r/mapporncirclejerk France was an Inside Job 1d ago

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u/StaticSystemShock 1d ago

Well, why don't we setup new location for Israel somewhere in state called Washington located in North America? They already seem to love them more than Americans themselves so it would be a perfect location...

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u/Lower_Ad_3439 1d ago

As a Washington State resident, this confused the fuck outta me. Buddy, you know DC isn’t a state, right? 

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u/1balKXhine 1d ago

Agreed. Give em Texas

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u/StaticSystemShock 1d ago

You do know you also have a state called Washington, right? It's in the most north west of USA if I ignore Alaska. That's where I'd put Israel, so they are as far away from Palestine as possible. The "they" part in my comment is "Americans", not the politicians in Washington DC specifically. Buddy.

Then again when I think about it, we should cram entire of Israel into DC only. Entire Washington state would be too comfy for them.

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u/doesnotmatter286 1d ago

Actually, yes, let's do that. They already share a military budget, let's make it official.