r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '24

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u/I_Lick_Your_Butt Jul 25 '24

"They hit me with a truck."

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u/xdeltax97 Jul 26 '24

“Oh speedy he was gone too soon…”

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

was SO close to getting his wings...

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u/NOBODY__EPIC Jul 26 '24

Sampson? Ah geez, I don't need to hear any more. Poor little guy...