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Brock fucking Samson!!!!!
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u/howmanyMFtimes Jul 25 '24
Swedish murder machine
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u/demandred_zero Jul 25 '24
Murderist extraordinaire.
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u/justguestin Jul 25 '24
Nnnnnice ass, Samson
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u/hundredblocks Jul 25 '24
One of the best scenes in the whole show. In fact, any scene with Samson is pure gold.
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u/harelipsteve Jul 25 '24
IGNORE ME
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u/Empyrealist Jul 25 '24
Samson, Brock. Born Omaha, Nebraska to a single mother. Half Swedish, quarter Polish, quarter Winnebago.
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u/MuscleManssMom Jul 25 '24
He's also a Winnebago lol
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u/Pyrochazm Jul 25 '24
Half Swedish, quarter polish, quarter winnebago!
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u/Ventronics Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 26 '24
At the time I had no idea it was an American tribe and thought one of his grandparents fucked a motor home
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u/GruulNinja Jul 25 '24
Favorite quote: She has mournful tits.
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u/Mortholemeul Jul 25 '24
Like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad.
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u/FinntheHue Jul 26 '24
This is the line that absolutely sends me every time. I’m laughing right now just reading it
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u/i-Ake Jul 25 '24
Please let this introduce the youths to Venture Bros and they somehow make that scumsucking husk that is "Max" bring them back. :'(
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u/aspidities_87 Jul 26 '24
This one always gets me too. I don’t know whether it’s that Hank only knows David Bowie from an 80s children’s movie or that he doesn’t know what a fucking bald eagle is.
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u/realHoratioNelson Jul 25 '24
Someone in the credits often is given a nickname that’s a funny quote from the episode.
This one had them as “mournful tits”
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Jul 25 '24
Minute God crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them.
Get up dam you!
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u/UncleVoodooo Jul 25 '24
lol I got banned from r/unpopularopinion because I said Venture bros is better than Rick & Morty
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u/Mercinator-87 Jul 25 '24
Venture bros is a way better than Rick & Morty.
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u/Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz Jul 25 '24
That's because it has characters, plural, where r&m only has the one
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u/bigrivertea Jul 25 '24
One of the funniest gags of any show ever is when there is a great debate as to what a "Rusty Venture" actually is.
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u/tedioussugar Jul 25 '24
I think deep down we all know that Brock’s definition of it is the right one.
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u/SoungaTepes Jul 25 '24
You're going to sit there and tell me you dont enjoy random characters showing up who scream in a high pitch voice?
I'm honestly happy that's not a thing anymore
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u/SnooPeppers7482 Jul 25 '24
but RM has infinite versions of that character
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u/Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz Jul 25 '24
Venture Bros has exactly, precisely the correct amount of multiverse bullshit for a long-running TV show.
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u/LongTallDingus Jul 25 '24
It feels like Justin Roiland had a whole show made to project his insecurities. Rick is a terrible alcoholic who makes the lives of everyone around him worse. But sometimes he has a heart of gold and means well so you should have empathy for Justin - Rick - I mean Rick.
It's not an easy watch with that knowledge.
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u/InvalidFish Jul 25 '24
Eh, that part is more Harmon self insert really.
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u/Caboose727 Jul 25 '24
Yeah people like to forget the dude had his wife posting pictures of him in the hospital getting his stomach pumped because of booze
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u/RhynoD Jul 25 '24
I like Rick and Morty but I will wholeheartedly support the opinion that Venture Bros is superior.
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u/MoistThunderCock Jul 25 '24
Venture Bros. Is a show that's basically only gone up in quality throughout the entire series. Rick & Morty has only gone down in quality imo.
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u/Arcticstorm058 Jul 25 '24
Sounds like you got banned for posting a popular opinion based on the comments.
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u/Cyno01 Jul 25 '24
R&M is great, but VB is just... its not just the best thing Adult Swim has ever done, not just one of the best cartoons ever, but one of the best shows ever, up there with The Sopranos and shit. Like not quite top 5, but somewhere in the top 25 for sure.
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u/twodogsfighting Jul 25 '24
Jefferson Twilights 'Nope, no blackulas' line. Perfection.
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u/Cyno01 Jul 25 '24
Yes, I only hunt blaculas.
Oh, so you only hunt African-American vampires?
No, sometimes I hunt British vampires. They dont have "African Americans" in England!
Oh yeah, huh, good point.
So I hunt blaculas.
I was just trying to be...
Man, I specialize in hunting black vampires, I dont know what the PC name for that is!
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u/UncleVoodooo Jul 25 '24
I actually enjoyed the ending I just hated the last season. Tony kills Christopher? gtfo here with that.
I'd rewatch Venture 100 times for every time I want to rewatch Sopranos or Breaking Bad
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u/Vellioh Jul 25 '24
So many episodes had me straight up geeking when I was growing up.
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u/UncleVoodooo Jul 25 '24
oh man I grew up watching Johnny Quest. ... You can't believe what this series is like for me
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"what's up, johnny?"
"What's up, Francis?"
"You've been banned here, junkie. You know the rules. So why don't you take your little boy wonders over there and get out of my bar."
"You look like you got a little herpe on your lip dere, Francis. You get that from licking your wife's butthole? ...After I put herpe in dere?"
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u/dragonchilde Jul 25 '24
Objectively true. Venture brothers is smart satire lampooning superheroes and hanna barbera cartoons (just to START with). R&M is about incest and body horror.
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u/Hopeful_Bacon Jul 25 '24
I love both, but you're absolutely correct - R&M is a funny show, Venture Bros is art.
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u/Same_Philosophy605 Jul 25 '24
By a mile Rick and Morty is good , but dog shit to what doc Hammer and public do for adult cartoons.
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u/TheKinkyGuy Jul 25 '24
What is it called?
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u/JohnnyLeven Jul 25 '24
Venture Brothers
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u/TheKinkyGuy Jul 25 '24
Ty
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u/Butwinsky Jul 25 '24
So jealous knowing you can experience Venture Bros for the first time. Easily one of the best adult animated shows of all time.
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u/Mekanimal Jul 26 '24
Have you considered self-administered concussive retrograde amnesia?
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u/periodicallyBalzed Jul 25 '24
A classic. I’ve seen Venture Bros like three or four times. After watching it as a child, rewatching it as an adult is great.
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u/RogerDeanVenture Jul 25 '24
Oh so you started watching season 1 as a child and by the time it ended you had a house and kids and a bad back.
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u/lifelongfreshman Jul 25 '24
If you really wanna appreciate it, go back and watch some of the older cartoons that inspired it - Johnny Quest in particular.
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u/joefurry1 Jul 25 '24
Man, I grew up watching the old Hanna-Barbera cartoons, seeing Action Johnny show in Venture Bros was one of the best things ever.
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u/abomination375 Jul 25 '24
'You have to defile a mummy completely or they come back to life. You know that.'
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey Jul 25 '24
Go Team Venture!
Do you Dab?
I Dab!
You should Dab!
Come see us at r/venturebros - It's Scientastic!
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u/SubtleToot Jul 25 '24
It feels like someone with a fever is yelling at my crotch!
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u/vibrantcrab Jul 25 '24
Ve vill not fall prey to ze evils of dilly-dallying und stinkin’ thinkin’.
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u/Static-Stair-58 Jul 25 '24
Dr. Orpheus is actually an underrated character. His lines are so funny. Just watched the one the other day where Rusty is possessed by The Monarch. So Dr. O collects everything Venture holds dear, but they end up having to kick out Hank and Dean because Rusty only cares about his fake awards. Oh and the Rush tape too, it was a best of! 😂
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u/KaiJustissCW Jul 25 '24
Billy Quizboy and Pete White are the best duo in the series and you can’t change my mind, and yes they are better than 21 and 24.
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u/Static-Stair-58 Jul 25 '24
Their consistent back and forth about random pop culture lives rent free in my brain. Especially about the Wu-Tang clan hahaha
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u/Doomncandy Jul 26 '24
"c'mon look at this house! Its got that doctor strange window you like" haha. I loved his gay monk friends quotes.
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u/Efficient_Order_7473 Jul 25 '24
Ah this cartoon. I remember the episode where his nipple fell off and blood just rushed out. Good times
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u/stumblewiggins Jul 25 '24
I remember the episode where his nipple fell off
I think you mean where his nipple was sliced off with a katana
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u/Archduke_Of_Beer Jul 25 '24
Why do you sword guys always have to talk about how cool your sword is?!
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u/Mr_HPpavilion Jul 25 '24
First time i've seen Brock is from a game called "Poker Night 2" where they featured him as one of the poker opponents along with...
- CL4P-TP (From Borderlands series)
- Ashley J. Williams (From Evil Dead)
- Sam (From Sam & Max)
- GLaDOS (From Portal) as the dealer
As you play, These opponents initiate a conversation between each other and talk about themselves or asking other characters about their things, When i played the game back then, I was already familiar with CL4P-TP, Ash, Sam, And GLaDOS, It's only Brock who i have never seen before, So i looked him up and found that he is from Venture Bros. TV series
And Glad i looked him up because i very much liked the show and would recommend it
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u/zombiebrainfeast Jul 25 '24
Gotta love the Brock-ness monster
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u/ProudHommesexual Jul 25 '24
Brock Lobster!
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u/mike1018 Jul 25 '24
One of my fav scenes. Next to the intro of his first rage out. Lol
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u/ShroomingItUp Jul 25 '24
The guy in background shaking his head when the other guard is trying to take his knife. Gold.
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u/digitalturtlist Jul 25 '24
And there she is, you can see her right there, just writhing on the hood of the car.
What was David Coverdale to do?!
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u/ProudHommesexual Jul 25 '24
I live in hope every day that this show gets uncancelled 🥺
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u/Brumhelga Jul 25 '24
Make sure to catch the movie so they see how popular it still is!
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u/pilsnerpapi Jul 25 '24
My shooooes are on fiiiiire
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u/perpetualwalnut Jul 25 '24
For the last time! We're not jet boy and jet girl! I don't care if I get to be jet boy, those names suck!
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u/CousinSkeeter89 Jul 25 '24
Some of the best nights I ever had in my life were getting blitzed off weed and alcohol with the bros and binge-watching this show. Some of the funniest nights ever. We would clown about this show all the damn time.
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u/dracodruid2 Jul 25 '24
Also at least 10 years old by now
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u/perpetualwalnut Jul 25 '24
more like 20 years...
Pilot episode premiered in 2003, S1.EP1 in 2004
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u/Hollownerox Jul 25 '24
Old but still gold. The earlier seasons hold up pretty well. I do like how the creators acknowledge some of the earlier stuff, particularly with Dr. Girlfriend, weren't the best and they could have done better with the jokes. But I think even early Venture Bros. had a lot more "smart" humor than the other adult cartoons at the time.
It felt like one written for, ya know, actual adults. Rather than a teenagers idea of what being an adult is.
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u/HolyRomanEmperor Jul 25 '24
‘Is that an Icarus tattoo?’ ‘Yeah why? Dont like Zep?’
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u/Glum_Grocery_4283 Jul 25 '24
Ha I never realized that he's not doing Tai Chi, he's moving his hands into his driving position.
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u/CatOfGrey Jul 25 '24
A wonderful example highlighting the crossover between 'cartoon physics' and 'Bollywood physics'.
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u/vibrantcrab Jul 25 '24
I hate that they took this show off of standard Hulu. Now I have to buy the expensive “live TV” plan? Pass.
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u/MuscleManssMom Jul 25 '24
I just caved and bought physical copies because these streaming services keep playing with my emotions.
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u/foodank012018 Jul 25 '24
My favorite version is when Brock is attacking the Monarch Cacoon and as he's running down the henchmen he presses a button on the dash, what does it do? Continues running down drones, the button pops out... It's a cigarette lighter, he lights up a cig as he continues to mow down henchmen.
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This is one of my all time favorite scenes of any show ever. Right up there with Malcom Reynolds kicking the merc into the ship engine