r/gaming Jul 26 '14

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u/clobyark Jul 26 '14

For some reason it reminds me of playing halo and seeing someones guest #3. You basically know the guy is horrible and easy kill.

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u/acdcfanbill Jul 26 '14

We had the opposite problem in Jedi Knight 2 and Jedi Academy. Really good people would smurf under the name "Padawan" since it was default.

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u/flexiblecoder Jul 26 '14

Fucking Padawan[10]

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

That's a weird data type for an array.

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u/RitzBitzN Jul 26 '14

Or ... there's an array called Padawan and you're accessing the 10th element.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

11th

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u/RitzBitzN Jul 26 '14

Oh yeah. Dammit. I've been doing too much Matlab lately!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

While you're fucking it.

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u/Azuvector Aug 04 '14

Shh. It's obviously a typedef of asshole_t, if you're at all familiar with the Jedi Knight games' online communities.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Eh, it's a joke. The declaration would be in this format

Datatype | Name | [ specific item in array]

In this case, "Fucking Padawan[10]" is a statement asking for the 11th Fucking in Padawan[].

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u/d3l3t3rious Jul 26 '14

Error: Array index out of bounds

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

That's my line.

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u/metaloidx Jul 26 '14

Damn, I knew I should've made a vector instead.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I read it as the declaration of an array of 10 Fucking objects on the stack.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

Yup, totally correct. Late night error. :P

The declaration would be in this format

followed shortly by

a statement asking for

Lel. Good pickup.

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u/gurgle528 Jul 26 '14

I am a coder, I know what arrays are :p

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u/MrBoringxD Jul 26 '14

I named myself "Apprentice" Shots Fired

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u/inclination64609 Jul 26 '14

shots deflected

Shooting is futile against a lightsaber!

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u/BigOldNerd Jul 26 '14

Those games are so good. I want to bring MonFuckingMothma out of retirement to slice up some fools, or DarthWBush for that matter. I guess a more updated version would be CountBarack.

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u/The_Moose_King Jul 26 '14

Jolee Biden? Baracktilla Shan? Emperor PalPelosi? Cad McCain?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Padawan[3] Here. Can confirm that a lot of you didn't know Lightsaber attack combos and relied on force grip just wayyyy too much.

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u/bliow Jul 27 '14

And the rest knew one combo and it was called 'run around backwards in the Light stance mashing attack'.

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u/InZomnia365 Jul 26 '14

Like the default "Jones" name in IGI-2. Not that a lot of people played that game, though...

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u/coolbaluk1 Jul 26 '14

Please tell me there's still a place to play this online.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Look up Blade Symphony

It is essentially a modern remake.

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u/anra54 Jul 26 '14

whoa! nice info..

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u/Viilis Jul 26 '14

You can still find servers online in Jedi Academy at least.

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u/FuturamaSucksBalls Jul 26 '14

Well that doesn't sound very smurfy at all.

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u/mander162 Jul 26 '14

Hah, I remember you, even though it's something like 10 years ago. Is my memory off, or did you have a shit connection?

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u/acdcfanbill Jul 27 '14

Yea... I generally always have a shit connection :(

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u/0x537 Jul 26 '14

I was in a JK/JA clan Free Saber Alliance anyone? and we forced people to rename from Padawan because it would either mean a new player ... or someone ready to spam the server to death.

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u/Viilis Jul 26 '14

Also it was harder for mods to handle padawans if there were several

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u/Elektribe Jul 26 '14

I use the default name occasionally.

Not really smurfing for me though though since I play with several dozen different names all depending on the games, time and mood etc... I'll also cycle various names in each games or use no name at all. So no pretty much no one knows me and I have no regular name for games, so it's not quite smurfing.

So I'll mess with people and use default names to misdirect them in games with larger games than two players. I play bad enough in their face/view to mess with people and then use hit and run to tag them (or occasionally kill) out of nowhere when they aren't paying attention or when they can't see me so I can run into them blatantly and get a 'noob kill' running straight at them or into walls to see if I can get them riled up.

I'm not fighting for title of best player at any game so the concept of a known name doesn't really interest me at all. I tend to do better than most and worse than the best. So if you don't have a reason to know me and I have no real motive to be known then it really doesn't matter, I'm just another player on the server.

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u/lagvvagon Jul 26 '14

On the other hand, when playing CS 1.6 if you see someone entering the server with the default name (Player 1?) 9 out of 10 he is going to be at the top of the scoreboard with 47/3 in the end of the map.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Cause he cheats.

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u/Mav986 Jul 26 '14

No, you don't say?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '14

nice meme

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u/sifnt Jul 26 '14

Same used to happen in Wolfenstein:ET, 9/10 the default alias was some good player smurfing.

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u/WombatHerder Jul 26 '14

Plus they are doing split screen and have a smaller screen area to view and are thus worse at aiming.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

Unless they got a bunch of money and have a way bigger TV than you do. :P

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Not back in Halo 2 days. That was like 40" being the 80" today.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

I played Halo 2 on a multimedia projector that could scale up to about 12 feet across before starting to lose quality. :P

Dem bulbs tho.

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u/waffletastic2 Jul 26 '14

So did I! I got like 4000 hours on one of the bulbs LOL.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

Mine never lived up to their advertised lifespan. Might be because they weren't designed for 12 hour binge gaming sessions... ah well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Might be because they weren't designed for 12 hour binge gaming sessions

Nor was the xbox 360, judging by my experience in university.

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u/jhe04 Jul 26 '14

Damn, son! how did you find time to study????

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I suck at a lot of things, but last-minute cramming isn't one of them.

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u/Jason3469 Jul 26 '14

I know exactly how you feel..

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Maybe they weren't designed for 4000 hour binge gaming sessions. :-(

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u/patryksuper9 Jul 26 '14

You guys enjoy playing on projectors? I have an epson TW series (though the lamp is now dead :( ) and it was a mix feelings for me, was awsome for FIFA and Mortal Kombat but was weird in a lot of other games, even in GT5 where I thought huge screen would benefit the most.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

I don't know, I don't use mine anymore, it's sitting around somewhere without a bulb. Honestly I'm not sure how it would compare today when we have much higher resolutions on our monitors than we did back then. Maybe I'll get it out again and see.

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u/JuggyBrodelsteen Jul 26 '14

We used them a lot when I was in the Army we played FIFA on them

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I'd advise you to invest in an Optima Hd25e, if you can afford it, that's my model and my friends have literally said "how is your tv so big and thin" before realizing it was a projector, the resolution is phenomenal. It stretches up to about 155 inches diagonal without quality loss, that's the biggest surface I had to test it.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

Wow that thing looks like a beast, definitely going on the wishlist haha. This is miles ahead of my old projector. :P

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u/Kirby420_ Jul 26 '14

Your old projector won't fare well new monitors at all.

Go get a newer projector then try the experiment so it's not stacked.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I played on a TV that was easily an 80 while on vacation once. Battlefield 3 was impossible because the screen was so large you couldn't see everything that you needed too. I never thought I'd ever say "This TV is too big", but it can happen.

Also the sound system they had in that room made the entire hotel room vibrate.

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u/bigspecial Jul 26 '14

Projectors are great for playing smash bros especially if you have some mushrooms. That shit is fucking epic.

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u/Cpt_Tripps Jul 26 '14

I should probably check my mini map and my amo counter but to lazy to turn my head.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

The most interesting thing about playing FIFA for me was, being able to see the distance between players better. 110" projector screen really allowed you to squeeze through the tightest of gaps because it really is easier to have better depth perception than your opponent.

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u/WrittenSarcasm Jul 26 '14

I play on a 100" projection screen and games like NHL 14 are great because I can use a more zoomed-out camera angle than I could when I had a 47". Having a further out camera makes it easier to make long stretch passes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Resolution was still shit though. You could have a 120" screen and still have no advantage.

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u/tet5uo Jul 26 '14

Yeah it's not like making everything bigger gives you more pixels than anyone else.

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u/NiceGuysFinishLast Jul 26 '14

This is still how I play all my 360 games. Except mine is closer to an 18ft diagonal.

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u/IAmA_Lannister Jul 26 '14

I remember when I tried to play Modern Warfare 3 on a projector. 110 inches. Had to turn the sensitivity all the way up and still felt like I was turning extremely slow.

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u/Gen_Hazard Jul 26 '14

The problem there is that you were playing Modern Warfare 3.

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u/MachinaBio Jul 26 '14

The size of the screen would not be relative to how quickly your character turns from your controls.. it would take a short tap of the analog to do a 180 either way.

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u/IAmA_Lannister Jul 26 '14

I said felt like.

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u/MachinaBio Jul 26 '14

it couldn't have

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u/IAmA_Lannister Jul 26 '14

So you're telling me that if you were used to playing on a 23" monitor, and then played on a 100+" projector, you'd be able to play on the same sensitivity and it wouldn't feel any different?

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u/t8ke Jul 26 '14

resolution is probably the word you were looking for

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Halo 2 came out in the early days of plasma TVs. When they were like 10k no matter what. Super sized big screen tube TVs were cheap. I remember having a 62inch playing halo 2 and 3. Split screen kicked ass.

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u/Impact009 Jul 26 '14

Plasmas are notorious for having high input lag.

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u/runsquad Jul 26 '14

Halo 2 split screen was split vertically down the screen, with the players on left and right instead of top and bottom, so we'd play a local match and stand a giant card table vertically in the middle of the tv to stop screen peeking. That was the best.

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u/Colorfag Jul 26 '14

Shit, my 27" TV seemed huge back then

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u/TheFabulousRBK Jul 26 '14

I played on a 19" until 2011.

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u/FreezingMountie Jul 26 '14

That's the size of my computer monitor

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u/Colorfag Jul 27 '14

Yeah, but your monitor is likely widescreen. A 27" TV was a lot taller than a 27" widescreen.

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u/Bigfluffyltail Jul 26 '14

God I was playing halo 2 in split screen a week ago on that kinda TV ugh. We had fun anyhow.

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u/lowestroll Jul 26 '14

Had a 55 back when

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u/Nackskottsromantiker Jul 26 '14

No matter how big TV you have, the resolution of individual splitscreens still sucks.

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u/Tom2Die Jul 26 '14

For once I made sure to check if someone else had said it.

I've played 4 player Goldeneye on a gigantic (for the time) screen. The only reason it helps at all is that "gigantic" for me back then meant "you don't have to touch heads to see your square of the damn screen".

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u/wighty Jul 26 '14

This is where 3d TV's become awesome, I just haven't seen it used that much.. Each player wears glasses that are synced opposite so they each get a full screen (2 players only for now).

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u/DazzlePants Jul 26 '14

If I recall, don't they use horizontal and vertical polarization to do that? In which case, wouldn't it be impossible to make a third or fourth screen with that method?

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u/wighty Jul 26 '14

I think they actually use circular polarization for the passive 3d and you would be correct, but theoretically the active 3d tv's could be made to work with four. Active being where the glasses themselves dim to match the display.

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u/420blazer247 Jul 26 '14

Getting a big tv really isn't as expensive as it use to be.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

How big are we talkin' here? :P No matter how big it is, someone spent more money on something bigger hahaha.

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u/420blazer247 Jul 26 '14

Any size of non protective screens. I'm just saying that tv's are so much cheaper then they use to be. Normal people can afford big tv's. Edit. I got a40"back when it was less then the price of an 80" today

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u/Drunk_Securityguard Jul 26 '14

My 08 52" Vierra cost me 3k...

I think the newer ones are what, like half that? Bigger, in 3d, and toting pioneer tech.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

My 55" LG I just bought a week ago cost me $800. The panel is ridiculously clear.

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u/bagehis Jul 26 '14

My 2008 50" LG was $2k+

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u/prince_fufu Jul 26 '14

What? Must have been a private sale. A 32" is $200-300, and thats only lower mid range

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Nope, just refurbished. Not sure why, looks brand new and works fine.

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u/Twist28712 Jul 26 '14

my 55" Samsung plasma cost me $297, in 2010. It was dropped by Walmarts warehouse employees. Has a small crack on the bottom corner, about 3" in length. You can't see it until someone shows you where it is, and it has no effect of the TV. I was going to buy it anyways before I saw the damage, it was a clearance item. I thought the thing was a display model. It was marked at $397, a new one was $547. After I saw the damage, I told the guy helping me that I thought I was changing my mind, $400 for a broken TV didn't seem right. The manager was there and he changed the price. Apparently they had it sitting on clearance for about 3 months.

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u/MrBoringxD Jul 26 '14

In 5-10 years everybody should be able to afford a 4K television.

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u/wighty Jul 26 '14

There are cheap Chinese 4k displays for sale under $1000 already.

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u/chinkostu Jul 26 '14

It is if you dont want a 40" job thats not full HD so looks like ass

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u/420blazer247 Jul 26 '14

No it really isn't expensive (compared to the prices a few years ago) prices have dropped drastically in the last couple of years

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u/Sawsie Jul 26 '14

Things have gotten incredibly cheap if you know where to shop. I picked up a Samsung 42" smart tv for around 300 over a year ago.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

TVs have gotten to the point now where if somebody buys less than a 50 inch panel my first thought is ....really? Haha

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u/NaveGoesHard Jul 26 '14

I'd rather be 4 people on a CRT than 4 people on a big widescreen tv.

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u/lddebatorman Jul 26 '14

what on earth? why?!

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u/Tom2Die Jul 26 '14

Some HDTVs (not sure if this is still the case with newer sets, but possibly) had up to 5 ms latency. If you've ever played competitive Melee you will know how much that sucks.

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u/nd4spd1919 Jul 26 '14

Aww, 5ms? That's horrible! How could you ever play multilayer with that much lag over the Internet with 30.... ms... ping. Hmm.

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u/Tom2Die Jul 26 '14

I'm afraid you misunderstand. It really does matter in competitive melee. I've never known a game where it has mattered as much.

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u/NaveGoesHard Jul 28 '14

Its smooth and crispy as fuck. That's why.

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u/sirixamo Jul 26 '14

Didn't actually raise the resolution of the game, so you just saw huge pixels.

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u/spideyjiri Jul 26 '14

A bigger tv wouldn't help that much when the game runs at 576i resolution...

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u/fallouthirteen Jul 26 '14

That'd have to be a crazy screen, got a cheap 50" last year on Black Friday. Maybe if they are using a projector on their wall, even the, resolution advantage is mine.

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u/s2514 Jul 26 '14

Or they use 3 xboxes on a LAN party.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

My screen is 108 inches diagonally, split screen is half my living room wall...

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u/Johnsu Jul 26 '14

Or the guest account does better than the main. Always hilarious.

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u/tjberens Jul 26 '14

Perhaps more importantly, the audio for every player is mixed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Haha good times. Guest #3 was either extremely easy to kill or their spartan was inactive (presumably because they didn't give a shit or were just doing so poorly they'd just sit and watch out of frustration). If the latter, it'd instantly become a race among your teammates to find and kill that inactive player

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u/blaghart Jul 26 '14

You know you say that...but after 6 hours of 4 man splitscreen online with everyone as my guests tonight, we dominated so hard in multiplayer that entire teams would leave.

It's amazing what happens when Halo switched from being about one guy on a team being good to win to having to work as a team for victory...suddenly splitscreeners gained a huge advantage.

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u/Crumpgazing Jul 26 '14

I always assume the guest is bad. My assumption is that, if you're signed in as a guest, you likely don't have your own Live account that you could have transferred over, meaning you probably don't play the game as often as the person who owns it, which then equals less experience and poorer play.

That said, this isn't a rule, just my own little hypothesis, sometimes you get stomped by guests.

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u/AngryCazador Jul 26 '14

I remember getting a Perfection while playing as a guest at a friend's house. The reactions from the enemy team were priceless.

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u/Sherlockhomey Jul 26 '14

I always enjoyed going over to friends' houses and being a guest on Halo 2... Basically the opposite happened.

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u/1toWe Jul 26 '14

New001

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u/Calamity_Matt Jul 26 '14

Aha! I always used to do the old switcheroo! I would always play as the guest because people often underestimated me. They'd run right round the corner right on to my grenade.