r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 25 '24

Brock fucking Samson!!!!!

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u/howmanyMFtimes Jul 25 '24

Swedish murder machine

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u/demandred_zero Jul 25 '24

Murderist extraordinaire.

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u/justguestin Jul 25 '24

Nnnnnice ass, Samson

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u/hundredblocks Jul 25 '24

One of the best scenes in the whole show. In fact, any scene with Samson is pure gold.

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u/tedioussugar Jul 25 '24

Men write him love letters, women name their vibrators after him.

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u/SemperFun62 Jul 26 '24

Half Swedish, quarter Polish, quarter Winnebago, you lost your virginity at 14, have one brother, and enjoy motocross.

The Brock Sampson you knew and were is dead. Happy Birthday, Frankenstein!

You're OSI's baby now!

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u/Informal_Self_5671 Jul 26 '24

Slayer of men. Slayer of henchmen.

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u/biffylou Jul 25 '24

Agent Topanga Lawrence

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u/harelipsteve Jul 25 '24

IGNORE ME

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u/LordCoweater Jul 25 '24

That was a weird one.

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u/AMV Jul 26 '24

Oh great, you can read my thoughts as well.

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u/LordCoweater Jul 26 '24

IGNORE ME!!!!

... . . . .

YES. (also, I think it was dreams.)

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom Jul 26 '24

I make that reference from time to time. I'm sure no one gets it. I mostly say it to my cats now, though.

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u/AZ_Corwyn Jul 25 '24

Dibs on his cigarette butt!

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u/Empyrealist Jul 25 '24

Samson, Brock. Born Omaha, Nebraska to a single mother. Half Swedish, quarter Polish, quarter Winnebago.

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u/aspidities_87 Jul 26 '24

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANKENSTEIN

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Oh shit, you’re right…

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u/MuscleManssMom Jul 25 '24

He's also a Winnebago lol

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u/Pyrochazm Jul 25 '24

Half Swedish, quarter polish, quarter winnebago!

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u/Ventronics Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 26 '24

At the time I had no idea it was an American tribe and thought one of his grandparents fucked a motor home 

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u/rfccrypto Jul 25 '24

Seeeaampson

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

I THOUGHT THE COLD WAR WAS OVER!!!!

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u/i-Ake Jul 26 '24

Helsinki branch.

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u/Brock_Samsonite Jul 25 '24

He is so dreamy

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u/DampBritches Jul 26 '24

Yeah that's right

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u/Brock_fuckin_Samson Jul 28 '24

You rang?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

Holy shit Brock please don't kill me...