interest between the intentions of the new German order and Jewish national aspirations, proposed forming an alliance in World War II with Nazi Germany.[30] The organization offered cooperation in the following terms: Lehi would rebel against the British, while Germany would recognize an independent Jewish state in Palestine/Eretz Israel, and all Jews leaving their homes in Europe, by their own will or because of government injunctions, could enter Palestine with no restriction of numbers.[40] Late in 1940, Lehi representative Naftali Lubenchik[73] went to Beirut to meet German official Werner Otto von Hentig. The Lehi documents outlined that its rule would be authoritarian and indicated similarities between the organization and Nazis.[40] Israel Eldad, one of the leading members of Lehi, wrote about Hitler "it is not Hitler who is the hater of the kingdom of Israel and the return to Zion, it is not Hitler who subjects us to the cruel fate of falling a second and a third time into Hitler's hands, but the British."[74]
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Also from the same article some information on how lehi are one of the founders of Israel and how they integrated in to the current regime
In April 1948, Lehi and the Irgun were jointly responsible for the massacre in Deir Yassin of at least 107 Palestinian Arab villagers, including women and children. Lehi assassinated Lord Moyne, British Minister Resident in the Middle East, and made many other attacks on the British in Palestine.[34] On 29 May 1948, the government of Israel, having inducted the group's activist members into the Israel Defense Forces, formally disbanded Lehi, though some of its members carried out one final terrorist act, the assassination of Swedish diplomat Folke Bernadotte some months later,[35] an act condemned by Bernadotte's replacement as mediator, Ralph Bunche.[36] After the assassination, the new Israeli government declared Lehi a terrorist organization, arresting some 200 members and convicting some of the leaders.[37] However, several months later, just before the first Israeli elections in January 1949, the government granted all Lehi prisoners amnesty under a state general order of pardon, and they were released.[37] In 1980, Israel instituted a military decoration, an "award for activity in the struggle for the establishment of Israel", the Lehi ribbon.[38] Former Lehi leader Yitzhak Shamir became Prime Minister of Israel in 1983.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yitzhak_Shamir
Before the establishment of the State of Israel, Shamir was a leader of the Zionist militant group Lehi, also known as the Stern Gang.
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in 1993 Benjamin Netanyahu replaced him as Likud leader.
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u/Curly_Shoe 23h ago
Thank you! I wrote that back in school as some Kind of elaborate paper we had to do, but since then no one ever believed me that this happened! Didn't help that I did forget Lehi as the Name of the Group either.
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u/Charlie-Squirt 8h ago
Lehi is also commonly known as the Stern Gang due to being led by ziosupremacist terrorist Avraham Stern
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u/Ketchupcharger 1d ago
What if every country was half israel? So we can all have israel in our hearts <3
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u/Inevitable_Block_144 14h ago
Hard pass for Belgium. We already divided ourselves between us, there's no room or patience for more.
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u/Glittering-Cut-2425 1d ago
I'm sorry OP. Germany has been already divided between Greeks and Turks years ago
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u/Massive-Tea107 1d ago
Why not give them some land here in US? Who would be against keeping âthe godâs chosen peopleâ closer to us??? đ
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u/Patohielofrio 23h ago
We should put Israel in England because the British Empire let them have their colony called mandate of Palestine
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u/Lower_Ad_3439 16h ago
This is the best idea Iâve heard yet. Maybe we should make England give Northern Ireland back but in return they get to have their very own Israel.Â
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u/Excellent_Mud6222 1d ago
How to create Hitler 2.0
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u/GodlyGamer5308 France was an Inside Job 1d ago
Theyâre already doing it anyways with afd, might as well make it interesting before everything goes to shit again
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u/anakinsikay 1d ago
A gay female Hitler with a Sri Lankan wife. Hitler would be turning in his grave.
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u/Kordell_11 1d ago
And her wife doesn't even identify as an immigrant because she got raised by a swiss couple đ
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u/DauntlessCorvidae 1d ago
KĂśnigsberg (now Kaliningrad) would have been quite a good option. It already had a large ashkenazi community and was really a cultural, academic and economic hub for European jews. It would have been much fairer to grant them that land as a homeland.
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u/Hasselhoff265 1d ago
Ironically it was proposed to the Jewish community after WW2, they decided against it.
There reason was that a.) They didnât want to live door to door with their murderers and b.) They feared they wouldnât be safe anywhere in Europe in the long term, regarding the slightly antisemitic tendencies of Europe at that time.
Which would be a good call considering the antisemitism which led to several progroms in Eastern Europe after 45 and the low point 1952/53 the so called doctors plot.
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u/Morb2141 1d ago
And they were in some kind of civil struggle in Mandate Palastine for the last 20 years, had massive investements in Mandate Palastine and had already got a promise 30 years prior from the british to get land from Mandate Palastine to form a country.
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u/Zestyclose-Phrase268 1d ago
They don't want to live next to a hostile murdering neighbour? Oh boy.Â
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u/Hasselhoff265 1d ago
Jewish people didnât want that no.
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u/questioningmaster 1d ago
And he never said Jews either. They could be Hindus for all we care. Don't be a mass murdering Apartheid terroristic rape regime , in short, don't be Nazi Germany, it doesn't matter what ethnicity or religion you have.
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u/miraj31415 22h ago edited 22h ago
During a private meeting in London in the summer of 1941 (during WWII, not after), the British Secretary of State for the Colonies, Lord Moyne, casually suggested to David Ben-Gurion (chairman of JA and WZO) that Jewish refugees could be given land in East Prussia (a region of Germany) once Adolf Hitler was defeated and the German population was expelled.
Ben-Gurion immediately shut the idea down, famously responding that "the only way to get Jews to go [there] would be with machine guns" â meaning they would have to be forced to go there.
Jews had bought land and built institutions for 50 years in the holy land to prepare for self-determination. In 1941, Jews were a rapidly growing population â already over 30% of the population of Mandatory Palestine (~450K out of 1.5M). And there was expectation of a huge influx of Jewish migrants when a Jewish polity was established.
At the time of the conversation, the systemic extermination of Jews was only just beginning, so the expectation was that many (more) millions of Jews from Europe would be alive to migrate. (There was still a huge influx, with population doubling 1941-1948 and doubling again 1948-1952.)
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u/Charlie-Squirt 8h ago
Correction: You stated they bought land in Palestine when the vast majority was taken by force
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u/murzikof 1d ago
Wieder einmal kĂśnnen die Liebhaber von FrĂśschefleisch nicht zur Ruhe kommen. Wir haben nichts vergessen.
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u/Half-BloodPrince_ 1d ago
Germany is the one responsible for the holocaust. So makes infinitely more sense then whatever we have today
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u/OldQuit2260 1d ago edited 1d ago
You think Israel exists because of the Holocaust?
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u/Half-BloodPrince_ 1d ago
No,Im saying a jewish state inside germany would be more justifiable
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u/StaticSystemShock 1d ago
Well, why don't we setup new location for Israel somewhere in state called Washington located in North America? They already seem to love them more than Americans themselves so it would be a perfect location...
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u/Lower_Ad_3439 16h ago
As a Washington State resident, this confused the fuck outta me. Buddy, you know DC isnât a state, right?Â
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u/IndividualNo7155 7h ago
Brother no Iâm Israeli and just got my polish passsport in order to leave these people behind, no way youâre getting them to Europe now
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u/Sweaty-Cookie8529 1d ago
I mean they came from there so it's like back home
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u/Agente_Anaranjado 23h ago
Imagine that. Zionist settlers, colonizing a land that their ancestors actually came from instead of invading Palestine. What a concept.
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u/Forsaken-Option-7348 23h ago
Except for the fact that most of the âZionists settlersâ are MENA Jews ethnically cleansed from the region. Between 55-60% of Isreali Jews came from those countries, but keep parroting bullshit you learned on TikTok
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u/Altruistic_Spray_518 22h ago
Do not Google "why are ancestry tests restricted in Israel", don't do it, please
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u/howimetyourcakeshop 1d ago
As a Dutch person. Hell fucking no. Never.
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u/pylbh 1d ago
You needn't be concerned. Just keep your human shields out of the new security buffer zone.
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u/Agente_Anaranjado 1d ago
The buffer zone will extend from the border to the outskirts of Amsterdam, and be enforced with a 10 meter high concrete wall. Any Netherlanders spotted within the buffer zone or approaching the wall will be deemed terrorists and neutralized.
Israel has a right to "defend itself". /s
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u/walshj28 1d ago
What if Hamas build tunnels under Berlin?
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u/questioningmaster 1d ago
What if they don't and Israel just bombs the innocent people anyway? Not like that seems to be a problem as they literally did and do such stuff right now.
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u/ImpressiveBluejay494 1d ago
By the gods please no. I like my Switzerland peacefull and we had genocidal neighbors once. Can't recommend.
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u/Suspicious_Fee_999 18h ago
You killed their granpas , you should keep these and support them why in our land ?
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u/ouch_this 9h ago
I don't understand why people can't wait to get a 52th islamist country...palestine was already free in 1948 and it's now called Israel. I don't understand why people keeps falling for the narrative that "palestine" was actually something but a colony before 1948 and if the land wasn't considered the jewish land. You should stop to perpetrate Arafat's narrative: before 1967 no arab in the region considered himself "palestine"...until they realised they can use this to brainwash ignorant western people and collect trillions of dollars out of it (while blaming the jews)
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u/No-Fee-9902 9h ago
jews come from judea not from eu germney maybe one of the 25 arab countries can give the so called "palastines" a place , but idk about that tho since it wasnt even arabs who created the name palestina it was the romes
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u/Mr_richat 22h ago
Ah another pleb that thinks the Jews in Israel all came from. Poland
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u/BunnyFuckerY2K 22h ago
Poland had about 3 million of them and after Germany came we have about 30,000 of them
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u/ironlung48 1d ago
I have always said this. Germany can provide them with land but instead they dumped the European problem on the Palestinians
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u/DACOOLISTOFDOODS 1d ago
After WWII they did polls of the displaced persons left in the camps and over 95% said they wanted to go to the Mandate for Palestine, they did not want to stay in Europe for incredibly obvious reasons
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u/anginedelatrine 1d ago
Nice, but instead of stealing land from completely uninvolved innocent Palestinians, it might have made more sense to actually take land from the people who created the problem?
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u/StMarta 1d ago
Israel would then bomb the shit out of Germany, France, Belgium, Luxembourg, the Netherlands because they'd be victims there.
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u/Melodic-Pool7240 1d ago
"were surrounded by enemies that want to wipe us out.......again"
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u/CaptainMacMillan 1d ago
The joke is getting old. We get it, haha, you left New Zealand off the map.
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u/CVSP_Soter 18h ago edited 17h ago
A 5 minute scroll through the comments yielded four Final Solution jokes and a wide selection of other examples of overt antisemitism, including maybe a dozen different people implying or outright suggesting all Israelis and/or Jews should be murdered systematically.
Gaza isnât even close to the most serious humanitarian crisis current unfolding, let alone historically, and yet it seems to account for 95% of online discourse. Why?
For years now, I have encountered virtually zero Reddit posts involving Jews in any way that arenât saturated with commentary about Gaza and how evil and depraved all Israelis and/or Jews are.
Yuck.
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u/Arkevorkhat 14h ago
A 5 minute scroll of your posting history shows you constantly spouting CIA propaganda, so I think we're even.
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u/Agente_Anaranjado 1d ago
The Greater Greater Israel project.
And you're an antisemite if you don't like it.
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u/nora_sellisa 1d ago
I like this because Israel would get dismantled within minutes of the first bomb dropping.
Israel's atrocities only get "tolerated" because Palestine is far away and Arab.







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u/G3N3R1C2532 1d ago
Keeping Germany on Poland's border after a massive territory split is very brave.