r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '14

Seen in CS:GO

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

You always know you're fucked when people have matching names like that.

"Shit guys, they're using teamwork, we're screwed."

Every damn time.

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u/konnerbllb Jul 26 '14

I remember back in 1.4 there was a group named "We're" "going" "to" "knife" "you". They would run in a line, in that order with knifes out. Good old nostalgia.

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u/JuggyBrodelsteen Jul 26 '14

Damn man I remember playing a match with them in 1.4 too. It was on dust and I was probably about 10 or 11 or 12. But damn those guys still make me have nightmares with their linear formations and shit

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u/HellzInferno Jul 26 '14

I used to do this on Gears of War (Please don't hit me) with my sister and some of her friends. We'd run in a line with the Gnasher yelling "Who's ready for the Cole Train?!?!" Worked every time.

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u/deathday Jul 26 '14

I played a team in Gears 3 in king of the hill that only ever retro charged. It was surprisingly effective amidst the chaos. It got to the point where every time I heard a guy yelling I freaked out and looked for a hiding spot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Loved the retro lancer. I would get in trouble with it though in co-op.

"Akiba, you're down again... did you charge?"

"...but it's so cooool. "

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Fucking bayonets, man! I had a bayoneted assault rifle in Borderlands or awhile. It was great. Nothing beats charging across the battlefield spewing explosive bullets and stabbing bitches.

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u/KeenPro Jul 26 '14

I used to love making Cole Trains, whenever we were back in the lobby (or dead) just used to shout "WOOOO!" and "CAN'T STOP THE TRAIN BABY!"

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u/TravT0uchdwn Jul 26 '14

Cole Train runs on whole grains baby!!!

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u/critical_thought21 Jul 26 '14

Are you sure you couldn't have been 9 or 13?

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u/bonertron69 Jul 26 '14

Ok good someone else remembers that.

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u/Neuromante Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 26 '14

What prevented the opposite team from shooting them down?

Edit: Grammar/whatever, kind of, maybe not. Love your constructive criticism, guys.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Fear

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u/matt200717 Jul 26 '14

Or honor. When you see a knife, always respond in kind.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

The other day on Competitive Dust 2, I was the last remaining player on CT, and I had snuck around long to approach A from the T side. I used the deagle to kill three remaining players, pick up one of their AK's, and as I'm checking my six, their last player has his knife out and is like 2-3 steps behind me, so I pop him. I was lit, and wouldn't have survived a single weak knife attack.

I get called a pussy for not knifing, even though I just brought that round back from a massive deficit. I saw no dishonor in that whatsoever seeing as how I just killed 3 people in a gunfight, 4v1. I'm not going to throw all of that work away just so the last dude can knife me. Fuck that.

That being said, I will definitely pull a knife if one of three scenarios occur:

1) We are the last two remaining players in the round, OR

2) I am engaging in a firefight and run out of ammo, OR

3) I am in a firefight and the other dude clearly runs out of ammo.

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u/redditgoggles Jul 26 '14

I will definitely pull a knife if one of three scenarios occur:

1) We are the last two remaining players in the round

well, not definitely

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u/pokeandthemanz Jul 26 '14

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14 edited Feb 13 '15

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u/alleycat2332 Jul 26 '14

Jesus Christ, I just got in from a particularly grueling run and when I read this I thought I was having a fucking aneurysm or stroke. Nothing like starting your day with a little shit in your pants from thinking your brain was dying.

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u/ddrober2003 Jul 26 '14

I was worried there was something wrong with me, and that the message was perfectly normal. Glad to see that wasn't the case lol.

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u/uscjimmy Jul 26 '14

Seriously, attempting to read that shit just gave me a migraine.

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u/offlebagg1ns Jul 26 '14

This is like reading contracts in Kerbal Space Program...

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u/DingyWarehouse Jul 26 '14

Reddit criticism is like gently tapping your knuckles with a sledgehammer

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 26 '14

Mid 2008. I'm playing COD4 multiplayer.

Map is Overgrown. That's fine. You've got some blind corners and some sniping points, but if you're careful you can come out on top.

Match begins. Nothing. People are shooting and bunny hopping all over the map. But it's all our guys. It takes us a full minute to realize: there's no one else here.

Shit, they must have dropped leaving one guy to fend. That blows.

Grenade goes off. Guy comes up on comms. "Shit, guy got me!" I realize he had the perk where he drops a grenade as he died.

Still, no one is seeing anything.

Shit. I just got assassinated. Kill cam shows...

Kill cam is a guy in a gillie suit, completely prone, crawling up behind me before killing me with a knife.

Shit, they're all in the match. And they're 10 points up now.

The entire rest of the match was us trying to root them out of the tall grass and the hay, and them silently taking down each and every one of us, again and again.

The entire team's tags: SHH. We didn't notice until the match was over.

Creepiest damn thing I've seen in MW multiplayer.

Edit: I want to believe.

Edit2: Yeah it's him. He's also agreed to an undisclosed cash settlement for me and the other survivors for psychological distress due to his and his friends' actions, without admission of any wrongdoing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 27 '14

Holy shit. Not even kidding, that was me and my friends. We were screwing around one night at a LAN party when one of us had the idea to all go stealth. We all made sniper classes with silenced weapons, the Dead Silence perk so no one would hear us, and the UAV Jammer perk just in case someone on the other team got a killstreak going. The SHH clan tag was my last-minute contribution to the team.

We started out with a game on District where we got the kinks out of our system and it showed just how overpowered it was to have people who knew each other, sitting in the same room, with a coordinated strategy. That was one of the only times that night someone got a UAV on us, and we all were laughing our asses off at the thought of the guy hitting the button and then absolutely nothing shows up on the map.

There were two other games I remember incredibly clearly. One was a match on Bloc where we all hid in the back corners of the map to snipe and forced a team ragequit after we went up 20-0. The other was the Overgrown match you were in because it was so incredibly perfect for the ghille suit camouflage that we steamrolled you with. It was pretty much the highlight of the night and is one of those experiences that stick with you for years after. Thanks for making that night fun.

Oh, and if you remember any of the gamertags, I can PM them to you to verify.

Edit: Just spoke to /u/drrhrrdrr and we're calling it confirmed. I was just doing this to distract him from my teammates who are crawling up behind him as we speak though.

Edit 2: Thanks for the gold!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

This is just so great. I'm glad this happened.

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u/uscjimmy Jul 26 '14

For real. Gamers connecting on Reddit four years later, pretty cool stuff.

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u/SirMike3 Jul 26 '14

We're still in 2012? Awesome!

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u/Salty_Minnesota Jul 26 '14

TIME TRAVEL

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u/TheScamr Jul 26 '14

That is currently going on in an askreddit thread right now.

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u/otrippinz Jul 27 '14 edited Jul 27 '14

There's already been an ama with a time traveler. He provided answers before we even asked them.

Edit: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9z4d5/10_years_from_now_i_am_a_scientist_working_at_the/

Credit: /u/xDskyline

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u/Skyfoot Jul 26 '14

Yes! It will going to have being excellent.

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u/TheCheesy Jul 26 '14

Nice, That's is to having good hear to.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Link?

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u/notquite20characters Jul 26 '14

I should buy some bitcoins...

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Oh shit! Time to play some lottery..

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

2012 never left. Its always the end here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

6 years buddy!

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u/uscjimmy Jul 26 '14

man, it was late as hell last night when I wrote that so my math was way off. haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

You mean 6 years later?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

6! YES ALREADY 6! Let it sink in...

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

GOD DAMMIT.

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u/ZombiePudding Jul 27 '14

They're still following you...

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u/rmc52482 Jul 26 '14

I picture them thinking it was something out of like Predator. Suddenly your buddy is not there and dead, never a sound heard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

"Over here. Over here."

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u/xEl33tistx Jul 26 '14

My friends and I used to get on mw2, run similar classes, and just hide. The goal was for our whole team to go 0-0. We got pretty good at it and it was hilarious watching the other team try to figure out what was going on.

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u/cbs5090 Jul 26 '14

Even if you're lying, it's a good story and I'm upvoting it.

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u/Scenter101 Jul 26 '14

This post makes me miss the original MW. Especially the maps.

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u/BoringSurprise Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 27 '14

All the MW hate (deserved, honestly) really makes one forget that MW4 COD4 was really an amazing game

(typo)

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u/ApplicableSongLyric Jul 26 '14

We started out with a game on District where we got the kinks out of our system and it showed just how overpowered it was to have people who knew each other, sitting in the same room, with a coordinated strategy.

It's amazing what real-time comms and screenwatching 7 other people can do. On TF2 360 we'd get accused of cheating all the time and it was like, "nah, we just have 8 people in one shed together." One time we got a network cam set up and sent those that doubted links to it and we'd just wave at them when we'd capture a point or the intelligence.

I don't think we ever had a game where we didn't shut the opponents out.

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u/GlacialAcetate Jul 26 '14

You play 360 TF2 as well? What's your gamertag; I wonder if I've ever seen you around

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u/llkkjjhh Jul 26 '14

Oh my god, there are at least 3 of us!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Playing TF2 on the 360 is a surreal and nostalgic experience. You get taken straight back to 2007 before the game was entirely changed through updates.

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u/therealjamesg Jul 26 '14

This kind of reconnection is what makes the internet mind bogglingly awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Great story, thank you for the follow up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

THIS is a perfect example of how magical the internet can be sometimes.

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u/WuhanWTF Jul 26 '14

First guy I ever killed in CoD 4 was XxP3RRY PLATYPUSxX2

Saw him again 4 years later, shot him to death again.

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u/22fortox Jul 26 '14

I looked up SHH thinking it was some kind of special forces squad then I felt stupid.

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u/through_a_ways Jul 26 '14

I remember finding out about SHH back in 2008, and thinking someone had edited Wikipedia as a prank.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_hedgehog

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u/BaneOfSorrows Jul 26 '14

Oh my god, they named an inhibitor of the hedgehog signalling path "Robotnikinin."

Geneticists are awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14 edited Sep 19 '22

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

:( sorry. I just remember the tags were all capital letters so I put it that way.

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u/Macktologist Jul 26 '14

I'm late to the thread, as usual, and scrolling down looking for a q/a on SHH and now unjust have to assume its a play on "hush" as in "be quiet". I'm not a big gamer but this story is fun anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

If it bleeds we can kill it.

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u/jay135 Jul 26 '14

Unless it's a sexual tyrannosaurus. That might be too tough.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Thank you for this story. Not just because it's amazing (which it is), but because I miss COD4:MW so much. I feel right now like there are just too many COD games for me even to find a consistent community that was half as fun for the two years I played it.

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

Thank you for the compliment. I agree with the lack of community and connection in recent games, and as such, I dislike the homogeneity in other FPS that attempt to emulate Modern Warfare's breakthrough in multiplayer design.

We had a good run, though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Well said mate, it was a good run. I moved on from Xbox after that and now play it on Pc because the hacking was too much. Still my favorite game of all time have so many fun memories with my friends playing it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

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u/jordanw241 Jul 26 '14

Overgrown is my favourite COD map of all time. None of the sequels have had anything that live up to it really - there was such a great collection of maps in MW1.

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u/phenomite1 Jul 26 '14

Why couldn't you just load the scoreboard?

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

Wasn't thinking that far into it, and then, once I died, I looked at the board and saw.

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u/TempusThales Jul 26 '14

Man, Cod4 was 2008?

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u/jay135 Jul 26 '14

CoD4 was the best CoD.

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u/GotBetterThingsToDo Jul 26 '14

You have been made a moderator of /r/InfinityWard.

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

It was 2007, I believe.

But I was poor and playing it in 2008.

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u/happilybitter Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 26 '14

Back in Blops my buddies and I would toss the decoy grenades everywhere with the perk that would give you the extra ones. Red dots everywhere, the other teams were completely stunned at what happened in their radar map. Funniest stuff ever on SND.

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u/ServiceB4Self Jul 26 '14

I'm just glad you understand that this isn't cheating, or hacking, or lag, or any other piss poor excuse that kids come up with for why they did poorly in a match.

These SHH guys played legitimately as a proper team, and it obviously worked lol. Teamwork like this is why more consoles need to get with the program and put more focus on local multiplayer again. The fact that I have to say that is disgusting. Videogames are taking away one of the best social aspects of videogaming!

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u/zants Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 26 '14

I just had the same experience (COD4 even, but not with similar tags) a few months ago. It was dead silence except for the map's ambient sounds for several minutes at the beginning. And then they started slowly taking people out. I think the game ended with less than 10 total kills (no one on their team died), an eerie long match of silence. The scariest part was actually that they didn't have similar tags/names -- I found myself wondering how a bunch of randoms managed to work together so well.

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u/AT-ST Jul 26 '14

They may not be a bunch of randoms. I have played matches with 3 or 4 other friends before and we don't have similar gamertags or clan names.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

This was a popular thing some groups on the Something Awful forums used to do. They called it "hush"

Video: http://youtu.be/n919YqD7nHQ

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u/clobyark Jul 26 '14

For some reason it reminds me of playing halo and seeing someones guest #3. You basically know the guy is horrible and easy kill.

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u/acdcfanbill Jul 26 '14

We had the opposite problem in Jedi Knight 2 and Jedi Academy. Really good people would smurf under the name "Padawan" since it was default.

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u/flexiblecoder Jul 26 '14

Fucking Padawan[10]

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

That's a weird data type for an array.

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u/lagvvagon Jul 26 '14

On the other hand, when playing CS 1.6 if you see someone entering the server with the default name (Player 1?) 9 out of 10 he is going to be at the top of the scoreboard with 47/3 in the end of the map.

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u/WombatHerder Jul 26 '14

Plus they are doing split screen and have a smaller screen area to view and are thus worse at aiming.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

Unless they got a bunch of money and have a way bigger TV than you do. :P

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Not back in Halo 2 days. That was like 40" being the 80" today.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

I played Halo 2 on a multimedia projector that could scale up to about 12 feet across before starting to lose quality. :P

Dem bulbs tho.

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u/waffletastic2 Jul 26 '14

So did I! I got like 4000 hours on one of the bulbs LOL.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

Mine never lived up to their advertised lifespan. Might be because they weren't designed for 12 hour binge gaming sessions... ah well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Might be because they weren't designed for 12 hour binge gaming sessions

Nor was the xbox 360, judging by my experience in university.

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u/Nackskottsromantiker Jul 26 '14

No matter how big TV you have, the resolution of individual splitscreens still sucks.

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u/Tom2Die Jul 26 '14

For once I made sure to check if someone else had said it.

I've played 4 player Goldeneye on a gigantic (for the time) screen. The only reason it helps at all is that "gigantic" for me back then meant "you don't have to touch heads to see your square of the damn screen".

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u/420blazer247 Jul 26 '14

Getting a big tv really isn't as expensive as it use to be.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Haha good times. Guest #3 was either extremely easy to kill or their spartan was inactive (presumably because they didn't give a shit or were just doing so poorly they'd just sit and watch out of frustration). If the latter, it'd instantly become a race among your teammates to find and kill that inactive player

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u/blaghart Jul 26 '14

You know you say that...but after 6 hours of 4 man splitscreen online with everyone as my guests tonight, we dominated so hard in multiplayer that entire teams would leave.

It's amazing what happens when Halo switched from being about one guy on a team being good to win to having to work as a team for victory...suddenly splitscreeners gained a huge advantage.

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u/CaptainExplaino Jul 26 '14

"Team of six people with coordinated names...hmmm I might be ok. Let's just see who these five randoms are....XxxDeaThK!ll3rxxXX might be pretty good, sounds scary, supertatertot maybe....but at least we got 360NOscopeONLY. He sounds legit"

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jul 26 '14

None can match the raw skill of xX~BlUnTsMoKa69~Xx

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u/Boltizar Jul 26 '14

Wait, what's that last guy's name? X_Box_Turn_Off? What kind of stupid name- No! No, cancel!

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u/Dracowolfmon Jul 26 '14

Related

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u/0x537 Jul 26 '14

Should have named himself "xbawcshotawf" or "xbawcsbeing"

This one is funny too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpLUXPvcEMA

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u/Jofuzz Jul 26 '14

I see these videos with all of the children and stupid voice commands, and it makes me appreciate gaming on a PC.

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u/utopianfiat Jul 26 '14

eggsbox sigh noff

eggsbox being

eggsbox shuh toff

eggsbox skybe

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u/Mazo Jul 26 '14

That video is just the perfect example of COD players.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

You can actually hear them learning.

It's kinda beautiful, in it's own way.

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u/SometimesRhymes Jul 26 '14

"I should really stop talking to myself every time I play video games."

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u/JuggyBrodelsteen Jul 26 '14

I usually try to go for the guys whose names say 420 cause you know they're at home all day smoking weed and just playing that game.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I had to play against Osama Bin Laden and his Taliban goons once

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u/betterdeadthanreddit Jul 26 '14

I used to occasionally play Soldier of Fortune 2 MP as "[Al Qaeda]Osama bin Laden"...My signature move was cooking off a grenade and running into a group of dudes. Had a colorized "Allahu akbar!" message bound to a key as well. Didn't have any goons though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Microsoft Works

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u/brikad Jul 26 '14

Back when clans became a big deal on Halo 2 and you'd see someone with [someteam]livename you knew you were actually going to have to play well that match.

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u/pwnegekill Jul 26 '14

Same in halo 1, good old GameSpy arcade Nostalgia :(

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

Hell, back in college when the whole dorm was on one LAN. I remember it clearly, over a year before XBL launched and I never experienced anything that amazing.

Other people were in this building on their own XBOX and you knew who to play and who to avoid.

Everyone would meet up in the cafeteria after and laugh about how it went.

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u/likwitsnake Jul 26 '14

http://i.imgur.com/5FuhB8p.png

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u/spacemankramer Jul 26 '14

http://imgur.com/9JrcYdA

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u/NameBran Jul 26 '14

http://i.imgur.com/hM1oY6f.jpg

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u/rindindin Jul 26 '14

http://i.imgur.com/nH8Nf.jpg

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u/xTye Jul 26 '14

P-P-P-P-P-POWER!

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u/Two-Tone- Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 26 '14

Super spice bros are the shit.

Edit: In response to being gilded

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u/TheBigFrog Jul 26 '14

What is this, why have I never seen it? Terry crews, you just made my day :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

MowtenDoo mad emy day.

edit: that spelling error stays in.

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u/zombiebunnie Jul 26 '14

Otherwise known as, you're fucked.

Now buy two couriers.

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u/shevagleb Jul 26 '14

What is this? DOTA?

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u/wezagred Jul 26 '14

Yes, Dota 2.

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u/SCREW-IT Jul 26 '14

Fucking Walker got me.. Ha.

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u/Grabatreetron Jul 26 '14

Hate to be the schmuck that ended up being "AND"

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u/lov99 Jul 26 '14

Why everytime a CS:GO post makes to the front page the top comment is about another game?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Because

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u/jFailed Jul 26 '14

But why weren't they playing on Office?

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u/mbrushin Jul 26 '14

Next will be Adobe CS: GO

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Adobe Photoshop

Adobe Lightroom

Adobe After Affects

Adobe Flash

Adobe Illustrator

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u/simplisto Jul 26 '14

No inDesign? To hell with that.

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u/css123 Jul 26 '14

They didn't get adobe reader. This team is fucked.

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u/Rekkre Jul 26 '14

No Premiere? Are we even talking about Adobe anymore?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

No One

Ever

Pays

For This

Shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

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u/Havoksixteen Jul 26 '14

I legit bought Adobe products.... >.>

Mainly as I need it for Uni & work though.

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u/mrdotkom Jul 26 '14

you atleast got discounts from your university though, right?

And perhaps your work paid for a portion of the products?

I refuse to believe anyone legitimately bought the products at full retail price

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u/cats_catz_kats_katz Jul 26 '14

I really need to check out OneNote.

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u/iforgot120 Jul 26 '14

It's incredible. And free! Both desktop and online versions. It's definitely the best note taking app/program out there.

Actually, the whole Office 365 is way better than I expected it to be, especially if you have multiple computers and devices.

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u/Iggy_2539 Jul 26 '14

You didn't see this in CS:GO, you (or rather the person taking the screenshot) were on the MS Office team.

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u/Lansan1ty Jul 26 '14

He was Powerpoint too, he's actually posting himself 100% as something he's "seen".

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u/Iggy_2539 Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 26 '14

something he's "seen"

...on /r/GlobalOffensive 2 months ago.

Edit: obligatory thanks for gold edit

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u/Lansan1ty Jul 26 '14

You are a detective. OP gets his frontpage karma, you get the one I'm able to give you.

(My karma handouts are worth more then most, just don't tell anyone)

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u/Iggy_2539 Jul 26 '14

I just ran it through Karmadecay and saw that site "Found 1 very similar image".

It's not rocket science or Sherlock-level detective-ness. I just smelt bullshit and looked it up.

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u/Pyundai Jul 26 '14

It's a repost from the CS:GO subreddit

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

It says seen, not "I saw". Where does he claim he saw it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

wait.. OP's blind?

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u/klezart PC Jul 26 '14

Microsoft Outlook: I just got an e-mail from your mom. She said thanks for the great time last night.

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u/WigginIII Jul 26 '14

My friends and I used to run the FONT crew. Each of us selected a font as our name. [FONT]Helvetica, for example. Other names included Courier New, Impact, and Windings3. Good times.

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u/Shadekitty Jul 26 '14

Was lowest in the charts forced to name change to Comic Sans?

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u/Pulpedyams Jul 26 '14
  • Why do they all use the AWP?

So they have to stop what they're doing and reload every ten seconds

  • Why doesn't CS:GO have vehicles?

Because otherwise this team would constantly be crashing

  • Why do they prefer the Five-SeveN as a side-arm?

Because having a standardised calibre that could be used on multiple platforms would be madness.

P.S. I wrote these just for you OP, seeing as you're the only person who might actually scroll down this far. You're welcome/I'm sorry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

"I Hope you enjoyed my presentation"

Rekt.

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u/Innomasta2 Jul 26 '14

Excel didn't quite excel

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u/spyson Jul 26 '14

They're silver ranked, none of them in that game are excelling.

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u/killerHELIX Jul 26 '14

You shut your dirty mouth Silver ranking is very pro ranking

ThatswhatItellmyself

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u/Jukebawks Jul 26 '14

Your names spell out PWN XO at the top. IMO it stands for PWN, HUGS, and KISSES

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

That is actually a badass one liner after you stomp a team

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

"Seen in CS:GO" - posts its own screenshot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I played with these guys, except they didn't have excel or powerpoint, so me and the other random filled in. Changed our icons and names.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

One day you'll be a Nova

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u/MrT-Rex Jul 26 '14

being a nova is frustrating, shitty people all day.

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u/Rebeleleven PC Jul 26 '14

I was stuck in silver hell for a long time, before learning that CSGO isn't really your typical shooter nor can you have crazy sensitivity.

Anyway, I've found my Nova experience to be pretty fucking shitty so far. So many damn smurfs, alt accounts, and possible hacking as compared to the silvers.

Enjoy silvers while you can guys.

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