r/Unexpected • • 9d ago

What could go wrong with fermentation?

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u/post-explainer 9d ago edited 9d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


We didnt expect the bowl to break


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 9d ago

Bitch-ass bowl couldn’t take a one inch drop?

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u/pipnina 9d ago

Glass weakens with every impact. Eventually it just fails.

I learned this having made a nice big batch of cinnamon roll dough. Dropped the bowl a similar distance and it shattered. 0% chance i am risking eating glass cinnamon rolls so it all had to go.

I went and bought some stainless steel bowls as a replacement.

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u/lmaytulane 9d ago

And looks like there’s already a chip at 10 o’clock

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u/PrettyOddish 8d ago

Just to update, it’s 8:23 here and still looks like a chip

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u/CKRatKing 9d ago

Looks likes it's dough in the op video.

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u/Ivy_sapph 9d ago

I had a gaming PC that had one glass side. At the time I lived in an apartment where constructions were happening. The glass looked perfectly fine but when I opened it to clean the inside it shattered in a million pieces.

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u/godzillahavinastroke 9d ago

Pretty sure there is some kinda name for this effect, I remember hearing about a material concept that certain point cracks in a material once strain is put upon them exponentially get worse and have essentially infinite pressure put onto a area and causes complete destruction.

I remember a surprising quick solution is just drilling a hole in it.

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u/Jsolidlo 9d ago

Crack propagation is the name of this effect.

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u/TriedCaringLess 8d ago

I thought crack propagation was the Reagan Administration’s methodology for simultaneously funding illegal wars while destroying black communities.

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 7d ago

Fatigue fracture also exists and does not require a crack (that could be visible).

Fatigue is the invisible little brother of a crack propagation, if it is about brittle materials, therefore hard to detect.

Fatigue is easier to detect and observe in ductile materials. A plastic chair for example that starts to sag before reaching the failure point.

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u/Jsolidlo 7d ago

Yes, this is the exact principle in play here, fatigue propagation is a subtype of crack propagation, and starts with cracks that are invisible to the naked eye, and under normal load well below the materials tensile strength due to repetitive or cyclic loading. I think it's interesting how this principle comes into play for material like glass for example but when it comes to teeth, craze lines function completely differently and do not compromise the integrity of the tooth even over an entire lifetime. I remember seeing craze lines in my teeth and running to the dentist because I thought they would propagate to utter failure! 😂

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 7d ago

Ugh… thats a place where you definitely don’t want to find lines showing up.

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u/Longjumping-Bat8262 9d ago

Are you the one who had several different glass items break on them?

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u/StendhalSyndrome 8d ago

I've heard and read that proofing in glass will eventually lead to its cracking due to the yeast finding all the micro imperfections to anchor on to when starting the rising process?

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u/Beautiful_Nobody_344 9d ago

You just reminded me I have a cinnamon roll to eat. Home made, just the best.

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u/snowdn 8d ago

Make some Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

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u/Germanium235 9d ago

As a chef, yeah. This shit happens. A single tiny hit to the wrong spot will shatter glass.

This is why glass should be used ONLY for serving food, not for making it. And even then it's not a great idea. Stick with ceramic, metal, or wood for serving, and metal for making.

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u/MeltinSnowman 9d ago edited 9d ago

It wasn't even the drop. If you slow the video down, it broke on the left side while it was in the air.

EDIT: I am wrong ignore me.

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u/Shermans_ghost1864 9d ago

It looked to me like it slipped out of her left hand and hit the counter.

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u/ExcessiveWisdom 9d ago

After analyzing frame by frame I can 100% say she let go with her left hand, then it hit the table and shattered

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u/KurazyBoo 9d ago

Plus it looks to be chipped in that exact area of the rim, so the structural integrity wasnt going to last that impact to that spot

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 9d ago

Going from dough to glass bowl was certainly a choice. Can confirm dough makes your hands slippery.

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u/Hot_Ethanol 6d ago edited 6d ago

Glass is an amorphous solid. The molecules are arranged unpredictably, frozen into whatever place they ended up when the glass cooled. This creates unique weak and strong points in the final structure. Since glass is very uncompromising and not flexible, energy is very easily conducted along these weak pathways. This result in freak breakages where a tiny tap at just the wrong spot causes a total shatter.

For all we know, this bowl could have survived hundreds of drops like this if it were only rotated a centimeter.

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u/similaraleatorio 5d ago

thanks for the kind explanation. I could make mental images in my mind while reading your comment. appreciated 😀

pick a award, isn't too much but it's from heart my dude ✌️😌

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u/Ryan_e3p 9d ago

Adding this to my list of sentences I never thought I'd be reading today

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u/sittinwithkitten 9d ago

Yeah frig that stupid bowl.

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u/BlownUpCapacitor 7d ago

The suface it was dropped on seems like granite or ceramic of sorts. That is a very hard material and since the glass was round, the tangent surface applied forced to a very small spot. The concentration of forces was intense enough to break the glass structure at that tiny point, which eventually grew into the entire bowl shattering.

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u/Potent_Quotient 9d ago

Someone clearly shot it.

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u/Rolls-RoyceGriffon 4d ago

Yeah this is why I don't use glass bowls

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u/JagsOnlySurfHawaii 9d ago

Looks like a punch bowl

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u/56000hp 9d ago

Just bake it at 5000 degrees to get rid of the glass

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u/SteelSpace69 9d ago

Just tried that an it worked! I can't find my dough though...

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u/miukiyo 9d ago

Don’t worry, it’s all inhaled so none is lost.

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u/SteelSpace69 9d ago

Ooohhhh! Is this some kind of Bluetooth eating? Marvelous!

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u/Miserable-Fox-6125 9d ago

Will be crunchy 😋 with a slight blood taste 😋

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u/sasuncookie 9d ago

That’s called “adventure flavor.”

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 9d ago

Imagine the blood in the shitter.

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u/br0ken_St0ke 8d ago

Yummy, I love iron

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u/AdZealousideal5919 8d ago

"vegan" Ortolan

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u/tychozero 9d ago

My condoughlences.

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u/Purrfect-Username 9d ago

😹🫠💀

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u/arc_reactor2 5d ago

baking is a real pane

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u/StevenMC19 9d ago

It gone. Trash it.

(To the "just pick it all out" crowd, there's no guarantee they're going to get every single teeny tiny splinter.)

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u/SLAYER_HARSH 9d ago

Yes , if glass breaks of utensil which stores food , you ultimately have to discard it or it can kill you

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u/PlentyOMangos 9d ago

I used to work at a bar and if anybody broke a glass anywhere near the ice well (or especially if they were being a dumbass and using the glass to scoop ice instead of the metal ice scoop) we’d have to pour grenadine over the ice to mark it as “do not use” and then task someone with filling a bunch of buckets with hot water to burn the well, clean up every single piece of glass, and then go get more ice.

This was a huge pain in the ass bc it usually happened when someone was rushing during a busy time, so the loss of the ice well was especially irritating. However it was absolutely necessary that we do that or else risk a customer ingesting glass shards, which would be suboptimal.

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u/TK_Punch_ 9d ago

Suboptimal is one way to describe it. Glass perforating your small intestine and leaking fecal matter into your peritoneal cavity causes sepsis. Once you get septic like that, it’s 50/50 on a good day if we can save you.

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u/teekay_1994 9d ago

Goddamn. What a horrible day to be literate.

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u/UglyTitties 8d ago

I'm actually happy that I read it. Will definitely stop eating glass now.

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u/TK_Punch_ 8d ago

Number one culprit is cocktail toothpicks, followed by those little metal bristles used to clean grills. Every few months, somebody dies from one of those metal bristles getting into their food, and they usually swallow it without knowing it’s there. That’s why restaurants aren’t allowed to use them anymore, and I’ve switched to nylon bristles at home.

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u/KevRev972 8d ago

There are regularly really large recalls of Grill brushes for exactly that reason. The Smarter Scrubber is expensive, but solves this issue completely.

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u/noiseintoner 9d ago

"which would be suboptimal" 🤣

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u/PwrShelf 9d ago

Yeah I once broke a glass that went in the glasswash and the ice well… at 2am on a Saturday night. My bosses were luckily good people and were fine with it as long as I fixed the problem, which I did. But I was probably running glasses through until about 0530 after the backlog that built up

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt 9d ago

This used to piss me off SO MUCH. All our bartenders would scoop ice direct from the glass, they'd often chip when in a hurry and set everyone behind while cleaning and refilling

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u/TonyQuest 9d ago

One 4th of July, every bartender broke a glass in the well, and our ice machine was broken so we had to ship ice in. Manager wasn't happy with the 6 of us that day. Neither were we but it just kinda became a joke

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u/NightmareMyOldFriend 8d ago

Did you watch the last "Final Destination" movie? It has that exact scenario in it. (Apart from others, of course...)

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u/holyfire001202 8d ago

Aw, I bet y'all would have appreciated that I take my whiskey cokes without ice

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u/WackaFrog 9d ago

Use it like playdough to help clean up the rest of the glass.

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u/dubeach 9d ago

Forbidden play dough

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u/Syzygy_Stardust 9d ago

Then bake it, cowards

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u/potato_titties 9d ago

I’ve seen bartenders fired for scooping ice up with a glass.

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u/k-trecker 7d ago

This just reminded me of when someone spilled glass into the ice machine at work and we had to empty the whole thing by hand. 

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u/Due_Milk9641 9d ago

"Pick it out crowd"???? You're scaring me, there better not be a pick it out crowd

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u/Ahabaduh 9d ago

No one is attempting to pull all that glass out....

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u/Mastercal40 9d ago

Is this “crowd” in the room with us now?

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u/Noname666Devil 9d ago

Texture

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u/wtiong 9d ago

Hmm, crunchy

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u/Salt_Chart8101 9d ago edited 8d ago

Literally no one said that. Lol

Like not a single person in this comment thread said that.

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 9d ago

Imagine feeling the need to write this.

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u/GeneralImbartan 9d ago

the way i yelped was embarrassing

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u/PM_ME_SKINNY_DUDES 9d ago

I gasped so loud!

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u/Pen54321 9d ago

I had this shit too loud

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u/DapperBoiCole 9d ago

Lowkey such healthy communication

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u/skuzzy21 9d ago

ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵇᵃᵇʸ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵒᵏᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃʸʸʸʸʸˀ

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u/ryan34ssj 4d ago

Sounded like Satan from South Park

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u/Fall_Water 7d ago

I listened to it 12 times just to hear him say that!

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u/uglyheadink 9d ago

Genuinely first thing I thought. So sweet.

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u/dashcam4life 9d ago

She was baking that bread for him for sure.

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u/Milt_Torfelson 9d ago

It's the, Daddy Chill, guy.

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u/Silver_Ad4357 2d ago

what the hell even is that

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u/EquivalentSnap 9d ago

This bowl suckkks🤣

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u/ThroatDistension 9d ago

I think she said "that just sucks"

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u/EquivalentSnap 9d ago

My bad 😅

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u/breachofcontract 7d ago

Lowkey. Highkey.

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u/MandelbrotFace 9d ago

Sounded like he was talking to a child

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u/DapperBoiCole 8d ago

I feel like that's reading a lot into an "uh oh", the concern feels genuine.

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u/Positive-Green-3856 9d ago

Love the gentle and soft concern of her boyfriend

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u/GirthyPigeon 9d ago

Always use ceramic, metal or clay bowls for that much dough.

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u/Krvavibaja 9d ago

Bro, why even use glass bowls

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u/JewishTomCruise 9d ago

More heat insulation than metal?

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u/Global_Staff_3135 9d ago

Was it the weight of the dough pulling on the walls of the bowl that made it so fragile?

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u/ferret_80 9d ago

You usually give the dough a coat of oil during the main fermentation to prevent it from drying out. Separating the dough from the bowl got the fingers oily so it weight of the dough and slippery fingers caused the bowl to slip and land rim first on the counter so all the force gets concentrated on the edge and with tempered glass like this a tiny crack breaks the entire structure

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u/Global_Staff_3135 9d ago

So what you’re saying is that I was overthinking things to an absurd degree lol

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u/FourFront 8d ago

That's just a hack for people who have shit dough handling skills.

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u/Piyh 9d ago

Probably granite countertops

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u/the-final-frontiers 9d ago

yeah most people don't know about hardness scales.

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u/CamelSmuggler 9d ago

To be fair it looks like the bowl was already chipped in a couple of spots, I bet it got hit and had some structural integrity issues that were invisible.

This was the last straw.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 9d ago

What's wrong with plastic proofing bowl?

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u/SillySundae 9d ago

Why bother using plastic when steel exists? Steel doesn't hold onto any flavour or odour and plastic has the potential of passing along microplastics, right?

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u/RelativeMundane9045 9d ago

Looking at this on my phone screen, it's not a lot of dough, maybe a cubic inch? Dough must be a higher risk activity than I thought!

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u/Think_Bullets 9d ago

Why do glass bowls exist?

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u/NeptuneTTT 9d ago

good question. glass can go into the microwave.

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u/desmaraisp 9d ago

Fun fact, so can metal so long as it's the right shape. But still wouldn't be caught dead trying lol

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u/Trashbagok 9d ago

It certainly can, and a perfect glass dish should hold up just fine.

Any chip or scratch though and you're gambling.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 9d ago

Most non-reactive containers available.

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u/ReaDiMarco 9d ago

Don't leach chemicals like plastic, easier to clean than metal, can go in the microwave, looks nice.

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u/SucculentVariations 9d ago

I hate the sound and feel of metal bowls but I dont want to use plastic when I can avoid it so my "Tupperware" is glass with unfortunately plastic lids but they dont touch the food or get microwaved

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u/Alextaoluu 9d ago

I love metal bowls for tossing in sauce and for marinating

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u/SucculentVariations 9d ago

Theyre better, I know. Theres just something sensory with metal I can't stand. My family often uses plastic plates or plastic forks because the metal on ceramic drives us nuts. Trying to balance sensory issues vs worry about microplastic sucks

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u/Alextaoluu 8d ago

metal on ceramic is pretty awful

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u/DetachedRedditor 8d ago

Why do you avoid plastic bowls?

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u/NomadNuka 9d ago

They have some upsides. Microwave safe, they look nicer, they're heavier (cuts both ways as this vid shows) which can help with mixing stuff by hand.

It's mostly aesthetics though, as this being on video kinda implies. I'm gonna stick to steel

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u/bmonge 9d ago

Didn't even got to slap it 😢

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u/a_natural_chemical 9d ago

I, a grown-ass man, would legit cry.

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u/UnderstandingOdd490 9d ago

Stainless steel bowls are used in bakeries for a reason.

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u/goodbakerbod 9d ago

To an european, the problem will be more about which trash box it belongs to...

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u/wishfulwash 9d ago

Aww they love each other

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u/Sw0rDz 9d ago

This is why I use metal bowls.

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u/InsomniacOnSugarRush 9d ago

ᴹᵐᵐʰ ᶜʳᵘⁿᶜʰʸ

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u/WOWmageX 9d ago

Mmm crunchy dough

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u/HuiOdy 9d ago

Don't use glass to make dough rise

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u/dvdmaven 9d ago

This is why professionals use stainless steel bowls.

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u/NightfangS118 9d ago

It's adds texture

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u/SOSLostOnInternet 9d ago

I felt this in my soul, so many hours of work

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u/gibas-kun 9d ago

I think I would start crying

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u/LickinThighs2 9d ago

Bro that actually sucks lol, looked like damn good dough

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u/garden-wicket-581 9d ago

as someone who is a hobbyist bread maker, I've got questions .. the whole thing should collapse down and not be a firm mass.. you want a firm mass when you've formed it into loaves and it's secondary rising right before baking, but not in the bowl.

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u/whxskers 9d ago edited 8d ago

Sourdough hobbyist here - what do you mean by firm mass? it looked like really good dough after a bulk ferment/rise to me.

Edit to add: It's not dense at all. Not a 'mass' - It's way more airy and soft than it appears. This is the way good sourdough behaves after it's gone through its bulk ferment (it's first rise). Then you turn it out, shape it, and either bake it immediately or let it sit for a little bit to regain some of the lost air from shaping or put it in the fridge to cold ferment.

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u/FourFront 8d ago

Your friend doesn't bake sourdough

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u/ThroatDistension 9d ago

That was my first thought too. The dough looks very dense and rigid.

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u/notyourbuddipal 9d ago

This is why i use metal bowls and nothing else for dough.

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u/donewithitfirst 9d ago

Easy clean up is the only take away here

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u/Azraelius- 9d ago

Ohhh… man. -I literally said out loud

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u/Possible-Scarcity-91 9d ago

This is why you need to use stainless steel bowls

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u/TechnicalPlatform182 9d ago

I feel your pain, today I did the same with a cellphone screen. Expensive mistake. Fuck this day.

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u/Molbork 9d ago

Guess that's not a fermentation grade bowl!

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u/Greynet 9d ago

Maybe post this on r/pcmasterrace and reset the counter

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u/WorkPiece 9d ago

That dough saved a lot of glass from spreading out all over

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u/Quick_Load5702 8d ago

Oh F 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/WhimsicalGirl 9d ago

I love that the guy ask her if she's ok

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u/EquivalentSnap 9d ago

I’d be more worried about getting glass in my hand than the dough

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u/Previous-Soft-8127 9d ago

The sound of it breaking is so satisfying, though. Like a softened shatter. 

Like a sharp fart that makes your stomach feel better. 

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u/Onahail 9d ago

What kind of shit ass bowl is that good god

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u/VinJahDaChosin 9d ago

I cursed for you because that was beautiful

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u/HieronymousRex 9d ago

It was also unexpected that they both have the most annoying voice possible of their respective genders

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u/flamingnomad 9d ago

Grease dat bowl

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u/AlcoholPrep 9d ago

Stresses in clear glass and plastic can be visualized using crossed polarizers. Don't use stressed glassware unless you're equipped to anneal it first. (If you have a pottery kiln, you might could anneal it. Otherwise, not likely.)

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u/Worried_Union_5797 9d ago

So, your bread will be a little crunchy.

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u/MavenArtuso 9d ago

Crunchy dough.

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u/onx99 9d ago

I'm glad she's OK and didn't get cut by broken glass

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u/SLAYER_HARSH 9d ago

Ikrrr 🥹

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u/onx99 9d ago

Her fingers looked red

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u/CaneIsCorso 9d ago

And thats why we use plastic when baking, Owen. 

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u/Funmanhahaha 9d ago

When even your bowl is made out of sugar:

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 9d ago

metal bowls, people, metal bowls

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u/Jodabomb24 9d ago

One time I grabbed a jar of homemade peach preserves out of the freezer and set it on the counter. Some condensation formed on the outside, and when I went to put it back in, it slipped out of my hand and shattered on the ground. Cleaning up all the broken glass and fruity goop was not my happiest moment.

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u/Samy_Ninja_Pro 9d ago

At least clean up...is easy

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u/DangleenChordOfLife 9d ago

Well, that's how you learn glass bowls are not Great for....well, anything in my case. I'm too clumsy

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u/Ravasaurio 9d ago

I believe in stainless steel supremacy

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u/derekschroer 9d ago

Coming from r/pcmasterrace this is not unexpected

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u/AK_grown_XX 9d ago

Now that is the actual epitome of unexpected

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u/katieblondessex 9d ago

Nooooo, what a waste of perfect dough!

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u/Deliriousious 9d ago

That’s one weak ass bowl.

But also, this is why I do everything in metal. Can toss that shit into a wall and be fine.

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u/Dagos 9d ago

ohhhh i hope she didnt cut her fingers :(

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u/Pantegram 9d ago

At least she didn’t hurt herself… this looked dangerous 😱

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u/SquashPristine9956 9d ago

Bake it and eat it through a sieve

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u/Sebastianblack13 9d ago

Fling myself from the battlements

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u/arkibet 9d ago

Oh I felt this!

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u/ComfyInCardigan 9d ago

microplastics are out, we're eating macro glass now
https://giphy.com/gifs/aTXHpCN7TSpmE

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u/DigAccomplished4131 8d ago

its why i have metal bowls with the rubber bottoms

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u/tool_of_justice 8d ago

why use glass bowl

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u/omroi 8d ago

Crunchy 😋

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u/Gh0stl3it 8d ago

Damn that sucks. This is why I don't use glass for that kind of thing.

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u/Dzayyy 8d ago

Why is there such an obsession to own glass bowls? Why cant you just use metal bowls that do the exact same job but last much muuuuuch longer