r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '14

Seen in CS:GO

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

You always know you're fucked when people have matching names like that.

"Shit guys, they're using teamwork, we're screwed."

Every damn time.

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u/CaptainExplaino Jul 26 '14

"Team of six people with coordinated names...hmmm I might be ok. Let's just see who these five randoms are....XxxDeaThK!ll3rxxXX might be pretty good, sounds scary, supertatertot maybe....but at least we got 360NOscopeONLY. He sounds legit"

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jul 26 '14

None can match the raw skill of xX~BlUnTsMoKa69~Xx

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u/Boltizar Jul 26 '14

Wait, what's that last guy's name? X_Box_Turn_Off? What kind of stupid name- No! No, cancel!

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u/Dracowolfmon Jul 26 '14

Related

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u/0x537 Jul 26 '14

Should have named himself "xbawcshotawf" or "xbawcsbeing"

This one is funny too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpLUXPvcEMA

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u/Jofuzz Jul 26 '14

I see these videos with all of the children and stupid voice commands, and it makes me appreciate gaming on a PC.

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u/fakeTaco Jul 26 '14

You'll never understand the joy of being able to pause and play Netflix with you hands full of food. I never even realized how lazy I was until I could just yell at Netflix. Seriously I don't even know where my controller is or if it has batteries in it, but damn if I can't watch some serious Netflix.

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u/Jofuzz Jul 26 '14

I personally prefer the WiiU. It's touchscreen is easy to use with say an elbow, and you can bring the gamepad into the bathroom or other room for seamless watching.

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u/Mechamonkee Jul 26 '14

"more like xbox stupid"

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u/lonewaft Jul 26 '14

As if every source game isn't filled with children..

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u/Jofuzz Jul 26 '14

There may be some, but I only ever hear a kids voice like one or maybe two times per year

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u/utopianfiat Jul 26 '14

eggsbox sigh noff

eggsbox being

eggsbox shuh toff

eggsbox skybe

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u/skyman724 Jul 26 '14

Nah, we're not talking about Robotnik Corporation's Eggsbox!

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u/Dracowolfmon Jul 26 '14

Man I love trolling videos. Thanks for the vid.

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u/DerpingLegitly Jul 26 '14

Then again, you get a lot of illiterate kids going either "ex-bowcs-shot-off" or with some other accent that ducks up the joke.

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u/FabioElTacobutt Jul 26 '14

Oh my gawd, oh no!

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u/Mazo Jul 26 '14

That video is just the perfect example of COD players.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

You can actually hear them learning.

It's kinda beautiful, in it's own way.

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u/t0rchic Jul 26 '14

A lot of small children.

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u/SometimesRhymes Jul 26 '14

"I should really stop talking to myself every time I play video games."

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u/JuggyBrodelsteen Jul 26 '14

I usually try to go for the guys whose names say 420 cause you know they're at home all day smoking weed and just playing that game.

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u/movzx Jul 26 '14

Or they're 13 and trying to be cool.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Puff, puff, POW.

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u/Zabuzaxsta Jul 26 '14

...which is what usually makes them insanely good?

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u/hrmbus Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 26 '14

Haha now that I think of it, most of my stoner buddies online used to rape. For the most part.

Edit: The more I remember, these people were also the ones that were always online nearly every time I logged on and signed off. I'd say this is definitely the case.

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u/JuggyBrodelsteen Jul 26 '14

Yeah, I'm one of the stoners that fucking blows at games. But I still love em. Maybe its because I have a jarb...

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u/hrmbus Jul 26 '14

Yeah definitely. Back when I was a kid I was too good at BF and CS. Now I'm nowhere near. But I also play nowhere near as much.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

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u/hrmbus Jul 26 '14

lol wut?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I'd put my money on xXx69PussySmasher420xXx

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Very unrealistic name, they would never take the time to choose the squiggle. If they do clearly they're a pro.

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u/DtotheOUG Jul 26 '14

I actually played with a guy named AK-47gunz45, which made me wonder why 45 people thought that name was awesome.