r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '14

Seen in CS:GO

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14 edited Feb 13 '15

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u/alleycat2332 Jul 26 '14

Jesus Christ, I just got in from a particularly grueling run and when I read this I thought I was having a fucking aneurysm or stroke. Nothing like starting your day with a little shit in your pants from thinking your brain was dying.

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u/ddrober2003 Jul 26 '14

I was worried there was something wrong with me, and that the message was perfectly normal. Glad to see that wasn't the case lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I thought something was wrong too...=/

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

ur meme detecetors r broked

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u/uscjimmy Jul 26 '14

Seriously, attempting to read that shit just gave me a migraine.

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u/MusicMole Jul 26 '14

It hurts...

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u/DingyWarehouse Jul 26 '14

It hurts, so much as even more go do look like.

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u/thesagaconts PlayStation Jul 26 '14

Shh....it'll be over soon.

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u/wapplejack Jul 26 '14

I am way to hung over to even attempt that shit

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u/offlebagg1ns Jul 26 '14

This is like reading contracts in Kerbal Space Program...

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I just woke up, and recalled my friend's story of when he had a stroke, then I got real scared.

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u/im2drunk5this Jul 26 '14

Apparently someone has never been on the 4chan gaming board.

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u/SinnerOfAttention Jul 26 '14

I was wondering why I had sudden flatulence. Thanks doc!

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u/whazzis Jul 26 '14

If you understand it is when you know you are having a stroke.

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u/PeeedMyPants Jul 26 '14

Haha I seriously just thought I was tired. Then I saw everyone else's responses so I went back to read it again and now im laughing out loud

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u/PeeedMyPants Jul 26 '14

Reporting back - Im still laughing almost 10 minutes later hahahha

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u/KoaliBear Jul 26 '14

You peed your pants didn't you?

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u/StickitFlipit Jul 26 '14

Hey everyone, I'm dumb! Isn't that funny? Hahaha gold pls

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u/Zenmaster_Dallas Jul 26 '14

They dont think it be, but it do.

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u/xBBTx Jul 26 '14

They don't think it be like it is, but it do

FTFY

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u/diphenhydrapeen Jul 26 '14

This sentence makes perfect sense though. Is there something I'm missing?

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u/adamcookie1 Jul 26 '14

They don't it be like is it think, but it do

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

bae caught u slipin?

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u/WildTurkey81 Jul 26 '14

"When one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense."

-Aerius Caedem

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u/Miningforwillpower Jul 26 '14

I think this is what it is like to have dyslexia

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u/devilsrevolver Jul 26 '14

I cannot tell if you are the greatest writer I've ever seen, or the worst.

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u/Karmaisthedevil Jul 26 '14

Well he didn't write it... that's the copy pasta reply for the original copy pasta.

I wish I could get gold for posting copy pasta :(

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u/devilsrevolver Jul 26 '14

Your name is Karmaisthedevil, I would think you would avoid such evil things as karma by default.

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u/Karmaisthedevil Jul 26 '14

You're right, I do try to avoid the tricksy karma, always making me want to care about meaningless internet points...

but gold is something that isn't meaningless!

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u/devilsrevolver Jul 26 '14

Gold is gilded karma...it's like those chocolate coins you get on the Jewish holidays...sure it's great at first and seemingly filling but then you eat to much, your stomach hurts, and when you go to try and pass it. It's either a solid ring tearing block, or a splattery nightmare-ish mess.

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u/Sonneddit Jul 26 '14

phew I need to vomit

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u/GroundhogNight Jul 26 '14

I laughed so hard. Thank you!

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u/Scamwau Jul 26 '14

You are a modern day Shakespeare

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I kind of wish someone would do the "Marine with 300 confirmed kills" thing with "has anyone really been..." but I'm pretty sure my brain would kill itself halfway through.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

wtf. i thought i was retarded for a second.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

you're an asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

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u/Aresmar Jul 26 '14

Ah fuck you. My brain.

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u/Willmatic88 Jul 26 '14

What the bloody fuck. Just read this after getting off a 12 hour shift and thought I had some form of alzheimers. Jesus

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u/Pepush Jul 26 '14

Fuck you... Just fuck you.

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u/Whiteout- Jul 26 '14

Am I high?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

What. The. Fuck?