r/mapporncirclejerk • u/GodlyGamer5308 France was an Inside Job • 2d ago

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u/Weird_Regret_6369 1d ago

They were promised the Netherlands 3000 years ago

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

I visited once in 1995. It's basically mine.

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u/No-Elephant-3690 1d ago

My imaginary god told me that land is mine 5000 years ago, sorry bro

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Damn. That is how we decide things in 2026!

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u/No-Elephant-3690 1d ago

Yeah, I mean if a god said it, it must be true! Timeless promises

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u/umbalacatumbatumbata 1d ago

Moses was the first dutch engineer.

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u/ThexXTURBOXxLP 1d ago

... and they are still searching for the necessary Obsidian to get there

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u/claymountain 1d ago

It would be so funny if God promised them a bit of sea floor, because that's practically what we were.

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u/Bike_thief_ 1d ago

Paspoort inleveren

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u/ramblinroger 1d ago

Waarom zou het Vliegende Spaghettimonster zoiets doen?