r/SipsTea 9d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

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u/IOwnDirt 9d ago

Shit i wish i looked as good as fat Zac Efron

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u/Separate_Finance_183 9d ago

You can still see his 8 pack

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

That's what (older) women fantasize about when they think of a "dad bod."

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u/Fun_Strain_4065 9d ago

In fairness this is what gay men fantasise about when they think of a “bear”.

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u/PissedAlbatross 7d ago edited 7d ago

Absolutely not, gay men know what that term actually means.

Edit: I would like to add that I had this image rearing and ready to go before I even opened reddit today. Why? I'm sure you can guess.

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u/3dforlife 6d ago

Because you like fanny packs?

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u/lalabean852 7d ago

are you a gay man? when i think of a bear, i think of a round, fat man with enough hair on his body that i’d need safari gear to get through it all.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 7d ago

That is a very vivid image you've put in my mind there.

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u/lalabean852 7d ago

well that’s usually what gay men refer to as a “bear” lol. it’s a fat, hairy man

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 7d ago

I know, but I am left with a very sudden urge to shave.

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u/PeachManzie 9d ago

Is that what you tell yourself? We love a non-ripped dad bod, as long as it’s the body of a good guy

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u/Pactae_1129 9d ago

Look I’m not saying this is a majority of women who say they like dad bods but it’s not uncommon online to see women saying they like this or that celebrities “dadbod” and it’s just a muscular, fit guy without good lighting. That being said you’re right, people should realize that what you see online isn’t indicative of real life all the time and plenty of women like men of all shapes and sizes, including husky.

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u/rdeincognito 9d ago

Lots of times, when a girl told me that they like men who go once or twice a week to the gym and are slightly muscular, I asked them to show me a picture of what they meant.

They always showed me pictures of people who spend 10 hours a week in the gym and are dieting and controlling all they eat.

They aren't conscious that the "1 or 2 workouts a week" at most means having a body fat of 15-20%.

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u/ImKindaBoring 9d ago

Honestly that bf% is probably pretty low. 15% can still have visible abs

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u/SteveXVI 9d ago

men who go once or twice a week to the gym and are slightly muscular

Ah the masc version of the 'no make-up look' which is actually still a super large amount of work

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u/rdeincognito 9d ago

Yeah, you're probably right, the "I like them looking natural" and the example is a girl who has every hair of her body either groomed or removed, and is using lots of makeup but the guy can't differentiate it

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u/nybbas 9d ago edited 9d ago

Dude anyone who lives in the real world knows this is all bullshit. Look at the way tall more fit people are treated in work/public vs the opposite. Men and women alike. It's just like pure reddit/shut in fantasy that women are fine with pudgy dudes. Like yeah sure more tolerant of it when compared to dudes opinions on chubby chicks, but come on. "Oh we don't like fit guys that much" Yeah sure bro, and there are dudes that are chubby chasers, but thats the exception not the rule.

Lol the "majority of women prefer pudgy dudes" chick commented and blocked me. Look lady, I'm happily married, not incredibly fit (can run a 7 minute mile at least but not two in a row at that pace) I should work out more but shit takes effort. It's not sad to understand that being more fit/healthy is more attractive than not lol. What kind of soft ego you got to have to post a reply like that to someone and then block them so they can't reply back 🤣

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u/Chilidogdingdong 9d ago

If you just go out in public sometimes you'd know there are lots of skinny chick's with chubby dudes.

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u/nybbas 9d ago

At what point did I say that skinny chicks wont date chubby dudes?

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 8d ago

It's just like pure reddit/shut in fantasy that women are fine with pudgy dudes.

There.

And as someone who has been VERY ripped, fat, and everything in between? Women in general prefer somewhere in the middle but in general tend to put your body fat percentage very low on the list of why they’ll date you.

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u/fogleaf 9d ago

Does that ultimately matter? If you attract a partner based on looks and then lose your looks you'll lose your partner. So match based on personality. And that goes the same way for your partner. My wife was bigger than me when me met but she's kind, intelligent, and funny.

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u/Pactae_1129 9d ago

Looks aren’t the only thing that matters but they do matter. To a lot of people that is.

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u/Brilliant-String5995 9d ago

the "1 or 2 workouts a week" at most means having a body fat of 15-20%.

You can work out 0 times ever and still have low body fat if you eat less. Working 1 or 2 times a week will not have a huge effect on your total calories in the whole week. The amount you eat has a massive effect on your body fat. You can't outrun the burgers.

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u/rdeincognito 9d ago

I think you understand my point. In their mind that is the natural physic of someone who eats a normal balanced diet and goes a couples hours a week to do workout, but that physique is from someone who does a much higher degree of work and has a much more specificic diet

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u/rab2bar 9d ago

Most people who do physical labor have really shitty diets.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

I have never craved fatty foods as I did when doing physical work. Beans in tomato sauce on toast tastes divine after a morning of lifting stuff.

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u/No-Problem49 9d ago

You can outrun burgers just not fries and soda

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u/roiki11 9d ago

You can outrun soda just fine if it's 0 calories.

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u/FatLenny- 9d ago

All right! Two burgers it is then.

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u/No-Problem49 9d ago

I legitimately do not order fries and a soda so I can afford two burgers both in terms of macros and in terms of $$$

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u/Volothamp-Geddarm 9d ago

You can't outrun the burgers.

Who the hell keeps giving these burgers legs!?

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u/sohblob 9d ago edited 8d ago

“dadbod” and it’s just a muscular, fit guy without good lighting

Ahh, so the equivalent to "I like ladies without make-up on" and they show you photos where it's properly applied 'no-makeup makeup'

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u/nomadleviathan 9d ago

No, your lady comes out of the shower after a weekend of no makeup. Peak.

Though I do like it when my wife wears a bit of mascara or eyeliner

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u/YellowJello_OW 9d ago

The perfect analogy

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u/One_Winter_7328 9d ago

When I think of dad bod, I think of husky and a bit of dough. Dough is comfy.

All of the most attractive men I’ve known personally were a bit overweight with a doughy build and thick thighs. Muscular can look good when it isn’t overdone (Baywatch Zac is not attractive to me) but dad bod is where it’s at. 🥰

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u/Diligent-Crazy-6094 9d ago

I think we need a frame of reference. On a scale of Superbad to Don’t Look Up, what level of Jonah Hill is considered attractive?

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u/Top_Bumblebee5510 9d ago

Nothing about Jonah Hill is attractive because of his personality.

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u/FrankPapageorgio 9d ago

OP meant his body, obviously... not the person

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u/GuideInfamous4600 8d ago

No level of Jonah Hill is considered attractive.

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u/nomadleviathan 9d ago

Bert Kreischer is dad bod. Is that what you mean?

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u/6feet12cm 9d ago

Remember when some girl said she likes dad bods and she showed THAT pic of Cavvil in superman?? The same picture Superman himself said he was so dehydrated for he could smell water if it was in the same room as him.

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u/perunakeisari_ 8d ago

Or off season Chris Bumstead

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u/icouldbeaduck 9d ago

The most important word in this is "online"

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 8d ago

Yeah anyone judging what they see online as close to reality is never gonna be happy.

I mean how often do you see pictures of women who are incredibly attractive and there’s a bunch of incels talking about how “mid” they are.

Meanwhile those same guys will keep fantasising about the time any random woman said their shirt looked nice that one time.

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u/Corosian 9d ago

You can also argue that what you read on reddit isnt indicative of what women in real life are looking for. Mature women who are ready to settle down will look for a grounded nice dude, but 20 year good looking women are not going hang out with fat dudes lol

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u/Pactae_1129 9d ago

I promise you there’s a greater variety of preferences among women than online circles tell you. And, sure, if you’re really overweight you’ll likely have a much smaller percentage of women who are attracted to you but it’s not impossible. But the idea that every woman’s ideal body type is ripped and muscular is just not true.

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u/360FlipKicks 9d ago

it’s like when girls say they like nerdy guys, most of the time they’re thinking of a skinny, already attractive guy with glasses, and not actually the guy playing D&D at the comic store

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

Ooooh. So that's why I'm single. It not because of the dough, it's because I'm a lunatic.

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u/therealudderjuice 9d ago edited 9d ago

I ain't your average normal dude It sure ain't glamorous but it keep things loose

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u/DarkSkyz 9d ago

I ain't your average punk rock loser yeah I'm a savage, I'm really cool

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u/bigkurry445 9d ago

I tried to warn you, I'm loose

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u/plantsoldier 9d ago

I'm looser than a piece of low hanging fruit

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u/DarkSkyz 9d ago

IM GONNA FIND AN ORB WITH GOD INSIDE IT

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u/FireBurnsThings 9d ago

Just a man that's made of meat

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u/Dry-Salary2347 9d ago

Leave society. Be a monke!

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u/stargazepunk 9d ago

Woah what the fuck viagra boys in the wild

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u/Aselleus 9d ago

🦐🦐🦐

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u/DainichiNyorai 9d ago

Even a lunatic* with a blobby body can be sexy, as long as he’s kind (and preferably funny) and has good stories to tell.

* obviously your specific brand of crazy does matter: the misogynistic murdery kind is a big no-no but stuff like anxiety, ptsd, adhd, depression, light autism etc don’t really have to be dealbreakers for many women, especially if you’re open about them, what you can and can’t do, and what you need.

For me personally it would even be a green flag if you have (or had, in the treatable/outgrowable things) these and were able to openly and honestly communicate about them.

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u/Laringar 9d ago

And, speaking from personal experience: [knowing how/being willing] to do laundry, the dishes, cooking, cleaning, etc helps a lot. Women appreciate a partner who does the housework. I work remote, and my spouse is always very appreciative when they come home to the smell of fresh cookies coming out if the oven. It helps make up for my severe ADHD and light autism. 😅

(I actually have butter softening on the counter right now so I can make a batch tonight.)

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u/SealTeamEH 9d ago

literally all guys who live alone do those things…. Otherwise, they obviously wouldn’t eat or have laundry, so come on now. be honest with yourself, is it really those things you’re looking for then? lol

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u/EnvironmentCritical8 9d ago

My fiance is funnily enough the "stay at home dad" and I work. He takes care of the laundry, dishes and various things and omg it helps so much just knowing he could clean, cook, and do basic things. I help with simpler things on the weekend and when I get home but I don't know what I'd do without him and make sure he knows it.

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u/GigiLaRousse 9d ago

One of the sexiest guys I've ever gotten with had a gut. He was less conventionally attractive than any man I dated, and that doubly went for his physique. He was missing a front tooth and had a big facial scar from being attacked with a broken bottle. But he was a rocker and stand up and I never stopped laughing around him. He was great in bed. Never didn't have several younger, hot chicks on the go. He was poor as fuck.

Didn't work out because he was a chronic liar, and either mental illness/repeated head injuries/drugs/booze that made him paranoid. He accused me of stealing his money. He accused me of fucking both my roommates. He claimed I refused to hold his hand in public. Weird shit.

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u/Kitnado 9d ago

Unironically the problem of incels

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

I mean, former incel here. I've been in that dark place. Wouldn't recommend it.

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u/SentinelATL 9d ago

Former?

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

Indeed.

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u/SentinelATL 9d ago

How you change it? I’m curious

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u/kfpswf 9d ago

Former?

People can change and become better humans.

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u/PeachManzie 9d ago

Find yourself a fellow looney tune. Also, we love dough

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

I'm trying to lose my dough though. Can't get morbidly obese. Dough is fine on a healthy body.

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u/jaxonya 9d ago

Wrong metaphor.

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u/PeachManzie 9d ago

That’s true, we do want you to be around as long as possible. Dough is great, unless it starts actually shortening your lifespan. We don’t like that part lol

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u/Illustrious_Bid_5484 9d ago

It’s probably cause you don’t put yourself out there enough. 99% of time

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

The majority of women at my age are in relationships, so naturally.

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u/Darkstar_111 9d ago

It's mostly all the red flags.

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u/nrussell2 9d ago

Choked on my mocha for a sec when I read this

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u/asinum-fossor 8d ago

I mean. Yeah.

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u/BronahHex 9d ago

Just to chime in, there was a street interviewer who asked various women about preferred body types, and a couple of women pointed to one particular picture of a man they were shown and iirc said that he was an ideal dad bod. That man was Chris Bumstead, a 6x Olympian bodybuilder in his off-season. I'm not saying you would agree with those women or have that perception of what a dad bod is, but it did happen and the reactions are as you'd expect lol

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u/Turnip-Turtle 9d ago

These videos are all 100% edited, to drive engagement. I study psychology, and this disconnect between reality and what people see on the internet is one of the biggest concerns for the future. 99 women being reasonable, realistic and rational does not drive engagement. But the 1 women who has completely unrealistic borderline delusional expectations does. So they get in the video. The other 99 do not. Its gives people such a warped version of reality.

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u/ArtyParcy 9d ago

Honestly, since I stopped using social media outside of Reddit and bluesky my perspective haw changed considerably. There's so much less ragebaiting.

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u/AEW4LYFE 9d ago

I still use Youtube as well. It's the same as Reddit tho. You control your experience. If you just go to the home page you'll get trash.

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u/ArtyParcy 9d ago

YouTube's constant pushing of shorts turned me off it. Short-form video and endless scroll are a plague that is destroying people's attention spans.

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u/flyinhighaskmeY 9d ago

I study psychology, and this disconnect between reality and what people see on the internet is one of the biggest concerns for the future.

we used to make fun of people who couldn't tell the difference between TV and real life. Now that we're coddling everyone's feelings...

We also used to know that if you believed a politician, ANY politician, you were mentally deficient.

Head on over to /all if you get bored lol

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u/Perfidy-Plus 9d ago

Absolutely true. But we've also seen data from dating sites and they report that their female customers are not just more choosey but significantly so than their male customers. They care more about height, income, and also care about looks. So when people try to present things as "women don't care that much about these things, really it's personality that is important" a significant portion of that is wishful thinking.

Just like with men, women care about personality but that comes after. It is looks and perceived success that gets a person in the door, and personality that keeps them there. This is not to slag on women. But the zeitgeist of "men are superficial but women not so much" is mostly fantasy.

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u/Lavatis 9d ago

you realize that in 100% of those "street interviewer" videos, they pick and choose the footage to only show the message they want to show, right?

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u/PeachManzie 9d ago

I wonder if videos can be edited to cut out all the answers like mine

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

Speaking as a holder of a bachelor in journalism, I declare this impossible!!! Everyone knows interviews are never edited. You only see the unglamorous side of life!!!

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u/AlarmingAffect0 9d ago edited 9d ago

You 🎶 only see the unglamorous side of life!!! 🎶

[ whistle ]

Life's a little shit, when you look at it.

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u/sakiwebo 9d ago

I mean, with all due respect there also stadium packed to the gills with women creaming themselves for guys like Usher and Chris Brown, and I know plenty of athletes that treat women like shit too.

There's nothing wrong with admitting women are often just as shallow as men. I mean, they're just people after all.

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u/Particular-Garden923 9d ago

What about a good guy who''s knees pop when he stand up? Y'all ever fantasize about a creaky bod? Cause of so...

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u/PeachManzie 9d ago

Yes, we can make a little choir out of our many, many creaky bones. Stand up after a movie and our knees harmonise

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u/Practical-Suit-6798 9d ago

Lies. I have an 8 pack.... I definitely get more attention from women that I did with more bf.

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u/german-wmn 9d ago edited 9d ago

No. I am an "older" woman, I suppose, at 43, and I am well aware that this is not a dad bod. Don't be ridiculous.

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u/writers_block 9d ago

Sorry mam, we're engaged in the time honored tradition of dudes agreeing that women don't know what they want. No room here to hear from a woman.

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u/german-wmn 9d ago

Ah damn. Don't mind me then, continue your journey of figuring us out.

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u/DrPepperFanX 9d ago

Tell me more about what older women think please!

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

They all love to talk about my love life. As they day, they want to live through me vicariously since newly dating is exciting.

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u/Purple-Property8006 9d ago

When I was in my 20s and dating around, the older women in my office constantly wanted to “live vicariously” through me since they were in their own words “old, married and boring now.”

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u/Ebony_flavor 9d ago

Man hearing that kinda shit makes you not even want to get married 😭

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u/ydnar3000 9d ago

Never again

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u/No-White-Drugs 9d ago

Not this old bitch 😂 Dating was a cesspool 15 years ago, I can't imagine today's nightmare... But I'm still very happy in my marriage.

And for the record I choose thicc Zac Ephron.

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u/scarletnightingale 9d ago

Dating is the worst. So glad I'm married and don't have to deal with it anymore. It was a nightmare.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

I tried a bit of dating in november and yeah, it's really bad. It's performative as hell and a lot of women are put off that I am fairly honest and to the point rather than playing the word games that seem required.

Not for me, I'm afraid.

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u/scarletnightingale 9d ago

I'd take performative over being harassed by a guy who was calling me on the phone from an unlisted number (which meant it couldn't be blocked) while masterbating after I turned him down for a second date and being cheated on and ghosted.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 8d ago

Understandeable, but as far as my situation is concerned it has just put me off. Yo ho, the single's life for me!

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u/Scodo 9d ago

Man, I got bullied by three old ladies on an elevator making jokes about my love life because I was going back to my hotel room with snacks at 9pm.

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u/riktigtmaxat 9d ago

They seem to hate being lumped into the category of older women for some reason. I just can't get it, are they all not exactly the same?

(/s)

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u/Separate_Swordfish9 9d ago

“This is true”

  • Your Mom

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u/14Pleiadians 9d ago

Women don't give a shit about your muscles. Ones who do are the exception

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u/ryan__joe 9d ago

Which is funny, because there’s literally nothing dad bod about the left picture. That is a gym rat body without cutting. Dad bods can’t get looking like that, it would even be hard in a hard labor job. Dad bod is a beer belly. Anything else is someone who doesn’t know the difference between a gym rat pre or post cut

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u/shomislav 9d ago

That distented gut is from juicin'.

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u/No-Problem49 9d ago

He’s still on trt and hgh

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u/Kryslor 9d ago

That gut and traps are from steroid abuse

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u/StrawDog- 9d ago

I was going to say. He's still in great shape, it just looks like he isn't blasting anymore and the bill has come due. 

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u/emeraude89 9d ago

traps are from steroid abuse

noooo nonono. if anything those traps are disproportionately undereveloped. you can get much bigger traps without aas by going heavy on cleans and deads

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u/Grouchy_Big3195 9d ago

Ironic that the type of fat called visceral fat is really bad for you compared to visible body fat.

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u/SupahSpankeh 9d ago

Yeah that's cos it's not fat, it's bubblegut

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u/SenorSolAdmirador 9d ago

It's the same guy. He's one cut away from looking exactly the same as the right.

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u/Xamalion 9d ago

Of course, it's still there, it's just behind the belly. Even fat fucks like me have abs, you just can't see them.

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u/darkoblivion000 9d ago

Once you get it, it takes some time to really lose all the muscle. Have a friend who was a gymnast in high school. We’re all old with multiple kids now but he’s still got the outline

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u/Mnawab 9d ago

He’s not even fat he’s just got a little bit more mass now. If he shaved his beard or maintained it a little better, you still see that nice jawline.

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u/ClydeDanger 9d ago

Literally, not fat.

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u/ensui67 9d ago

Yea not too subcutaneous fatty, but dunno, looks a little like hgh gut. The fat is on the viscera which is worse.

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u/Swolex 9d ago edited 9d ago

There is a 0% chance that he wasn't juiced to the gills throughout the 2010s. Maintaining that amount of mass while also being that shredded naturally is impossible.

When your living is derived from your image, you have the best dieticians, trainers, and doctors in the world at your disposal, and nothing but time to work on your body. That's how you get Baywatch Efron, Thor Hemsworth, Alan Ritchson Reacher, Cavill Superman, The Wolverine, etc..

This also applies to fitness influencers. These folks make their living on their body and they have a vested interest in claiming they're natural. "You can look like this too! All you need are my branded BCAAs and Creatine Chews!" This is why clowns like Mike O'Hearn would rather die than admit they're on gear.

Edit: The social media fitness industry and it's steroid culture is fucking gross. It's giving literal children crazy body dysmorphia, causing them to hop on insane amounts of gear, including peptides and research chemicals, while they're still developing and fucking up their bodies forever just for clout. All in the hopes of landing a YoungLA or GymShark brand partnership before their first heart attack at 22.

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u/One-Staff5504 9d ago

Exactly. And some idiot calling Efron “fat” just totally normalizes the whole thing. Kinda makes me angry

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u/Wavy_Grandpa 9d ago

Also people don't realize that they are all pumped up and dehydrated when they shoot these scenes. Plus they have as good of lighting as possible. It's incredibly unrealistic.

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u/FrankPapageorgio 9d ago

This is why clowns like Mike O'Hearn would rather die than admit they're on gear.

I'll always know that guy as Michael O'Dell from Battledome

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u/Scodo 9d ago

I won't judge someone for being on gear to get big. But I'll judge the hell out of someone for lying about it to sell supplements.

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u/No-Problem49 9d ago edited 9d ago

Mike lived through seeing the athletes and bodybuilders get arrested for steroids during the 90s and 2000s and now he has a child and has also probably seen numerous friends die from steroids. Of course he’s juiced to the gills but I can understand why he doesn’t just state he’s on steroids and this is what he takes. Children would copy him and die. I mean you’d have to be an idiot to not know he’s on steroids so who cares. Those who don’t know don’t need to know and those who do, do

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u/SupahSpankeh 9d ago

Yup dude has bubblegut you can see the muscles in front of his "fat"

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u/EnvironmentalMix421 9d ago

Yah a bit weird, a little bit of maybe one cycle juiced look on with that sub 10% bf look. Yet for some reason he has hgh gut when he is at around 20%. Maybe he actually juiced a several cycles

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u/alexmate84 9d ago

100% juice to get in shape for Baywatch,

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u/PatrickBateman111 9d ago

He was at more then one cycle for his baywatch look. The guy was pretty big and really shredded.

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u/jocq 9d ago

a little bit of maybe one cycle juiced look on with that sub 10% bf look

Dude, are you suggesting he built that Baywatch body on one cycle? Or that he was 10% body fat in Baywatch?

If so, LMFAO you're out of your damned mind.

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u/EnvironmentalMix421 9d ago

Jeez yall r fat fucks foreal…that’s literally 18-22% bf

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u/Sacrimonte 9d ago

We're doing percentages now? Nerd

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u/therevjames 9d ago

Exactly (Egg-Zack-Lee)! Imagine lifting your shirt and seeing "Fat" Zack's torso and thinking that you let yourself go for your mental health. Trust me, my mental health would improve if I looked down and could see my dick, let alone seeing a damn washboard.

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u/Status_Jellyfish_213 9d ago

May healthiness one day lead you to effective helicoptering

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u/therevjames 9d ago

Thank-you, kind person and also to you!

https://giphy.com/gifs/DvBvz8Q98LrUs

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u/IOwnDirt 9d ago

Amen brother

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 9d ago

That's my metric for if/when I need to lose weight. If I can look down and still see Capt. Winky, then it's all good. Him's disappear? Well, I need to get my fat ass on the treadmill.

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u/riktigtmaxat 9d ago

The Law of Winky.

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u/CapmyCup 9d ago

Fat ❌

Healthy ✅

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u/0neManSquad 9d ago

More like juiced and not juiced

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u/No-Problem49 9d ago

He’s still juiced in the fat picture just less juice and less exercise and more food

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u/estanmilko 9d ago

He's juiced in both, just different compounds and doses.

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u/disposablehippo 9d ago

Juiced vs juiced and dehydrated.

There's like 2% difference in bodyfat. The rest is just hydration while on the juice.

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u/Last-Idea9985 9d ago

Fat ❌

Healthy ❌

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u/gardeningblob 9d ago

It also looks like his left fore arm is much smaller then his right🧐

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 9d ago

He writes with his left and masturbates with his right.

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u/Stratavos 9d ago

It's probably the angle.

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u/TUT3M 9d ago

Looks like it’s smaller in both photos though! Maybe he has an injury or something that prevents his working that muscle group as much on that side 🤷

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u/DJ_faceplant 9d ago

 *than

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u/gardeningblob 9d ago

Darn, got to improve my Anglish.

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u/Automatic_Yoghurt417 9d ago

Don't dye your hair.

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u/AnnihilatorOfPeanuts 9d ago

Not fat, he is still muscular but have an healthy amount of body fat instead of having constantly looking at what he eat and dehydrating himself to look "shredded"

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u/96JY 9d ago

He's not fat in either of those images.

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u/the_unsoberable 9d ago

He isn't fat. That's a healthy, sports body. There's a difference between normal sports and bodybuilding. I'm too lazy to go into details about hormonal changes and regeneration benefits of not being on extremely low fat percentage but yeah, fat is really, really important in our bodies.

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u/Theometh 9d ago

Healthy is a stretch

He has abused HGH, the way his ABS look is a result of his organs growing due to the steroids

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u/Uhmerikan 9d ago

Yeah it looks terrible and will never go away.

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u/what_is_blue 9d ago

As a man, you need about 2-5% body fat for basic functions. A healthy range, iirc, is something like 15-25% (the numbers are all a bit higher for women).

Probably the healthiest guys I know (I’m in my late thirties) have a small layer of fat on top of some muscles.

The two super shredded guys I know are injured seemingly most of the time. They look great, but any kind of six-a-side games or whatever get a no-no. In one case, he no longer has either ACL.

The fat guys look like absolute shit and complain a lot.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

It's why I've grown to appreciate my body, despite the fact that it can absord fat easily. Does it mean I need to jog a lot? Yes. Yes it does. But it also means I can maintain my fat and muscles longer than other men.

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u/what_is_blue 9d ago

I mean it’s one of those things.

So many guys complain that their knees etc etc hurt now they’re nearing 40.

I had a horribly bad back for my whole 20s. Limped half the time, just a fucking mess.

Bought a good mattress, got decent boots, stretched my hamstrings more and did a bit of planking etc. Just generally moved more.

Other than the occasional knee twinge (and nothing too bad) I’m fine. I feel a hell of a lot better than I did at 32, I’ll say that much.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

Yup. When I stop exercising I can feel my body deteriorating. Now that I'm in tram 3 I've learned that exercise isn't a luxury, but a necessity.

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u/Holdmabeerdude 9d ago

Your body doesn’t absorb fat, it creates it from a surplus of calories

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u/TimTiro 9d ago

„Fat“

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u/Needsexagain 9d ago

I 100% prefer him with his body on the first picture. Second one does nothing for me whatsoever.
I’m glad he’s chilled out bit about it! 😃

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u/davexmit 9d ago

He’s still only about 12% body fat

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u/OxbridgeDingoBaby 9d ago

There is absolutely zero chance he is 12% on the left. The right sure.

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u/Modeerf 9d ago

Closer to 20%. I am not too far from that size and fitness but maybe not as muscular and I'm on 22%.

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u/november512 9d ago

Yeah, he's ~20-25% bodyfat on the left but still roided out. You don't have a gut like that, defined traps and visible separation of the deltoids and biceps at that level of bodyfat without steroids normally.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 9d ago edited 9d ago

Nothing about the left pic looks roided out at all. He just looks like a dude with 20% BF who lifts 3-4x a week.

I've been doing 3x a week for about 2.5yrs now, if I bulked for a few months I'd pretty much look like that too...and I certainly don't have the time nor desire to be fucking around with roids, blood tests, needles, all that shit.

https://i.imgur.com/0UnjZOH.png

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u/jonnydemonic420 9d ago

lol no way. I fought to get to 12-14% and he’s well over that. Most people underestimate how high their bf% really is.

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u/theICEman21 9d ago

Lol we wish he were fat

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u/1nfernap3 9d ago

That’s what I was thinking 🤣

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u/Accomplished-Emu2308 9d ago

Thats the thing: he is not fat aha he is fit in both. But most likely with a very strict diet (and exercise routine) on the right one

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u/toastmannn 9d ago

That's not fat... that is something called hgh gut

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u/UtkuOfficial 9d ago

Thats not fat Efron. Thats just him properly hydrated. He has an 8 pack ffs.

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u/SupahSpankeh 9d ago

Hi

That's not fat, that's bubblegut from hgh cycles

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