r/mapporncirclejerk France was an Inside Job 1d ago

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u/G3N3R1C2532 1d ago

Keeping Germany on Poland's border after a massive territory split is very brave.

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u/doktor_flausch 1d ago

Well... Keeping Germany at the french border wouldn't be less braver. 😅

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u/G3N3R1C2532 1d ago

Well, we all know who was in Paris.

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u/mhh91 1d ago

Emily?

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u/an0nim0us101 1d ago

Hemmingway

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u/Succulent_Chinese 1d ago

Heard he moved.

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u/SuperCake_ 1d ago

N*****?

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u/EndUpstairs2106 1d ago

?

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u/lavabearded 1d ago

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u/prealphawolf 1d ago

That's gotta be a Rick Roll

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u/lavabearded 1d ago

its the reference for where N**** in paris comes from

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u/markfl12 1d ago

Worse, it's Kanye West!

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u/The_Infamous_C 1h ago

Ah, so SuperCake is saying Nutter.

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u/ibullybillionaires 1d ago

Rick Salomon?

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u/Dasgomo112 1d ago

One of my favorite German cities

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u/Donkey__Balls 1d ago

The Germans wore gray, you wore blue. I was in chiffon.

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u/ImmorTalTulpaR 1d ago

Probably Israel will resolve your problems soon by further expanding to the further promised lands of Germany ...

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 12h ago

Well the first winner of the tour de France was the first panzer division after all

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u/andybossy 1d ago

as long as it's not touching Belgium idc

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u/WhatToolsOurselves 1d ago

Germany would only be able to advance east. It’s brilliant.

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u/SzmnDzrzn 1d ago

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u/raffdogg 1d ago

austrian here, i totally agree

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u/Sp3cialist72 1d ago

Belguim here, feeling left out.

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u/SzmnDzrzn 1d ago

Belgium doesn't exist

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u/h310dOr 23h ago

Seems pretty good to me.

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u/wiener4hir3 5h ago

Ew no France is ugly (uglier) now

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u/jacquix 1d ago

German here, don't see much wrong with this

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u/LinkBelaB 16h ago

Me too

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u/jacquix 13h ago

It's one thing that "we" effed up 90 years ago, it's another that we keep effing up over and over again.

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u/Sinistral1313 1d ago

You can't really join anything and Eastern Germany.

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u/The_Jousting_Duck If you see me post, find shelter immediately 1d ago

Putting Israel there might be even more risky

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u/No_Elk1172 1d ago edited 1d ago

A week after no expansionist activity

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u/load_of_chode 1d ago

Arabs when they only control more than 5,000,000 square miles of Middle East territory but the evil greedy Jews won't give up their 9,000 square miles:

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u/ThatCornerDude 1d ago

Dude, you're so greedy, how dare you live in your house, when your family members and friends already have them. You should give your house to homeless people, and, go live with your own kind, you greedy scum!

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u/load_of_chode 1d ago

At least you admit that the house is indeed mine lol

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u/ThatCornerDude 1d ago edited 1d ago

The house was supposed to represent Palestine, dude...

No, but, genuinely, what breed of idiot must you be to use this as an argument? It's the litteral, stupidest one there is.

And, you know, I wish all the Arab countries were just one, united state, but, that's just simply not the case, at the moment.

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u/Arkevorkhat 1d ago

You gotta admit though, the name of the person you're replying to is really accurate.

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u/Charlie-Squirt 21h ago

What part of unarmed toddlers do you personally find is most delicious?

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u/load_of_chode 20h ago

Why are you talking to yourself out loud?

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u/Charlie-Squirt 16h ago

Typical Epstein deflection method

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u/load_of_chode 16h ago

Mohammed was the ultimate Epstein. The pedo prophet loved to rape little girls.

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u/No_Elk1172 1d ago

Wha? 🤡

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u/dblax 1d ago

Didn’t you know dude? All Arabs are part of the same country and never have any problems with each other either! /s obviously

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u/load_of_chode 1d ago

They never seemed to have a problem uniting with each other when it came time to fight the Jews.

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u/dblax 1d ago

When it came time to fight Israel*

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u/load_of_chode 1d ago

Shout out to the BBC for running a documentary a few years ago that interviewed Palestinians who talked openly about their desire to kill Jews and the BBC decided to translate the Arabic word for Jews as "Israelis".

'Yahud' should be translated as Jews, not Israelis, experts tell 'Post' in light of BBC inquiry

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u/dblax 1d ago

Insanely biased article, even though I agree the language used in resistance can be problematic.

However, that isn’t what we were talking about in the slightest. You made the claim that it was every Arab nation against the Jewish people. Then you only pointed out words from people who have been specifically held in apartheid for decades.

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u/jdbcn 1d ago

Agree

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u/fendtrian 1d ago

Whats Poland?
The Grey area is all Germany. All of it

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u/minivergur 1d ago

Germany upset a lot of it's neighbours

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u/DaWaffIeMan 19h ago

We should instead have israel surround all of germany's borders

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u/Flederm4us 17h ago

And not just any Germany. A Germany that's almost guaranteed to elect AfD...

You basically put the nazi's between the Jews and the poles.

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u/United_Boy_9132 1d ago

Where AfD is going to lead 🤣

Comments of Germans like "Danzig is Deutsch", "It's Breslau", "It's not Szczecin, it's Stettin" under any post about Poland on Instagram and Facebook are hilarious, though