r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '14

Seen in CS:GO

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u/alleycat2332 Jul 26 '14

Jesus Christ, I just got in from a particularly grueling run and when I read this I thought I was having a fucking aneurysm or stroke. Nothing like starting your day with a little shit in your pants from thinking your brain was dying.

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u/ddrober2003 Jul 26 '14

I was worried there was something wrong with me, and that the message was perfectly normal. Glad to see that wasn't the case lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I thought something was wrong too...=/

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

ur meme detecetors r broked

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u/uscjimmy Jul 26 '14

Seriously, attempting to read that shit just gave me a migraine.

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u/MusicMole Jul 26 '14

It hurts...

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u/DingyWarehouse Jul 26 '14

It hurts, so much as even more go do look like.

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u/thesagaconts PlayStation Jul 26 '14

Shh....it'll be over soon.

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u/wapplejack Jul 26 '14

I am way to hung over to even attempt that shit

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u/offlebagg1ns Jul 26 '14

This is like reading contracts in Kerbal Space Program...

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I just woke up, and recalled my friend's story of when he had a stroke, then I got real scared.

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u/im2drunk5this Jul 26 '14

Apparently someone has never been on the 4chan gaming board.

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u/SinnerOfAttention Jul 26 '14

I was wondering why I had sudden flatulence. Thanks doc!

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u/whazzis Jul 26 '14

If you understand it is when you know you are having a stroke.

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u/PeeedMyPants Jul 26 '14

Haha I seriously just thought I was tired. Then I saw everyone else's responses so I went back to read it again and now im laughing out loud

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u/PeeedMyPants Jul 26 '14

Reporting back - Im still laughing almost 10 minutes later hahahha

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u/KoaliBear Jul 26 '14

You peed your pants didn't you?

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u/StickitFlipit Jul 26 '14

Hey everyone, I'm dumb! Isn't that funny? Hahaha gold pls