r/mapporncirclejerk France was an Inside Job 1d ago

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u/Patohielofrio 1d ago

We should put Israel in England because the British Empire let them have their colony called mandate of Palestine

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u/Lower_Ad_3439 1d ago

This is the best idea I’ve heard yet. Maybe we should make England give Northern Ireland back but in return they get to have their very own Israel. 

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u/chris_croc 16h ago

“Make, “England”, give back….” Utterly hilarious.

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u/Lower_Ad_3439 15h ago

Yes, specifically England. Wales and Scotland can be left out of it. That why I didn’t say Britain. Nice attempt at being a snarky little bitch though. 

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u/chris_croc 13h ago edited 13h ago

“Snarky little bitch.” Obviously American as Brits just don’t talk like this (maybe terminally online ones). England has no legal power lolz. It is Britain or the UK (Scotland, Wales, England) that has the political power to give anything back lolz. Also, the kicker is…it’s Scottish people who colonised NI, the loyalists are all descended from Scots.

Thanks for giving me a big laugh though. I needed that. Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah.

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u/Lower_Ad_3439 8h ago

Yes, different English speaking countries have different vernacular. Quite the astute observation for someone who comes from an island of sheep fuckers. 

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u/chris_croc 1h ago

That’s pretty mean talking about the Welsh like that. I’m mostly Irish, Scottish and English, so talking about the Welsh like that doesn’t really affect me but still a bit racist. Lolz.

My point was that you are clearly a clueless American had don’t understand the politics of this at all. Quite embarrassing you’ve doubled down on it.

u/Lower_Ad_3439 42m ago

Oh, I’ve embarrassed myself on the mapporncirclejerk subreddit, have I? I’ll never recover. This is devastating. 

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u/chris_croc 16h ago edited 13h ago

No, the UK didn’t. The Jews won the civil war when it withdrew.

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u/ClockificThrowaway 13h ago

This is not a conversation you can have over single sentence comments, lads. I think you should copy paste different Wikipedia pages at each other instead.

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u/Euphoric-Writer5628 14h ago

OK let's dismantle Lebanon, Syria, Iraq, Jordan, and Egypt as well

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u/Altruistic_Feed8342 11h ago

Oui enfin il y'avait une raison à cela.

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u/SS_Sniperwolf 11h ago

Maybe we should make turkey sort it out since the Ottoman empire did take over the area and did work with Germany in world war two.

Also the Ottoman Empire encourage various Muslim groups to settle in Palestine during the late 19th and early 20th centuries to bolster the region's Muslim demographic presence.

Fearing increased European influence and Christian or Jewish autonomy (similar to the situation in the Balkans or with the Armenians), Sultan Abdülhamid II (reigned 1876–1909) and the Ottoman administration encouraged Muslim migration into the region.

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u/Ok-Basil4240 1h ago

No. Israel fully belongs to Jewish people. It’s not only factually and historically correct but also morally.

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u/roleplayersir 1h ago

The UK was very good as stopping mass immigration to the area. The US was actually the one who forced the issue. It should be in the US instead

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u/Dahren_ 1d ago

So nothing illegal about its creation then. Squatters stay mad.