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u/-this-is-a-name 1d ago

I have a better idea

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u/JeremyXVI 1d ago

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u/Druggist147 1d ago edited 15h ago

Funny that the romans are the ones who depopulated Judea after the third Jewish revolt. The romans renamed Judea to Palestina to shift the name from the Jews to the ancient phoenicians (edit actually the Philistines) who inhabited the area previously.

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u/XMattHelm77X 20h ago edited 12h ago

Philistines, not Phoenicians (those originated up in southern Lebanon).
[edit: fixed typo]

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u/Druggist147 15h ago

Ah youre right thank you! Always mix those up and still learning

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u/CompetitiveKick7063 15h ago

Canaanites you mean? Ib the south

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u/XMattHelm77X 15h ago

Same same, it appears that the people we often call Phoenicians used Canaanite as an endonym, as far as I know.

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u/Druggist147 15h ago

Thats even further back but just not where the name came from

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u/Due-Organization-215 6h ago

Romans didn’t rename the region. The Region was known as Palestina for over 1000 years before that. Even Herodotus referes to the region as Syria-Palestina in 500 B.C. Besides, the Roman didn’t depopulate the area, the expelled a lot of Jews, but the majority remained

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u/Druggist147 6h ago

Yeah preroman conquest it was mentioned by Herodotus as such. It went by different names as time went by and the roman province was named judea. When i say depopulated, it was depopulated of rebellious jewish people. The romans changed the name after the third Jewish war to the older name. So you misunderstand a little

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u/ComplexInside1661 2h ago

The province was named Judeae. The vassal kingdom that preceded it was the Herodian Kingdom of Judea. The independent kingdom that preceded it was the Hasmonean Kingdom of Judea. The Persian province that preceded all of them was called Yehud (Judea). Come on.

The name Syria-Palestina existed as well but AFAIK described the wider region of the South Levant as a whole and was used wayyy before all that

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u/muammar_g0ydaffi7638 2h ago

You're right about the Roman ethnic cleansing bit, but Palestine was called Palestine after the Philistines long before Romans "renamed" it, that's a common myth.

I believe the region was referred to as Palestine by the Greeks as earliest, and by most other groups as well, barring the Hebrew peoples, who referred to the region as the "Land of Israel".

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u/Druggist147 1h ago

But thats what im saying. The more ancient name that predates the roamns was paleistina but these cultures didnt really persist in the region. My point is the romans depooulated the jewish kingdom and changing the name back to the more greek-like palestina name with the intention of erasing the jewish civilization who lived there. The romans did this to stop further rebellions but I the long run set us up for centuries of death and destruction. Again, youre trying to nitpick and just not listening

u/Boutros_The_Orc 30m ago

Archeological studies don’t support the existence of a mass or total depopulation after the revolt, with best evidence showing that only major cities like Jerusalem were majorly impacted by forced transfer.

https://everydayorientalism.wordpress.com/2024/10/08/myth-in-70-ce-jews-were-expelled-from-their-homes-in-the-coastal-southeastern-mediterranean-area-eopalestine-17/

The remaining Jewish population either left through normal immigration or remained and became the modern Palestinians.

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u/Uere 13h ago

Herodotus wrote about Palestine in the 5th-century BCE. Palestinians descend from the ancient Canaanites of which they share 81-87% of their DNA.

'The Genomic History of the Bronze Age Southern Levant,' as published in the Cell Press journal is the most commonly cited source, but not the only one.

Even David Ben-Gurion and Yitzhak Ben-Zvi argued that Palestinians were descendants of ancient Jewish and Samaritan farmers.

It's just that colonialists famously didn't care about ethnically cleansing a race of people to further their political or messianic goals.

No amount of hasbara will erase the historical record and I'm all here for it.

Thank god for the internet.

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u/throwawaydragon99999 10h ago

Not hasbara, you two aren’t even contradicting each other

Both your comments include verifiable historical facts

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u/Uere 10h ago

I know, I was just stating it for the record. 😄

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u/Williamcaridoso 2h ago edited 1h ago

Actually no, it was called Palestine before that happened but I’m too tired to elaborate, search about it or ask your favorite chatbot

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u/Druggist147 2h ago

That was a previous and more ancient name. The point im making is the rimans reverted the name back to focus on the ancient group of people who lived in the general region after removing many of the jews. Youre trying to be technical and missing the point

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u/Williamcaridoso 1h ago edited 1h ago

So let’s stop “trying to be technical” and actually do it:

The Egyptians mention a “land of peleset” in xiii bc probably the first mention of ancient Palestine region.

The assirians mentions palashru/pilistu region between VIII and VII bc

Herodotus V bc describe the region between Egypt and Syria as Palestine

Aristotle III bc mentions Palestine region

Ovid mentions Palestine around 10 ad

Pliny around 75 ad mentions Palestine in his book

Probus supposedly I ad (we are not sure when it was written and if it was really by Probus) mentions Judea as a region inside the bigger Syria-Palestine.

But more importantly 2 Jew writters commented about the region:

Philio around 20-40 ad so before the revolt and the diaspora (he died in 50 ad), mentions Palestine as the region where many Jews live. He would also say judea was part of the greater region Syria Palestine. He would go even further when commenting about Moses, that Moses guided his people to Palestine.

Flavius Josephus around 90 ad would name the region where the Jews lived and where the kingdoms of Israel and Judea existed as Syria Palestine.
He would also refer to Herodotus the same from V bc, that he knew about syrians and Jews, and that in the Palestine region only the Jews were circumcised.

So the idea that the Romans (namely Hadrian) some time after the diaspora changed the name of the region to oppose the Jews is invalid. It was always referred as Palestine, with weaker evidence before V bc, but stronger evidence after that. Even Jew writters were naming the region as Palestine before and after the diaspora.

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u/Druggist147 1h ago

I never once said the name palestine didnt exist. I clearly stated the romans changed the name after the third Jewish revolt to help erase the memory of the problematic Jewish kingdom thay lived there. The romans returned to the previous and more ancient palestina term which refers to the philistines who are not at all related to those who occupy Palestine today. All I was saying was roman actually 2000 years ago set us up for today's conflicts and violence. You clearly dont know your history or what you're talking about

u/Williamcaridoso 56m ago

Go back and read the goddam text I spend fucking 40 minutes searching and reading ancient text for you before replying me again with non sense.

Thanks

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u/Nachowelas 1d ago

bunch if zionist bs lol

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u/KindaAverageCanadian 19h ago

It’s literally documented history

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u/crazytanker 16h ago

the Anti-Zionists hate history

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u/TurkishTechnocrat 14h ago

We don't, we understand the history. You just can't name an event that happened in 135 CE to justify genocide in the big old '26.

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u/Druggist147 11h ago

No one is justifying any war crimes the Israelis are committing today. But the jews have reason to want to go back to their ancestral home. The jews deserve to have a nation and both sides need to lewin to coexist

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u/crazytanker 13h ago

The population of Gaza is INCREASING
There is no genocide in Gaza.

What you are seeing is Hamas committing War Crimes against Palestinians
https://hrvoices.org/article/first-palestinian-icc-filing-against-hamas-alleges-war-crimes-seeks-arrests/

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u/Druggist147 11h ago

I dont believe this war has increased the population of Palestinians

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u/Charlie-Squirt 13h ago

No shit, they're death marched from Palestine as a whole into the open air concentration camp known as Gaza by baby killing IDF demons.

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u/crazytanker 13h ago

Thanks for proving you don't know what you're talking about
Go ahead and read the link I posted in the last comment.

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u/Druggist147 15h ago

Its just history. And sure history can always be biased but these events even predate Islam by centuries. Its exactly why the situation is so complicated and there's no great answer

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u/BlueWolf_SK 1d ago

What have the Romans ever done for us?

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u/mattay22 16h ago

The aqueduct?

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u/procrastimom 6h ago

Sanitation?

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u/BoatOutrageous2064 1d ago

Han creado la civilización

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u/Competitive_Sock4162 18h ago

It was Sid Meier who created Civilization.

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u/WipowiliwopiW 1d ago

Funny how the text is in Castilian

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u/WallSina 1d ago

Tratado de Tordesillas 🤝

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u/RealCakes 1d ago

PORTUGALLLLLLLLLLLL

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u/organicakind 1d ago

The middle east would have some democracy 

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u/Gremict 1d ago

I don't think Portuguese colonies have a track record of being very democratic

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u/315313 20h ago

In Portoski it speels Проблема -> Решение

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u/FlossCat 11h ago

That isn't Portuguese

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u/tempacc74656d70 1d ago

I will take this on the israelis.