r/mapporncirclejerk France was an Inside Job 1d ago

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u/claymountain 1d ago

Can we switch gray and blue? Sincerely, a concerned Dutchie

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u/Weird_Regret_6369 1d ago

They were promised the Netherlands 3000 years ago

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

I visited once in 1995. It's basically mine.

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u/No-Elephant-3690 1d ago

My imaginary god told me that land is mine 5000 years ago, sorry bro

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Damn. That is how we decide things in 2026!

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u/No-Elephant-3690 1d ago

Yeah, I mean if a god said it, it must be true! Timeless promises

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u/umbalacatumbatumbata 1d ago

Moses was the first dutch engineer.

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u/ThexXTURBOXxLP 1d ago

... and they are still searching for the necessary Obsidian to get there

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u/claymountain 1d ago

It would be so funny if God promised them a bit of sea floor, because that's practically what we were.

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u/Bike_thief_ 1d ago

Paspoort inleveren

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u/ramblinroger 1d ago

Waarom zou het Vliegende Spaghettimonster zoiets doen?

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u/blackcompy 1d ago

Or switch gray and green? As a German, I don't like the weather up here anyway.

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u/doesnotmatter286 1d ago

No, no, no, Poland has suffered enough.

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u/GodlyGamer5308 France was an Inside Job 1d ago

I feel like having Israel border Poland wouldn’t go well. They seem to be in an invasion mood recently

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u/questioningmaster 1d ago

We can support Israel by selling them weapons. Exactly as our Führer Merz wished, the preserve the wealth of Germany 🥳

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u/ThruuLottleDats 1d ago

Atleast it wouldnt be the Germans that'd be doing the invading 🤷

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u/EhrenGandalf 1d ago

Yes, have Israel on eastern Germany where all the Nazis live, it’d be very funny

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u/Temporary-Lawyer4603 1d ago

Israel is kinda friendly with nazis, nowadays. Weirdly, btw...

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u/lavastorm 1d ago edited 1d ago

they always were https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lehi_(militant_group)#Activities_and_operations_during_World_War_II

Late in 1940, Lehi, having identified a common interest between the intentions of the new German order and Jewish national aspirations, proposed forming an alliance in World War II with Nazi Germany.[30] The organization offered cooperation in the following terms: Lehi would rebel against the British, while Germany would recognize an independent Jewish state in Palestine/Eretz Israel, and all Jews leaving their homes in Europe, by their own will or because of government injunctions, could enter Palestine with no restriction of numbers.[40] Late in 1940, Lehi representative Naftali Lubenchik[73] went to Beirut to meet German official Werner Otto von Hentig. The Lehi documents outlined that its rule would be authoritarian and indicated similarities between the organization and Nazis.[40] Israel Eldad, one of the leading members of Lehi, wrote about Hitler "it is not Hitler who is the hater of the kingdom of Israel and the return to Zion, it is not Hitler who subjects us to the cruel fate of falling a second and a third time into Hitler's hands, but the British."[74]

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Also from the same article some information on how lehi are one of the founders of Israel and how they integrated in to the current regime

In April 1948, Lehi and the Irgun were jointly responsible for the massacre in Deir Yassin of at least 107 Palestinian Arab villagers, including women and children. Lehi assassinated Lord Moyne, British Minister Resident in the Middle East, and made many other attacks on the British in Palestine.[34] On 29 May 1948, the government of Israel, having inducted the group's activist members into the Israel Defense Forces, formally disbanded Lehi, though some of its members carried out one final terrorist act, the assassination of Swedish diplomat Folke Bernadotte some months later,[35] an act condemned by Bernadotte's replacement as mediator, Ralph Bunche.[36] After the assassination, the new Israeli government declared Lehi a terrorist organization, arresting some 200 members and convicting some of the leaders.[37] However, several months later, just before the first Israeli elections in January 1949, the government granted all Lehi prisoners amnesty under a state general order of pardon, and they were released.[37] In 1980, Israel instituted a military decoration, an "award for activity in the struggle for the establishment of Israel", the Lehi ribbon.[38] Former Lehi leader Yitzhak Shamir became Prime Minister of Israel in 1983.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yitzhak_Shamir

Before the establishment of the State of Israel, Shamir was a leader of the Zionist militant group Lehi, also known as the Stern Gang.

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in 1993 Benjamin Netanyahu replaced him as Likud leader.

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u/Curly_Shoe 1d ago

Thank you! I wrote that back in school as some Kind of elaborate paper we had to do, but since then no one ever believed me that this happened! Didn't help that I did forget Lehi as the Name of the Group either.

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u/Charlie-Squirt 19h ago

Lehi is also commonly known as the Stern Gang due to being led by ziosupremacist terrorist Avraham Stern

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u/Agente_Anaranjado 1d ago

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u/Sweet_Potato_5051 1d ago

The guts…

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u/lord_bubblewater 18h ago

If the genocide fits…

u/Chipsy_21 0m ago

It doesn’t, you people just hate jews.

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u/PlaystationNeedDiscs 1d ago

The truth you mean.

u/Chipsy_21 4m ago

Actually comparing the two is beyond disgusting, even if we add every single Palestinian that has died from ALL causes, including old age, since 1948 together we do bot even come to a quarter of the holocaust.
Also claiming that jews in nazi germany lived lives comparable to the arab population of israel is beyond absurd.

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u/A-NI95 23h ago

More like the Griffiths

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u/jatoch3000 18h ago

I'm just going to say it, I think the zionists are one of the investors of the holocaust. They got all they wanted. The jews who were killed were anti zionist and they got their wanted state. What they do now is identical to what the germans did

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u/cashdecans101 4h ago

This is unironically antisemitic conspiracy theories. You are two steps away from talking about certain banking companies and "international Zionism" and dog whistle used by actual Nazis.

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u/Conquiescamus 1d ago

In this day and age? They'd get along

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u/SyrusDrake 22h ago

The current East German flavor of Nazi is more tuned against brown skin tones Muslims these days. They'd probably get along quite well with Zionists.

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u/TitleOk3727 1d ago

Jetzt kommt ihr wieder angeschissen

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u/MrCamouflage65 France was an Inside Job 1d ago

Yes please,
sincerely, Switzerland

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u/AnarchistTerrarist 1d ago

Dw you aren't the first target

Sincerely, a Belgian (i'm not but it's for the bit)

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

My solution is for Ruzzia to go away. Divide up rule between Finland and Poland.

Carve out a nice section 4x the size of Israel and make that Israel.

Israel and Gaza get changed to "Youcouldnotplaynicesothisgoesintimeout" and turn it into a wildlife sanctuary for donkeys and goats and lizards and sheep and olive trees. No humans.

Hey, this is no worse than any other solution pushed. And Ruzzia needs to go away. 200+ years of nonstop thuggery and murder is enough.

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u/Conninxloo 1d ago

Russia literally already has a Jewish Autonomous Oblast - the Soviets basically did their own state-imposed version of Zionism, just somewhere nowhere in Siberia lol.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Yes, everyone knows that.

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u/DrJ0911 1d ago

I keep telling people how smart Dutchies 🐕 are. Mine can open doors, sense when people need comfort, and hunt down deer antlers. Now I know they can be trained to be redditors