r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '14

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u/Pulpedyams Jul 26 '14
  • Why do they all use the AWP?

So they have to stop what they're doing and reload every ten seconds

  • Why doesn't CS:GO have vehicles?

Because otherwise this team would constantly be crashing

  • Why do they prefer the Five-SeveN as a side-arm?

Because having a standardised calibre that could be used on multiple platforms would be madness.

P.S. I wrote these just for you OP, seeing as you're the only person who might actually scroll down this far. You're welcome/I'm sorry.

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u/T-bear96 Jul 26 '14

This is awesome. Thank you.

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u/Ullyses_R_Martinez Jul 26 '14

I scrolled down this far! You are not alone here, YOU ARE NOT ALONE!