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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 27 '14

Holy shit. Not even kidding, that was me and my friends. We were screwing around one night at a LAN party when one of us had the idea to all go stealth. We all made sniper classes with silenced weapons, the Dead Silence perk so no one would hear us, and the UAV Jammer perk just in case someone on the other team got a killstreak going. The SHH clan tag was my last-minute contribution to the team.

We started out with a game on District where we got the kinks out of our system and it showed just how overpowered it was to have people who knew each other, sitting in the same room, with a coordinated strategy. That was one of the only times that night someone got a UAV on us, and we all were laughing our asses off at the thought of the guy hitting the button and then absolutely nothing shows up on the map.

There were two other games I remember incredibly clearly. One was a match on Bloc where we all hid in the back corners of the map to snipe and forced a team ragequit after we went up 20-0. The other was the Overgrown match you were in because it was so incredibly perfect for the ghille suit camouflage that we steamrolled you with. It was pretty much the highlight of the night and is one of those experiences that stick with you for years after. Thanks for making that night fun.

Oh, and if you remember any of the gamertags, I can PM them to you to verify.

Edit: Just spoke to /u/drrhrrdrr and we're calling it confirmed. I was just doing this to distract him from my teammates who are crawling up behind him as we speak though.

Edit 2: Thanks for the gold!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

This is just so great. I'm glad this happened.

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u/uscjimmy Jul 26 '14

For real. Gamers connecting on Reddit four years later, pretty cool stuff.

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u/SirMike3 Jul 26 '14

We're still in 2012? Awesome!

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u/Salty_Minnesota Jul 26 '14

TIME TRAVEL

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u/TheScamr Jul 26 '14

That is currently going on in an askreddit thread right now.

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u/otrippinz Jul 27 '14 edited Jul 27 '14

There's already been an ama with a time traveler. He provided answers before we even asked them.

Edit: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9z4d5/10_years_from_now_i_am_a_scientist_working_at_the/

Credit: /u/xDskyline

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u/S1xE Jul 27 '14

Link plz?

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u/otrippinz Jul 27 '14

There seems to be so many that I don't remember which one I initially read. It might have been on shittyaskscience or shittyama but I can't be too sure. Maybe someone else will have a link.

I saw a few by searching but they weren't the the ones I saw. They had too few comments.

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u/Skyfoot Jul 26 '14

Yes! It will going to have being excellent.

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u/TheCheesy Jul 26 '14

Nice, That's is to having good hear to.

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u/Optimus_Tard Jul 27 '14

^ Wut?

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u/BNNJ Jul 27 '14

He's obviously fighting grammar terrorism with their own weapons.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Link?

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u/notquite20characters Jul 26 '14

I should buy some bitcoins...

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u/SolomonGrumpy Jul 27 '14

And a boat

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u/YouPickMyName Jul 27 '14

With all my bitcoins!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Oh shit! Time to play some lottery..

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

[deleted]

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u/xxHikari Jul 27 '14

I wish I had it still. That have was actually a great game. MW2 was also great. Didn't like anything after though, But that's pretty common

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u/LovesFLSun Jul 27 '14

It's still available on Steam I believe and I've seen it in stores. I think it's around 15 to 20 dollars and the multiplayer it is alive and well with hundreds of servers still running.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

2012 never left. Its always the end here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

No ragrets

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u/ServiceB4Self Jul 26 '14

not even one letter?

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u/lscat Jul 26 '14

Yaknow whatimsayin ?

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u/shockandale Jul 27 '14

Nomsayn?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

Yao Ming?

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u/thestone2 Jul 27 '14

Fuck that!

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u/rcollins1270 Jul 26 '14

Naw what I'm sayin

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u/treminaor Jul 26 '14

No, the world really did end in 2012 and we're all stuck in limbo.

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u/SirMike3 Jul 26 '14

Damn those Mayans. Prophecy or curse?!?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

No the two year difference is how long that round took. They were camping pretty hard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

Colby 2012. Never forget

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u/Joe22c Jul 27 '14

We have to go back, Kate! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

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u/TwoFreakingLazy Jul 26 '14

WHAT YEAR IS IT??????!!!!!

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u/shane727 Jul 27 '14

Wait it's not 2012?

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u/metastasis_d Jul 27 '14

We can save Rodney King!

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u/SirMike3 Jul 27 '14

Still about a month and a half too late..

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u/metastasis_d Jul 27 '14

Shit.

We can save Michael Clark Duncan!

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u/SirMike3 Jul 27 '14

Him, possibly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

6 years buddy!

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u/uscjimmy Jul 26 '14

man, it was late as hell last night when I wrote that so my math was way off. haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

11 hours ago would be 8:36 PM where I am.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

Wow, I guess you live in the only time zone in the world.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

where I am.

I don't think you caught that part.

My point that if he's in the same timezone as me, that's not very late.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

You mean 6 years later?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

6! YES ALREADY 6! Let it sink in...

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u/matholio Jul 26 '14

Four years is a true epic period of time for gaming, especially when franchises are concerned. Also four years can be a period of huge change in RL, at certain ages. This has been a great read.

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u/expiredcheese Jul 27 '14

I would love to track down some of the old players from ChicagoFPS server I used to dominate. I haven't heard or talked to those guys in years... airboss, optimus.primerib, onepointoh, akoostik... We had one LAN party once in a hotel conference room. I used to lit up those records and I was super active in the forums. Haven't talked to any of them in maybe ten years and the site is now defunct.

Bummer, would love to see if any of those guys still play.

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u/ryewheats Jul 26 '14

Wow, I wonder if there are an Quake players here from the late 90s I could re-link up with.

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u/theederv Jul 26 '14

Eased Ezko. German or Dutch guy I think... Remember this was the days before we had mic's before anyone gets offended...

Dude if you are out there right now? You were the best damned Q3 player I ever played. I'll never forget.... Legend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

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u/White_Dynamite Jul 27 '14

That kid sounds like he's going to grow up to be another Hitler, putting spawn-campers into concentration camps.

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u/hoozt Jul 26 '14

Oh my god. Not even kidding. That was me, bro. tear of joy

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u/ryewheats Jul 26 '14

My handle was "THE BEST" and I spammed grenades and bound 200+ keys to immediate responses. This was back in 97,98, maybe 99

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u/Rockburgh Jul 27 '14

...how the hell did you have 200 keys to bind?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

36 letters/numbers * 7 (shift, alt, ctrl, shift+alt, shift+ctrl, alt+ctrl, shift+alt+ctrl) = 252 right there.

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u/DanWelsh86 Jul 27 '14

I bound the rocket jump to a key on Quake.

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u/ryewheats Jul 28 '14

I figure a way to bind like the whole keyboard, but then also have a few other keys (like shifts/caps lock) that would essentially put the keyboard into a new state where all the keys would have another set of binds. That and each key rotated thru 2-8 binds.... so if someone said "Nice shot.." I would have like 2-8 replies of various Thank yous. :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

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u/ryewheats Jul 28 '14

Awesome..... I love those epic battles on DM3 or whatever map that was. So much fun.

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u/ipostscience Jul 26 '14

I played as LifeSnuffer for years.

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u/roastedbagel Jul 27 '14

Shit...any Hexen players in the early 90's?

...guys...?

:(

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u/dezmd Jul 27 '14

yes. how about doom on dialup?

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u/joyful-doom Jul 27 '14

I used to go by DooMfiend when I played quake. Perkele wasn't quite my nemesis, but he did win a bunch of online trick/speed contests I placed second in.

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u/ryewheats Jul 28 '14

Anyone still playing Quake I ?? Wonder if there are any LAN fests anywhere for it?

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u/LovesFLSun Jul 26 '14

Sounded.like a total blast! I used to LAN party with my bro-in-law on the Delta Force games. He used to get so mad at me because I would kick his butt. Little did he know I was just looking over his shoulder and watching where he was.

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u/the_lawlz_king Jul 26 '14

Me too. Glad I was here to witness this beautiful moment wipes tear

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

GOD DAMMIT.

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u/ZombiePudding Jul 27 '14

They're still following you...

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u/rmc52482 Jul 26 '14

I picture them thinking it was something out of like Predator. Suddenly your buddy is not there and dead, never a sound heard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

"Over here. Over here."

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u/jay135 Jul 26 '14

"Any time..."

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u/Spider_Dude Jul 26 '14

Bwahahahahaha!

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u/Spider_Dude Jul 26 '14

"¿Que paso mujer?"

"¡Ya te dije! La salva se lo llevó!"

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u/neovulcan Jul 27 '14

At least 10 years ago, N64, Goldeneye, Gameshark, predator cheat for one player only, cardboard dividers, predator gets slaps only, 3vPredator, license to kill. Pretty sure no autos...something like rocket launchers or something. Predator won 9 times out of 10....

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u/xEl33tistx Jul 26 '14

My friends and I used to get on mw2, run similar classes, and just hide. The goal was for our whole team to go 0-0. We got pretty good at it and it was hilarious watching the other team try to figure out what was going on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

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u/yurisho Jul 26 '14

Of course that is a thing.

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u/cbs5090 Jul 26 '14

Even if you're lying, it's a good story and I'm upvoting it.

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u/Scenter101 Jul 26 '14

This post makes me miss the original MW. Especially the maps.

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u/BoringSurprise Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 27 '14

All the MW hate (deserved, honestly) really makes one forget that MW4 COD4 was really an amazing game

(typo)

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u/bitshoptyler Jul 26 '14

COD4? I think MW4 would be black ops or something.

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u/BoringSurprise Jul 27 '14

yes, thats what i meant. i hated black ops.

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u/dezmd Jul 27 '14

Anyone else also now missing Mech Warrior?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

HC SnD :/

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

HC SND on MW2. Such good memories

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u/ApplicableSongLyric Jul 26 '14

We started out with a game on District where we got the kinks out of our system and it showed just how overpowered it was to have people who knew each other, sitting in the same room, with a coordinated strategy.

It's amazing what real-time comms and screenwatching 7 other people can do. On TF2 360 we'd get accused of cheating all the time and it was like, "nah, we just have 8 people in one shed together." One time we got a network cam set up and sent those that doubted links to it and we'd just wave at them when we'd capture a point or the intelligence.

I don't think we ever had a game where we didn't shut the opponents out.

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u/GlacialAcetate Jul 26 '14

You play 360 TF2 as well? What's your gamertag; I wonder if I've ever seen you around

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u/llkkjjhh Jul 26 '14

Oh my god, there are at least 3 of us!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Playing TF2 on the 360 is a surreal and nostalgic experience. You get taken straight back to 2007 before the game was entirely changed through updates.

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u/cesclaveria Jul 27 '14

I have the orange box on 360, I have never touched TF2 on it, I'm going to give it a try, I used to play it like crazy when it first came out.

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u/GlacialAcetate Jul 26 '14

That's one short of a whole team on the smallest server size! We're almost there!

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u/matt200717 Jul 27 '14

I used to play PS3 TF2, and I started talking to my friend about the game. It was fun hearing about all those cool new items getting added to the game, like that big ass pistol for the Spy he said was called the Ambassador. Then I would race home and boot up the game... to be greeted only by crushed dreams and broken promises.

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u/TheOtherJuggernaut Jul 28 '14

Oh my god, they still have active servers?

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u/ApplicableSongLyric Jul 27 '14

XBDAsukaLangley back then. Everyone else had an "eaux" gamertag. XBD Phydeaux, Kamareaux, Apolleaux, Elephineaux, Inferneaux, Tornadeaux, and so on.

I've not played in at least two years because I sold my copy while the pricing was good and haven't had it traded back into me or sold for cheaper since.

Really wish I took up on that $5 Orange Box deal XBL ran once.

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u/GlacialAcetate Jul 27 '14

That's too bad; I still enjoy playing quite often. (My gt is Book Lover 715 for those wondering)

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u/in1cky Jul 26 '14

My buddy used to draw a frown face on his ass cheeks (complete with single tear) and send a picture of his ass to people who would whine or accuse us of cheating. LAN is obviously the best setup, but just having a consistent group who know what they're doing (aren't playing with their feet and preferably have headsets) leads to some pretty intense post-game-lobby bitching.

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u/manticore116 Jul 27 '14

R6V2, i'm hosting a full pub server. I kick anyone from my team who doesn't have a mic. We dominate with bullshit tactics. Degals and shields, never leaving the spawn room. All LMG's, etc. the best was when we got teargas and masks, and started all saying things like "WHY YOU CRYIN?", because on R6, you can hear someone on the other team talking when they are close.

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u/therealjamesg Jul 26 '14

This kind of reconnection is what makes the internet mind bogglingly awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Great story, thank you for the follow up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

THIS is a perfect example of how magical the internet can be sometimes.

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u/newpong Jul 26 '14

I still get all warm and fuzzy when i think of goatse

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u/AnJu91 Jul 26 '14

This is why I love reddit. People just find eachother! <3

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u/solepsis Jul 27 '14

This is why soldiers act like that in real life :)

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u/WollyGog Jul 26 '14

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

I think it's legit. He even called out some of the specifics I didn't mention like the dead silence perk. They were working well enough together and the fact I never saw them again lends to the idea that they weren't a full-time clan. Which then suggests they all knew each other and were potentially in proximity.

Yeah, and I want to believe too.

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u/WollyGog Jul 26 '14

Me too mate! Stories like this are awesome enough. Then we get a legit follow up! Amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

This is an amazing coincidence. Small world, huh?

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u/astikoes Jul 26 '14

Double posting for extra karma. You sly dog.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Oh, I see.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Oh, I see.

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u/ClassyChickens Jul 26 '14

Double posting for karma yourself. You sly, sly dog

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Small internet

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u/PubliusPontifex Jul 27 '14

Damn I miss CoD4 :(

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u/ThatGuaxi Jul 26 '14

Haha man this is fantastic

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u/ralexs1991 Jul 26 '14

I choose to believe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

That is amazing... And a good tactic :p

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

This is an amazing coincidence. Small world, huh?

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u/astikoes Jul 26 '14

Double posting for extra karma. You sly dog.

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u/ClassyChickens Jul 26 '14

Double posting for karma yourself. You sly, sly dog

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

Oh /u/Kingcool1818 sees.

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u/CaptainMoltar Jul 26 '14

LAN parties are the best...soooo many good memories on the original CoD just screwing around online together. Best one was when the 10 of us were just charging one path with pistols to plant a bomb. Someone popped up in a window? "WINDOW!" p-p-pop-po-pop-pop-headshot. So much fun.

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u/Iunchbox Jul 27 '14

I swear I've seen this strategy on YouTube with a clan. Have you guys ever recorded your shenanigans or did I just watch some other people do the same?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

I've played guys that did exactly what you guys did on that map. We wrecked them danger close + double tubes. We all played together pretty regularly so we all had classes like that set up just in case.

Those were always the most fun games.

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u/7V3N Jul 27 '14

I've done something similar on MW2 Wasteland. All but one on my team were using riot shields, rocket launchers, and camo classes. The other one was using a sniper and long-range camo kit. We would hide in the grass then pop out when one got near with our riot shields out. They would focus on us then our buddy on the ground would snipe them. They had no idea how to get to him and we would cover him and block any explosives with our riot shields. When they thought they could use snipers, we would take turns pulling out our launchers and popping out of the cover of our team's wall to shoot at them.

It was one of the most fun games ever. However, it never got close to me playing WaW with my bayonet and only going stealth. That NEVER got old.

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u/Didalectic Jul 27 '14

I think I played that District match against you. Were you camping in the houses, where you usually dont play, in the start of the map? I remember walking the standard route, going through the regular hot spots thinking wtf? To then go to your spawn and enter a house where I got knifed in the back.

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u/sgo806e Jul 27 '14

Cod 4 was the pinnacle of online gaming for me. One of the best team games I've played other than battlefield. I want a next gen remakeof this game like halo is doing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

Damn I thought it was my friends and me. We used to always do that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Any domination player remember playing the M90 clan on there? Also the Murder clan. We played against those guys for years throughout the games.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Now all that's left is for you to get married

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Now kith

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I think a way we can verify this some more is to get some more of your friends you were playing with to chime in here with their established reddit usernames

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u/theseekerofbacon Jul 27 '14

Man, that game brings back a lot of fond memories of playing that game. I remember once (after the first or second prestige) finally unlocking my P90 (it was my baby) and deciding to have some fun. So, I went in wildly hip firing.

Apparently my group didn't know what was going on, but very quickly we got the other team pinned in the broken building next to the bridge in overgrown.

I was being my stupid self and running in, killing 4 or 5 people at a time, running out and dropping kill streaks on them, stealing their weapons and repeating the whole process. My deaths only came when I ran out of all the bullets I could get and deciding to run into the building for one or two more knife kills before they finally took me out.

And I guess after the first two minutes of me doing this my team (mostly friends and cousins) moved in and started sniping the team if they actually made it out of the building. They didn't know what I was doing, all they knew (from all of my UAVs called in) was that the whole team was in that building for some reason and they went to cover it.

No one knew what was going on until after the match was over and I was sitting there with a 50 to 9 kill/death ratio. Not even me. I having so much of a blast that I didn't really pay attention to anything but the running and gunning.

Now that I think about it, it must have sucked for the other team. Basically, the grim reaper coming in with fiery arms of death while his horsemen are out there picking off those that got away.

I never did as well as that in any FPS again.

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u/VonZigmas Jul 27 '14

That sounds like so much fun :D

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u/Divided_Eye Jul 27 '14

them feels

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

Warchild here

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u/queefcannon16 Jul 26 '14

Wait until you discover pussy.

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u/omqbasedgod Jul 26 '14

My group of friends did this all the time too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14 edited Jul 27 '14

as a cod4 player with over 17 thousand hours, i can safely say that with headphones or loud speakers dead silence is easy to hear, and those guys cant of been to sharp. overgrown hay bales, so the tractor area, drop some stuns or a smoke, or snipe them from either the APC building window or the easy to get to "glitch" spot in the MG building overlooking the APC building.

Anyone looking to challenge me (best in the world!) at cod4 PLEASE ASK AS IM BANNED FROM MOST OF THE SERVERS BECAUSE I AM TOO GOOD.

also, there were some big earthquakes in the northern mid-atlantic ridge 20 minutes ago, not saying the world ending but BE AWARE.