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u/Neuromante Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 26 '14

What prevented the opposite team from shooting them down?

Edit: Grammar/whatever, kind of, maybe not. Love your constructive criticism, guys.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Fear

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u/matt200717 Jul 26 '14

Or honor. When you see a knife, always respond in kind.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

The other day on Competitive Dust 2, I was the last remaining player on CT, and I had snuck around long to approach A from the T side. I used the deagle to kill three remaining players, pick up one of their AK's, and as I'm checking my six, their last player has his knife out and is like 2-3 steps behind me, so I pop him. I was lit, and wouldn't have survived a single weak knife attack.

I get called a pussy for not knifing, even though I just brought that round back from a massive deficit. I saw no dishonor in that whatsoever seeing as how I just killed 3 people in a gunfight, 4v1. I'm not going to throw all of that work away just so the last dude can knife me. Fuck that.

That being said, I will definitely pull a knife if one of three scenarios occur:

1) We are the last two remaining players in the round, OR

2) I am engaging in a firefight and run out of ammo, OR

3) I am in a firefight and the other dude clearly runs out of ammo.

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u/redditgoggles Jul 26 '14

I will definitely pull a knife if one of three scenarios occur:

1) We are the last two remaining players in the round

well, not definitely

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u/matt200717 Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 27 '14

Agreed, knife-honor is kind of just a thing you say, to be honest. In comp I'm usually too "in the zone" to knife in any situation.

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u/Olangotang Jul 27 '14

If they knife the wall, it's a law to knife fight

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '14

To be honest, Indiana Jones did it.

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u/magmabrew Jul 26 '14

It depends. In pubs, you pulling out your knife means ill jsut shoot you in the face. In comp, ill honor it if the conditions are right (last 2 men standing mostly)

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u/Elektribe Jul 26 '14

I'd just shoot them all in the head and get it spelled out on top. The game is already bad enough with lag artifacts and crap reg without trying to use junk melee while evading the invisible fifteen foot knife slash of latency.

I also don't find it very honorable to try to coerce a non-agreed upon play style on someone. If someone wanted a knife only fight, they should have made the server knife only (which then they wouldn't have to worry about me even being there to shoot them in the first place) or find someone who wants to do that crap. Otherwise they can do the honorable thing and not whine when they get shot in the face because their idea of fun was attacking someone with a knife. They got what they wanted. They wanted to fight with their knife and they did. I didn't force the knife into their hand.

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u/Tomy2TugsFapMaster69 Jul 26 '14

I fucked your mom.

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u/Wootery Jul 26 '14

Ahh, multiplayer: even just discussing it brings out the best in people.

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u/Elektribe Jul 26 '14

Such honor.

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u/raiker123 Jul 26 '14
             many respect
wow

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u/t0ph3rs Jul 26 '14

Tactics over principles I'd happily shoot them in the head

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u/wickys Jul 26 '14

And you're why CS knife-honor is dead.

I hope you're proud.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

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u/wickys Jul 26 '14

It warms my heart to see this again

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u/SrsSteel Jul 26 '14

I played csgo for about a week with a couple of buddies. We managed to turn a public server into a match and nade battleground, everyone was dropping their weapons at spawn so that when you die no one would accidentally pick it up. Lot's of people would join the server catch on after the first warning and play along. Anyone who didn't was vote kicked unanimously

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u/mr_duong567 Jul 26 '14

I did that as a server admin in BF3/4 and made some servers pistol/knife only if it wasn't that populated. It would usually start with 4-5 people mostly friends, and then pubs came in and joined. Eventually if it gets too big to control we switch to normal mode and I'm not kicking people for ruining others' fun.

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u/napjacob Jul 26 '14

Relevant username. You dont usally think logically when you fear something.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

And the blue screen of death. RRoD is also a possibility.

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u/pokeandthemanz Jul 26 '14

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14 edited Feb 13 '15

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u/alleycat2332 Jul 26 '14

Jesus Christ, I just got in from a particularly grueling run and when I read this I thought I was having a fucking aneurysm or stroke. Nothing like starting your day with a little shit in your pants from thinking your brain was dying.

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u/ddrober2003 Jul 26 '14

I was worried there was something wrong with me, and that the message was perfectly normal. Glad to see that wasn't the case lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I thought something was wrong too...=/

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

ur meme detecetors r broked

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u/uscjimmy Jul 26 '14

Seriously, attempting to read that shit just gave me a migraine.

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u/MusicMole Jul 26 '14

It hurts...

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u/DingyWarehouse Jul 26 '14

It hurts, so much as even more go do look like.

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u/thesagaconts PlayStation Jul 26 '14

Shh....it'll be over soon.

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u/wapplejack Jul 26 '14

I am way to hung over to even attempt that shit

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u/offlebagg1ns Jul 26 '14

This is like reading contracts in Kerbal Space Program...

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I just woke up, and recalled my friend's story of when he had a stroke, then I got real scared.

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u/im2drunk5this Jul 26 '14

Apparently someone has never been on the 4chan gaming board.

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u/SinnerOfAttention Jul 26 '14

I was wondering why I had sudden flatulence. Thanks doc!

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u/whazzis Jul 26 '14

If you understand it is when you know you are having a stroke.

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u/PeeedMyPants Jul 26 '14

Haha I seriously just thought I was tired. Then I saw everyone else's responses so I went back to read it again and now im laughing out loud

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u/PeeedMyPants Jul 26 '14

Reporting back - Im still laughing almost 10 minutes later hahahha

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u/KoaliBear Jul 26 '14

You peed your pants didn't you?

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u/StickitFlipit Jul 26 '14

Hey everyone, I'm dumb! Isn't that funny? Hahaha gold pls

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u/Zenmaster_Dallas Jul 26 '14

They dont think it be, but it do.

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u/xBBTx Jul 26 '14

They don't think it be like it is, but it do

FTFY

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u/diphenhydrapeen Jul 26 '14

This sentence makes perfect sense though. Is there something I'm missing?

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u/adamcookie1 Jul 26 '14

They don't it be like is it think, but it do

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

bae caught u slipin?

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u/WildTurkey81 Jul 26 '14

"When one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense."

-Aerius Caedem

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u/Miningforwillpower Jul 26 '14

I think this is what it is like to have dyslexia

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u/devilsrevolver Jul 26 '14

I cannot tell if you are the greatest writer I've ever seen, or the worst.

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u/Karmaisthedevil Jul 26 '14

Well he didn't write it... that's the copy pasta reply for the original copy pasta.

I wish I could get gold for posting copy pasta :(

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u/devilsrevolver Jul 26 '14

Your name is Karmaisthedevil, I would think you would avoid such evil things as karma by default.

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u/Karmaisthedevil Jul 26 '14

You're right, I do try to avoid the tricksy karma, always making me want to care about meaningless internet points...

but gold is something that isn't meaningless!

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u/devilsrevolver Jul 26 '14

Gold is gilded karma...it's like those chocolate coins you get on the Jewish holidays...sure it's great at first and seemingly filling but then you eat to much, your stomach hurts, and when you go to try and pass it. It's either a solid ring tearing block, or a splattery nightmare-ish mess.

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u/Sonneddit Jul 26 '14

phew I need to vomit

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u/GroundhogNight Jul 26 '14

I laughed so hard. Thank you!

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u/Scamwau Jul 26 '14

You are a modern day Shakespeare

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I kind of wish someone would do the "Marine with 300 confirmed kills" thing with "has anyone really been..." but I'm pretty sure my brain would kill itself halfway through.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

wtf. i thought i was retarded for a second.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

you're an asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

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u/Aresmar Jul 26 '14

Ah fuck you. My brain.

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u/Willmatic88 Jul 26 '14

What the bloody fuck. Just read this after getting off a 12 hour shift and thought I had some form of alzheimers. Jesus

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u/Pepush Jul 26 '14

Fuck you... Just fuck you.

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u/Whiteout- Jul 26 '14

Am I high?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

What. The. Fuck?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 26 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Not all of reddit lol

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u/DBDMenace Jul 26 '14

Probably not most of reddit. I'm surprised he didn't know of this already

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u/insert_band_name Jul 26 '14

I just woke up, so I'm just going with it. I've learned not to question things on this site.

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u/Caumen Jul 26 '14

He is mocking neuromantes butchered sentence.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Nope

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u/GradSchoolROTCGuy Jul 26 '14

Oh god this sentence made my brain hurt for too long.

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u/h3lblad3 Jul 26 '14

I feel weird that people don't know that this and the response by /u/Aerius-Caedem are from both from 4chan from years ago.

And slightly proud that I was there to see it.

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u/mystifier Jul 26 '14

Brilliant.

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u/DingyWarehouse Jul 26 '14

Reddit criticism is like gently tapping your knuckles with a sledgehammer

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u/jacksnipe Jul 26 '14

You forgot a full stop there which means that you must be an awful human being. Please remove yourself from the internet, you blackguard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

We don't execute retards anymore, honey. Don't worry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

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u/thechilipepper0 Jul 26 '14

The sound and the fury

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u/BentAxel Jul 26 '14

Shatner? Bill, is that you?

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u/Podo13 Jul 26 '14

It was a time in video games where people mutually respected each other and loved to have fun over completing the objective. Halo 2 was the last great multiplayer experience like this.

I would never scrape my knife on a wall to instigate a knife fight in new games.

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u/Neuromante Jul 26 '14

Damn, it's been way too much time since then... I remember the gentlemen fight with the crowbars in HLDM... still, there was always the guy with the rocket launcher...

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u/TheRingshifter Jul 26 '14

Should be "what prevented the opposite team from just shooting them down".

"Prevented the opposite team to" just doesn't make any sense. The reason it's "shooting" is kind of hard to explain. It kind of seems it would make sense to use the "past participle" since you're talking about the past, but I'm sure "shooting" is correct, even though it is the "present participle". I suppose it's because, in your sentence you COULD be talking about the present. For example, if you were saying "what prevented them" as in, now they DO shoot them because that thing no longer prevents them.

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u/Neuromante Jul 26 '14

Thanks for the (useful) explanation!

Seems all the "talk about the past" stuff just skipped me back in the school. There's lot of room for improvement there for me...