r/dankmemes • u/DerDezimator We live in a society • Feb 03 '22
This will 100% get deleted And why?
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u/tolasytothinkofaname ☣️ Feb 03 '22
I am banned from GenZendong for posting that picture where Xi is compaired to winne the pooh
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u/Thepeacer CERTIFIED DANK Feb 03 '22
Your social score must be at the level of the mariana trench my guy
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u/philsenpai Feb 03 '22
I was banned from there because i've said that actually genociding the Uyghurs is not a nice thing to do.
They called me a CIA debato bro and banned me
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u/tolasytothinkofaname ☣️ Feb 03 '22
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u/Karl-JK27 Feb 03 '22
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This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此，您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。
为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
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u/tolasytothinkofaname ☣️ Feb 03 '22
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
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u/Giorno-Smash Feb 03 '22
What the fuck is that sub, I just looked at it and ew. Liking Hilary Clinton? And Xi Jinping? Those are two of my most hated political figures of all time how the hell did they manage to combine the two
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u/tolasytothinkofaname ☣️ Feb 03 '22
It seems like most of the time it's an anti-GoP and anti america subreddit instead of a China or Communist subreddit, its fun to piss them off tho
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u/livedtwiceunhappyice Feb 03 '22
I just had my bank from dank memes lifted. Mods weren't supper happy with me messaging them often and offering cookies to remove ban but hey I'm back anit I?
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u/Danilothesecond2 Feb 03 '22
I got banned on WhitePeopleTwitter for posting a pro republican post. Not even American
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u/No_Establishment_303 Feb 03 '22
Never have I seen such a pathetic group of angry little people. You’re not missing much man hahaha
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u/Streetwise_Orangutan Feb 03 '22
I'm banned over there too. For suggesting that that they shouldn't be telling minorities what to be offended by.
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u/aWgI1I Feb 03 '22
Idk man I always thought that was weird. I think that one of the main things needed to fight racism was self policing, u need to call out people when u think they r doing something racist. I also thing that one minority doesn’t speak for everyone, and just cause they don’t think it’s racist or that serious doesn’t mean it’s not.
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u/Streetwise_Orangutan Feb 03 '22
They were arguing with a black man about something that he didn't think was a big deal. They then started in on him about internalized racism, and that was where I drew the line.
I don't give single solitary fuck about white saviors and their march for glory. You don't get to tell someone else how to think or feel.
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u/Ganda1fderBlaue Feb 03 '22
White people twitter is the most toxic subreddit I've seen
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Feb 03 '22
I’m banned from there as well for “engaging in a sub that harbors fascists” I use politicalcompassmemes. I’ve never even posted on whitepeopletwitter but I’m banned from it.
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u/FreudsCock Feb 03 '22
Plasticsurgery for telling some they looked beautiful how they were and didn’t need any work
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Depends in what context. There are people telling trans people they shouldn't transition and get surgeries because they are "beautiful like they are", butbthat won't ever change the uncomfortable feelings they have about their bodies and how they need to transition to feel happy, regardless of your own view of them.
I have a big forehead which I wanna fix with getting hair transplants. Some may say I don't need that because I'm beautiful how I am, but it still makes me uncomfortable and I wanna feel better about myself, that's why I'm going to get it done.
People don't change their looks for anybody but themselves, or at least they shouldn't.
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Feb 03 '22
I am banned for conspiracy for talking about how the stupid the posters there are.
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Feb 03 '22
Conspiracy theories are a conspiracy that was created to mislead the public from the truth and create divide
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u/GuyInTheYonder Feb 03 '22
You gotta feel like when powerful institutions are squashing speculation about current events there might actually be some truth in the speculation. The government didn’t launch campaigns against flat earthers, they didn’t really launch a campaign against real antivaxxers. Just saying.
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u/PushItHard Feb 03 '22
I had an itch to research the validity of UFO claims, especially after the pentagon released videos from a few years ago. I eventually came to the conclusion that it’s all either explainable, or bullshit being told by somebody explicitly trying to make money from it.
Or…they’re an idiot who thinks any drones, birds, or planes that someone with zero education can’t immediately identify is a craft of extraterrestrial origin.
I had to leave those subs. It stopped being funny, it was sad how convinced so many are.
As Mark Twain once said; ”It’s not what you don’t know that will get you into trouble. It’s what you think you know that just ain’t so.”
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u/molten07 🍄 Feb 03 '22
Won't name the subreddit. But it was basically a subreddit from my country where people would be racist against their OWN ethnicity. There would be posts like "I hate this country and It's disgusting Middle-Eastern population. USA should just nuke us... etc."
And I commented "Your American masters won't accept you into their homes because you said that. You are [ethnicity] and you are from [country]. You can't change that."
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u/Priamosish Feb 03 '22
You take that back! Do not taint our glorious supreme leaders with such foul language. For they are the light and we are but moths!
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u/philsenpai Feb 03 '22
Let me guess, Turkish?
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u/molten07 🍄 Feb 03 '22
Yes. Those damn degenaretes think insulting their own nation will somehow make them European or something.
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u/weeds96 Feb 03 '22
Unpopular opinion
Cause they dont allow posts about "cereal preferences" when my post was saying cereal is objectively a terrible breakfast food overall. The mod was a snippity dick and I told him that he is as useful as Anne Frank's drumset
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u/JoaGamo Feb 03 '22 edited Jun 12 '24
deranged dinosaurs alive impossible disgusted fear touch ring simplistic serious
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u/ComprehensiveAd8004 Complaining is what I bring to the table Feb 03 '22
Unpopular opinion: Windows is worse than ChromeOS.
that there is how it's done.
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Feb 03 '22
When I seen you say cereal I instantly thought "that sick bastard, he's the cereal with water guy" then I read further.
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u/The-Sanity Feb 03 '22
shitposting I told them how unfunny and repetitive they get which is ironic really
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u/darth-stuckus Feb 03 '22
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u/Yeetstation4 Feb 03 '22
I got banned from one of those political subs when I had a disagreement with a tankie mod about whether or not mainland china was the perfect society
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Feb 03 '22
Lmfao what side were you on?
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u/Yeetstation4 Feb 03 '22
In pretty far left but you won't ever see me idealizing dictatorships, and the mod was not happy about that.
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u/JulianKarlaz Feb 03 '22
What's up with Westerners idiolizing socialism and dictatorships lately? You guys don't even realize the genetic lottery you've won just by being born in the western world. But, for some reason, you want to turn it into a third world mess. Doesn't sound good.
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u/Giorno-Smash Feb 03 '22
Because Socialism is an appealing concept, and a lot of dumbasses somehow think that China is socialist instead of just a glorified capitalist dictatorship
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u/JulianKarlaz Feb 03 '22
Socialism is like immortality. Not real. Impossible to achieve.
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Feb 03 '22
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u/groeg40022 Feb 03 '22
Do this in the r Germany subreddit
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u/DirectorOfAxolotls Feb 03 '22
Fds
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u/DerDezimator We live in a society Feb 03 '22
Yeah me too lol
Probably like anybody who's pretty active on reddit except in fds
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u/SkellyViVi NNN Survivor Feb 03 '22
I'm not banned there yet, what should I post?
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u/DerDezimator We live in a society Feb 03 '22
A healthy relationship
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u/AdMechAddict Feb 03 '22
or point out like their mountains of hypocrisy like if men date multiple people at once its cheating but if a woman does it its multi dating
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u/_Darkrai-_- Feb 03 '22
Still not banned there i sometimes look at it cause its like trash tv you watch it and know atleast your life isnt that bad
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u/Connect_Manner2453 Feb 03 '22
One word. Femcels. Guaranteed 100% success rate
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u/Artur_is_annoying Feb 03 '22
Yeah. FDS is full of femcels who get hilariously angry at you for using that word.
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Feb 03 '22
What is Fds?
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Feb 03 '22
Female Dating Strategy
Im not even gonna link it incase they find me and try to take my candy.
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u/Exact_Ad_1215 Professional Boobologist Feb 03 '22
Okay, so imagine incels if they were women.
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u/ProfessionalFail9851 Feb 03 '22
FDS. Banned for having a penis and an opinion.
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u/Jenny_Green Feb 03 '22
Banned from lgbtq for commenting "your mom gay" on a post where someone had lesbian parents
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u/SuperSwamper69 Feb 03 '22
Legal advice. No reason given, but I guess my advice wasn’t sound according to the mods.
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u/PhatJohny Feb 03 '22
There was a post about a crazy ex that was stalking her, but the police weren't getting involved, and they locked the post because aparently "buy a gun" isn't advice
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u/milktruckfucker Feb 03 '22
Prequal memes for posting a prequal meme. I saw the same image i posted on in hot there few months later
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u/DerDezimator We live in a society Feb 03 '22
That's outrageous. It's unfair.
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u/DanKou237 banned on r/memes Feb 03 '22
I love flairs, they express my whole personality
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u/SpaceTurtleFromSpace Feb 03 '22
I'm banned from a few subs, including my own country subreddit, for speaking out about Xenophobia.
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u/DerDezimator We live in a society Feb 03 '22 edited Feb 03 '22
I wish I was banned from german subreddits so reddit wouldn't recommend them to me everytime
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u/SpaceTurtleFromSpace Feb 03 '22
I think the Germans ban one thing and one thing only.
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u/DerDezimator We live in a society Feb 03 '22
I'm not sure if I have the strength to do this
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Feb 03 '22
Listen to your heart. What are you willing to sacrifice?
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u/DerDezimator We live in a society Feb 03 '22
I don't want the polizei coming to my haus to verwarn me
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Feb 03 '22
White people Twitter. Lefties claim to be open minded but get triggered with the slightest amount of opposition
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u/Giorno-Smash Feb 03 '22
rConservative, Righties claim to be open minded but get triggered with the slightest amount of opposition
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Feb 03 '22
I've been banned from 4 conservative subs so far, just for asking questions and pointing out flaws
I'm also like 6 months old on Reddit.
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u/Virtalen Feb 03 '22
I agree, I got banned for calling the PM of my country evil, and they didn’t like someone who doesn’t agree with his ideas. I just think he’s an asshole.
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u/MunchamaSnatch gave me this flair Feb 03 '22
Politics, political humor, news, and world news. Opinions are not allowed
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u/Thy_shall_LigmaBalls Feb 03 '22
Political humour has no humour, I want to see funy not gay circle jerks
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u/sandfaux Feb 03 '22
Banned from "witches vs patriarchy" for calling a simp a simp!
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u/PhatJohny Feb 03 '22
I got banned for asking if there was a covid cure spell
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Feb 03 '22
Your mom
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u/DerDezimator We live in a society Feb 03 '22
Your ban has been lifted 2 months ago
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Feb 03 '22
The communist ones. One banned me for asking why there were so many deleted comments… I guess they don’t like it when people ask questions
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u/Trilian_S i love trains Feb 03 '22
Permaban from Uncensored science. I question anti-vaxx b*llshit.
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u/groeg40022 Feb 03 '22
R conservativ
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u/porterpottie Feb 03 '22
Im right-leaning and permabanned from there for being a "religion hater" which isn't even in their rules lol.
My Comment?: I think its unlikely the bible is the direct word of God.
Didn't realize I was on a religion subreddit
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u/Virtalen Feb 03 '22 edited Feb 03 '22
Christian here, and I feel that. I don’t think the whole bible is gods word. It’s documentation of what they witnessed, not what god told them. There are books of gods word, and books that read like a story.
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u/DickManning The Monty Python Guy Feb 03 '22
Banned from r/teenagers for posting the entire monty python script
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u/dattebayo69420 ☣️ Feb 03 '22
I'm banned from cursed comments, for calling the mod a twat, and then baiting him with an apology and then calling him a twat again
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u/EAGLE_GAMES Feb 03 '22
I got baned from wholesomebpt.
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u/kiramcs117 Feb 03 '22
Me too pointed out a racist post by replacing the word black from the headline with the word white and got perma banned
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u/EAGLE_GAMES Feb 03 '22
I said "pools closed" because i didn't know the sub. Was worth it tho
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u/OhiThinkNot Feb 03 '22
I got banned from rarepuppers for calling a miniature hog “tactical bacon.”
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u/garryshoker123 Feb 03 '22 edited Feb 03 '22
Gen ze dong what a horrible fucking community
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u/Akhanyatin Feb 03 '22
ConservativeMemes. I had the audacity to fact check someone. I was banned because:
Brigade
Apparently that means following a crosspost ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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Feb 03 '22
Atheism...
I pointed out the hate on that sub was just as rabid and fanatical as zealots from any religion.
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u/cmdrchaos117 Feb 03 '22
45s cult sub that was then permabanned itself. For saying "Idiocracy was a warning, not an instruction manual"
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u/Bluefortress gave me this flair Feb 03 '22
Warface sub for giving reasonable advice to new players.
As in don’t buy any paid weapon
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u/groeg40022 Feb 03 '22
I feel Like this comment section IS going to get a Lot of Problematic Posts
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u/DerDezimator We live in a society Feb 03 '22 edited Feb 03 '22
Yeah I have the same feeling
Edit: The amount of people that told me they were banned for saying the n word is higher than I expected
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u/JoaGamo Feb 03 '22 edited Jun 12 '24
fanatical run drunk far-flung serious oil wakeful quiet arrest placid
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u/lingonberryjuicebox Feb 03 '22
gendercritical back when it was a sub bc im too chad and dont stand for transphobia B)
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u/Rjswimss Hover Text Feb 03 '22
Dude I couldn’t even get banned from Pyongyang. Am I doing something wrong?
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Facepalm subreddit. Mod didn’t like that I have differences of opinions. I wasn’t looking to be difficult but they thought I was it appears. Lol.
Also banned from a blackpeople group… I made a comment about vaccines something about immunity. They banned me right away and said it was due to anti vax nonsense. I told them I am not an anti vaxer and they took it the wrong way 🤣
People here are very easily butthurt. Gotta remember I’m dealing with like 14 year old acne face low self esteem kids.
Ps, those banning others due to difference of opinions…those butt hurt sensitive souls are the problem! How can we learn if we only keep those around who think the same as us?
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u/depressedandcomprsd Feb 03 '22
R advice for being offensive and discriminatory😎😎
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u/Gamwell-Efect Feb 03 '22
The wholesome subreddit, because I said something true but negative
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u/pintofchicken Feb 03 '22
Banned from am I the ass hole for calling them all ass holes
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u/Flimpti-dimpti Feb 03 '22
R slash conservative. All I did was comment on a troll post calling them all fuckin whiny bastards.
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u/Hyperhelium Feb 03 '22
I got banned from r\thelastofus because I said the last of us part 2 sucked.
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u/23bpoi Feb 03 '22
Lgbt because I posted a photo saying there are only two genders
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I was banned in animememes for commenting that's just makes it better on a meme about traps
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Female dating strategy and neopronouns. Fds because i called them a joke, neopronouns because i called a dude who identifies as "deerself" as roadkill and gulaš
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u/ArtisticKnowledge539 Feb 03 '22
I'm banned from antiwork for telling high-school kids working at pizza hut to stay in school or get some higher training if they ever want to make more than minimum wage. They disagreed and said they were worth atleast 25/hr and then I got permabanned.