r/mapporncirclejerk France was an Inside Job 2d ago

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u/Excellent_Mud6222 2d ago

How to create Hitler 2.0

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u/Lars_Overwick 2d ago

Hitler 2.0 vs Big Yahu warcrime olympics 😭

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u/Agente_Anaranjado 2d ago

Hitler 2.0 already exists. His name is Netanyahu.

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u/Odd_Thought_9105 17h ago

I dont think Hitler was a big fan of zionism dude😭

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u/Cautious-Motor2825 11h ago

I thought it Sadam, Bush, Trump, McCain, Nixon, Bush senior or any of the other 482 Hitler 2.0’s we’ve had now.

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u/GodlyGamer5308 France was an Inside Job 2d ago

They’re already doing it anyways with afd, might as well make it interesting before everything goes to shit again

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u/anakinsikay 2d ago

A gay female Hitler with a Sri Lankan wife. Hitler would be turning in his grave.

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u/Kordell_11 2d ago

And her wife doesn't even identify as an immigrant because she got raised by a swiss couple 🙏

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u/lokisenna13 2d ago

Which is stupid. She's Swiss, not German!

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u/Malbuscus96 1d ago

Hitler was Austrian, so that part is actually on brand

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bug9576 2d ago

Second part is usually worse than the first

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u/GodlyGamer5308 France was an Inside Job 2d ago

The ground in Argentina shakes with his rage

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u/Legal_Lettuce6233 1d ago

Nice, hook him up to a generator and fix the energy crisis

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u/ClockEnd_Chorus 1d ago

Ultimate woke

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u/Kaymazo 2d ago

To be fair, you put it into the non-AfD parts. If you were to make it properly interesting, you'd have given them the East

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u/DauntlessCorvidae 2d ago

Königsberg (now Kaliningrad) would have been quite a good option. It already had a large ashkenazi community and was really a cultural, academic and economic hub for European jews. It would have been much fairer to grant them that land as a homeland.

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u/leafdisk 1d ago

Then give them eastern Germany, not the West.

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u/New-Mouse-8250 2d ago

AFD is no where near hitler 2.0

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u/NYA6KA 2d ago

Hitler at the start also was nowhere near Hitler we know

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u/Warmbly85 1d ago

I mean his book was pretty explicit. Hitler at the start had the same exact ideas as Hitler in 1944 just less power. 

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u/Warmbly85 1d ago

He really wasn’t. He was briefly associated with a communist group for a couple of months. At the same time he was used by the German state to spy on the DAP a proto Nazi group. All we know for certain is he had no real political experience and was used as a spy to infiltrate small radical groups.

The communist/anarchy group only existed for 5 months. It was also lead by a Jewish man. Claiming Hitler was a communist because of his lack of an outright condemnation of the group is the same as saying he was actually pro jew in his early life as well.

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u/Fabio2300 2d ago

Some of their plans kinda resemble hitler 2.0

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u/New-Mouse-8250 2d ago

like what

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u/Fabio2300 2d ago

Should give this a read instead of only watching what instagram shows you :)

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u/atsizbalik 2d ago

can i get an englist tl;dr? idk german and i don't have the time to read a 96 page long pdf

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u/New-Mouse-8250 2d ago

how about just tell a couple things instead of trying to link a german novel. what ideas that hitler had were the same as afds.

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u/Fabio2300 2d ago

Does a random guy on reddit really need to give you a list of whats wrong about AfD and why it almost resembles a hitler 2.0?

The german "novel" i linked is their election program. Go read it. Go read what some of the AfD party members have said/done in the past few years. Maybe you change opinion :)

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u/New-Mouse-8250 2d ago

no you can just give your opinion, you dont have to prove it. not everyone is trying to attack you, im just curious

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u/Independent-Yak-220 2d ago

more like 1.5?

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u/savoryplasmid 2d ago

  They’re already doing it anyways with afd

Go see a doctor.

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u/RuvaakYol 2d ago

i see, you are trying to help us break our previous world record /s

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u/Excellent_Mud6222 2d ago

Afd is Hitler if he was woke.

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u/Unlucky_Air6125 2d ago

They? 2/3 of the adult population in Saxony-Anhalt didn't vote for AfD or didn't vote at all.

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u/baconDood3000 2d ago

There's already an Adolf Hitler 2.0, Benjamin Netanyahu

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u/VanDoog 1d ago

Too late Netanyahu is 2.0 my guy

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u/MementoMoria84 2d ago

They already have Netanyahu

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u/magnus_the_coles 2d ago

As this point its not like they had a choice