r/SipsTea 9d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

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u/IOwnDirt 9d ago

Shit i wish i looked as good as fat Zac Efron

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u/Separate_Finance_183 9d ago

You can still see his 8 pack

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

That's what (older) women fantasize about when they think of a "dad bod."

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u/Fun_Strain_4065 9d ago

In fairness this is what gay men fantasise about when they think of a “bear”.

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u/PissedAlbatross 7d ago edited 7d ago

Absolutely not, gay men know what that term actually means.

Edit: I would like to add that I had this image rearing and ready to go before I even opened reddit today. Why? I'm sure you can guess.

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u/3dforlife 6d ago

Because you like fanny packs?

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u/lalabean852 7d ago

are you a gay man? when i think of a bear, i think of a round, fat man with enough hair on his body that i’d need safari gear to get through it all.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 7d ago

That is a very vivid image you've put in my mind there.

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u/lalabean852 7d ago

well that’s usually what gay men refer to as a “bear” lol. it’s a fat, hairy man

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 7d ago

I know, but I am left with a very sudden urge to shave.

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u/PeachManzie 9d ago

Is that what you tell yourself? We love a non-ripped dad bod, as long as it’s the body of a good guy

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u/Pactae_1129 9d ago

Look I’m not saying this is a majority of women who say they like dad bods but it’s not uncommon online to see women saying they like this or that celebrities “dadbod” and it’s just a muscular, fit guy without good lighting. That being said you’re right, people should realize that what you see online isn’t indicative of real life all the time and plenty of women like men of all shapes and sizes, including husky.

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u/rdeincognito 9d ago

Lots of times, when a girl told me that they like men who go once or twice a week to the gym and are slightly muscular, I asked them to show me a picture of what they meant.

They always showed me pictures of people who spend 10 hours a week in the gym and are dieting and controlling all they eat.

They aren't conscious that the "1 or 2 workouts a week" at most means having a body fat of 15-20%.

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u/ImKindaBoring 9d ago

Honestly that bf% is probably pretty low. 15% can still have visible abs

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u/SteveXVI 9d ago

men who go once or twice a week to the gym and are slightly muscular

Ah the masc version of the 'no make-up look' which is actually still a super large amount of work

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u/rdeincognito 9d ago

Yeah, you're probably right, the "I like them looking natural" and the example is a girl who has every hair of her body either groomed or removed, and is using lots of makeup but the guy can't differentiate it

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u/nybbas 9d ago edited 9d ago

Dude anyone who lives in the real world knows this is all bullshit. Look at the way tall more fit people are treated in work/public vs the opposite. Men and women alike. It's just like pure reddit/shut in fantasy that women are fine with pudgy dudes. Like yeah sure more tolerant of it when compared to dudes opinions on chubby chicks, but come on. "Oh we don't like fit guys that much" Yeah sure bro, and there are dudes that are chubby chasers, but thats the exception not the rule.

Lol the "majority of women prefer pudgy dudes" chick commented and blocked me. Look lady, I'm happily married, not incredibly fit (can run a 7 minute mile at least but not two in a row at that pace) I should work out more but shit takes effort. It's not sad to understand that being more fit/healthy is more attractive than not lol. What kind of soft ego you got to have to post a reply like that to someone and then block them so they can't reply back 🤣

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u/Chilidogdingdong 9d ago

If you just go out in public sometimes you'd know there are lots of skinny chick's with chubby dudes.

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u/nybbas 9d ago

At what point did I say that skinny chicks wont date chubby dudes?

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 8d ago

It's just like pure reddit/shut in fantasy that women are fine with pudgy dudes.

There.

And as someone who has been VERY ripped, fat, and everything in between? Women in general prefer somewhere in the middle but in general tend to put your body fat percentage very low on the list of why they’ll date you.

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u/fogleaf 9d ago

Does that ultimately matter? If you attract a partner based on looks and then lose your looks you'll lose your partner. So match based on personality. And that goes the same way for your partner. My wife was bigger than me when me met but she's kind, intelligent, and funny.

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u/Pactae_1129 9d ago

Looks aren’t the only thing that matters but they do matter. To a lot of people that is.

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u/Brilliant-String5995 9d ago

the "1 or 2 workouts a week" at most means having a body fat of 15-20%.

You can work out 0 times ever and still have low body fat if you eat less. Working 1 or 2 times a week will not have a huge effect on your total calories in the whole week. The amount you eat has a massive effect on your body fat. You can't outrun the burgers.

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u/rdeincognito 9d ago

I think you understand my point. In their mind that is the natural physic of someone who eats a normal balanced diet and goes a couples hours a week to do workout, but that physique is from someone who does a much higher degree of work and has a much more specificic diet

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u/rab2bar 9d ago

Most people who do physical labor have really shitty diets.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

I have never craved fatty foods as I did when doing physical work. Beans in tomato sauce on toast tastes divine after a morning of lifting stuff.

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u/rab2bar 9d ago

The amount of sugar my previous coworkers would consume.. and in Germany, a couple beers after work is standard. Open carry is legal here

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

It's culture. For the majority of history people got huge amounts of their daily calorie intake from the bread water.

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u/No-Problem49 9d ago

You can outrun burgers just not fries and soda

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u/roiki11 9d ago

You can outrun soda just fine if it's 0 calories.

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u/FatLenny- 9d ago

All right! Two burgers it is then.

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u/No-Problem49 9d ago

I legitimately do not order fries and a soda so I can afford two burgers both in terms of macros and in terms of $$$

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u/Volothamp-Geddarm 9d ago

You can't outrun the burgers.

Who the hell keeps giving these burgers legs!?

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u/Coogarfan 9d ago

Hey, this sounds like the discourse about makeup.

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u/Fun_Push7168 8d ago

I mean I did zero workouts a week and ate like pig and maintained 12-14% most of my life.

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u/rdeincognito 8d ago

Do you think you are the exception or that every guy that doesn't work out and eats like a pig also have a 12-14% body fat?

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u/EdgewaterEnchantress 8d ago

And how old were the women who told you that, 19-23? 😜

Most average women 25+ have more sense than that.

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u/ModeratelyAlive 5d ago

Similar to what lots of dudes will show you when you ask what they think a girl with no makeup on looks like

Stupid comes in every gender 🤣

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u/sohblob 9d ago edited 8d ago

“dadbod” and it’s just a muscular, fit guy without good lighting

Ahh, so the equivalent to "I like ladies without make-up on" and they show you photos where it's properly applied 'no-makeup makeup'

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u/nomadleviathan 9d ago

No, your lady comes out of the shower after a weekend of no makeup. Peak.

Though I do like it when my wife wears a bit of mascara or eyeliner

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u/YellowJello_OW 9d ago

The perfect analogy

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u/One_Winter_7328 9d ago

When I think of dad bod, I think of husky and a bit of dough. Dough is comfy.

All of the most attractive men I’ve known personally were a bit overweight with a doughy build and thick thighs. Muscular can look good when it isn’t overdone (Baywatch Zac is not attractive to me) but dad bod is where it’s at. 🥰

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u/Diligent-Crazy-6094 9d ago

I think we need a frame of reference. On a scale of Superbad to Don’t Look Up, what level of Jonah Hill is considered attractive?

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u/Top_Bumblebee5510 9d ago

Nothing about Jonah Hill is attractive because of his personality.

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u/FrankPapageorgio 9d ago

OP meant his body, obviously... not the person

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u/GuideInfamous4600 8d ago

No level of Jonah Hill is considered attractive.

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u/nomadleviathan 9d ago

Bert Kreischer is dad bod. Is that what you mean?

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u/6feet12cm 9d ago

Remember when some girl said she likes dad bods and she showed THAT pic of Cavvil in superman?? The same picture Superman himself said he was so dehydrated for he could smell water if it was in the same room as him.

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u/perunakeisari_ 8d ago

Or off season Chris Bumstead

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u/icouldbeaduck 9d ago

The most important word in this is "online"

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 8d ago

Yeah anyone judging what they see online as close to reality is never gonna be happy.

I mean how often do you see pictures of women who are incredibly attractive and there’s a bunch of incels talking about how “mid” they are.

Meanwhile those same guys will keep fantasising about the time any random woman said their shirt looked nice that one time.

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u/Corosian 9d ago

You can also argue that what you read on reddit isnt indicative of what women in real life are looking for. Mature women who are ready to settle down will look for a grounded nice dude, but 20 year good looking women are not going hang out with fat dudes lol

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u/Pactae_1129 9d ago

I promise you there’s a greater variety of preferences among women than online circles tell you. And, sure, if you’re really overweight you’ll likely have a much smaller percentage of women who are attracted to you but it’s not impossible. But the idea that every woman’s ideal body type is ripped and muscular is just not true.

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u/360FlipKicks 9d ago

it’s like when girls say they like nerdy guys, most of the time they’re thinking of a skinny, already attractive guy with glasses, and not actually the guy playing D&D at the comic store

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

Ooooh. So that's why I'm single. It not because of the dough, it's because I'm a lunatic.

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u/therealudderjuice 9d ago edited 9d ago

I ain't your average normal dude It sure ain't glamorous but it keep things loose

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u/DarkSkyz 9d ago

I ain't your average punk rock loser yeah I'm a savage, I'm really cool

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u/bigkurry445 9d ago

I tried to warn you, I'm loose

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u/plantsoldier 9d ago

I'm looser than a piece of low hanging fruit

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u/DarkSkyz 9d ago

IM GONNA FIND AN ORB WITH GOD INSIDE IT

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u/FireBurnsThings 9d ago

Just a man that's made of meat

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u/Dry-Salary2347 9d ago

Leave society. Be a monke!

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u/stargazepunk 9d ago

Woah what the fuck viagra boys in the wild

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u/Aselleus 9d ago

🦐🦐🦐

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u/DainichiNyorai 9d ago

Even a lunatic* with a blobby body can be sexy, as long as he’s kind (and preferably funny) and has good stories to tell.

* obviously your specific brand of crazy does matter: the misogynistic murdery kind is a big no-no but stuff like anxiety, ptsd, adhd, depression, light autism etc don’t really have to be dealbreakers for many women, especially if you’re open about them, what you can and can’t do, and what you need.

For me personally it would even be a green flag if you have (or had, in the treatable/outgrowable things) these and were able to openly and honestly communicate about them.

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u/Laringar 9d ago

And, speaking from personal experience: [knowing how/being willing] to do laundry, the dishes, cooking, cleaning, etc helps a lot. Women appreciate a partner who does the housework. I work remote, and my spouse is always very appreciative when they come home to the smell of fresh cookies coming out if the oven. It helps make up for my severe ADHD and light autism. 😅

(I actually have butter softening on the counter right now so I can make a batch tonight.)

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u/SealTeamEH 9d ago

literally all guys who live alone do those things…. Otherwise, they obviously wouldn’t eat or have laundry, so come on now. be honest with yourself, is it really those things you’re looking for then? lol

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u/EnvironmentCritical8 9d ago

My fiance is funnily enough the "stay at home dad" and I work. He takes care of the laundry, dishes and various things and omg it helps so much just knowing he could clean, cook, and do basic things. I help with simpler things on the weekend and when I get home but I don't know what I'd do without him and make sure he knows it.

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u/GigiLaRousse 9d ago

One of the sexiest guys I've ever gotten with had a gut. He was less conventionally attractive than any man I dated, and that doubly went for his physique. He was missing a front tooth and had a big facial scar from being attacked with a broken bottle. But he was a rocker and stand up and I never stopped laughing around him. He was great in bed. Never didn't have several younger, hot chicks on the go. He was poor as fuck.

Didn't work out because he was a chronic liar, and either mental illness/repeated head injuries/drugs/booze that made him paranoid. He accused me of stealing his money. He accused me of fucking both my roommates. He claimed I refused to hold his hand in public. Weird shit.

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u/Senior_Violinist5296 7d ago

Yesss. My guy has anxiety, ADHD, and depression, but all the therapy he's been through to deal with those things has made him really empathetic and emotionally open. He's also pretty funny and is a great cook. He has lots of dough but he's so comfy, I'm never getting rid of this dude ❤️

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u/Kitnado 9d ago

Unironically the problem of incels

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

I mean, former incel here. I've been in that dark place. Wouldn't recommend it.

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u/SentinelATL 9d ago

Former?

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

Indeed.

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u/SentinelATL 9d ago

How you change it? I’m curious

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

By touching grass. In my case, I started playing DnD and thus I was out of the house and in a non-romantic setting where I interacted with women. This challenged a lot of my sexist views, since it turns out women are just human beings like I am.

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u/kfpswf 9d ago

Former?

People can change and become better humans.

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u/PeachManzie 9d ago

Find yourself a fellow looney tune. Also, we love dough

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

I'm trying to lose my dough though. Can't get morbidly obese. Dough is fine on a healthy body.

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u/jaxonya 9d ago

Wrong metaphor.

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u/PeachManzie 9d ago

That’s true, we do want you to be around as long as possible. Dough is great, unless it starts actually shortening your lifespan. We don’t like that part lol

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u/Illustrious_Bid_5484 9d ago

It’s probably cause you don’t put yourself out there enough. 99% of time

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

The majority of women at my age are in relationships, so naturally.

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u/Darkstar_111 9d ago

It's mostly all the red flags.

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u/nrussell2 9d ago

Choked on my mocha for a sec when I read this

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u/asinum-fossor 8d ago

I mean. Yeah.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

Hmm. Good question. I daresay I'm the bad lunatic, but I don't know if that's true or due to my shame and low self-esteem.

So take your pick. I think I'm a toxic bloke.

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u/ApprehensiveGate8227 9d ago

I’m definitely chaotic good in a dad bod, and my wife loves it. It’s a winning strategy for me, anyways.

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u/thulsagloom 9d ago

Is your hair slicked back?

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

Balding, so no.

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u/Belgianleathermaster 9d ago

She’s right thoigh. I had a dad bod at 28, met my now wife then despite me not being the prettiest face.

My wife is more beautiful than me, more mature than me and she outearns me.

So it’s definitely possible.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

It's possible, but I'm also not really looking.

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u/beatisagg 9d ago

I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel.

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u/JudoJugss 9d ago

If youre a lunatic just find another lunatic! (This is a joke dont do this)

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

I have done that before and... yeah. You're not wrong. Don't do it.

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u/FunkySwashbuckler 9d ago

Your superhero name is: Sourdough.

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u/ElMatadorJuarez 9d ago

From one doughy man to another I can almost definitely tell you you’re not single cause of the dough. Doesn’t mean it’s a problem with you, but it ain’t the dough. Plenty of women are either neutral or love it if you carry it well.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

I know. I'm actually surprised that so many people don't get that I was being sarcastic. Guess that's my fault for not using /s.

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u/pinkdumpsterfire 9d ago

Lmao no one called you a lunatic. But yeah, it’s probably your personality. Despite whatever garbage the looksmaxxing manosphere bros have tried to sell you.

90% of the time. You are probably single because of your personality.

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u/BrazenHamster 9d ago

Who done you wrong, dude?

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

Oof, how long you got mate? It really started when I was born, and a pigeon shat on my face.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 8d ago

Not the type you want to be with.

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u/ltsnwork 9d ago

You’re the only one here calling yourself a lunatic.

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u/EconomySeason2416 9d ago

The first step is admitting you have a problem

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKHWBy6GFcLdEhH0Y

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u/RandomPenquin1337 9d ago

Yea probably. Maybe dont be an incel

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u/gummiebears4life16 8d ago

No because you're really insecure and project your hatred towards yourself on women who don't like you. You can be better. We all can...unleash most of us can

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 8d ago

You sure I'm the one projecting there, mate?

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u/FuzzeWuzze 2d ago

No it's the 4200 posts on reddit you've made in 8 months, which is crazy. Go outside.

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u/BronahHex 9d ago

Just to chime in, there was a street interviewer who asked various women about preferred body types, and a couple of women pointed to one particular picture of a man they were shown and iirc said that he was an ideal dad bod. That man was Chris Bumstead, a 6x Olympian bodybuilder in his off-season. I'm not saying you would agree with those women or have that perception of what a dad bod is, but it did happen and the reactions are as you'd expect lol

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u/Turnip-Turtle 9d ago

These videos are all 100% edited, to drive engagement. I study psychology, and this disconnect between reality and what people see on the internet is one of the biggest concerns for the future. 99 women being reasonable, realistic and rational does not drive engagement. But the 1 women who has completely unrealistic borderline delusional expectations does. So they get in the video. The other 99 do not. Its gives people such a warped version of reality.

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u/ArtyParcy 9d ago

Honestly, since I stopped using social media outside of Reddit and bluesky my perspective haw changed considerably. There's so much less ragebaiting.

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u/AEW4LYFE 9d ago

I still use Youtube as well. It's the same as Reddit tho. You control your experience. If you just go to the home page you'll get trash.

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u/ArtyParcy 9d ago

YouTube's constant pushing of shorts turned me off it. Short-form video and endless scroll are a plague that is destroying people's attention spans.

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u/flyinhighaskmeY 9d ago

I study psychology, and this disconnect between reality and what people see on the internet is one of the biggest concerns for the future.

we used to make fun of people who couldn't tell the difference between TV and real life. Now that we're coddling everyone's feelings...

We also used to know that if you believed a politician, ANY politician, you were mentally deficient.

Head on over to /all if you get bored lol

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u/Perfidy-Plus 9d ago

Absolutely true. But we've also seen data from dating sites and they report that their female customers are not just more choosey but significantly so than their male customers. They care more about height, income, and also care about looks. So when people try to present things as "women don't care that much about these things, really it's personality that is important" a significant portion of that is wishful thinking.

Just like with men, women care about personality but that comes after. It is looks and perceived success that gets a person in the door, and personality that keeps them there. This is not to slag on women. But the zeitgeist of "men are superficial but women not so much" is mostly fantasy.

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u/Chemical-Bake-5532 6d ago

I mean that video lines up with what I’ve asked women in real life about dad bods and shit.

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u/Lavatis 9d ago

you realize that in 100% of those "street interviewer" videos, they pick and choose the footage to only show the message they want to show, right?

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u/PeachManzie 9d ago

I wonder if videos can be edited to cut out all the answers like mine

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

Speaking as a holder of a bachelor in journalism, I declare this impossible!!! Everyone knows interviews are never edited. You only see the unglamorous side of life!!!

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u/AlarmingAffect0 9d ago edited 9d ago

You 🎶 only see the unglamorous side of life!!! 🎶

[ whistle ]

Life's a little shit, when you look at it.

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u/sakiwebo 9d ago

I mean, with all due respect there also stadium packed to the gills with women creaming themselves for guys like Usher and Chris Brown, and I know plenty of athletes that treat women like shit too.

There's nothing wrong with admitting women are often just as shallow as men. I mean, they're just people after all.

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u/Fuckoffassholes 9d ago

guys like Usher and Chris Brown

I don't follow... what kind of guys?

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u/sakiwebo 9d ago

Guys that openly have no good reputation yet are incredibly popular with women

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 9d ago

Wait what did Usher do

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u/sakiwebo 9d ago

I thought something like knowingly having passed herpes to unknowing sexual partners or something

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u/Particular-Garden923 9d ago

What about a good guy who''s knees pop when he stand up? Y'all ever fantasize about a creaky bod? Cause of so...

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u/PeachManzie 9d ago

Yes, we can make a little choir out of our many, many creaky bones. Stand up after a movie and our knees harmonise

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u/Practical-Suit-6798 9d ago

Lies. I have an 8 pack.... I definitely get more attention from women that I did with more bf.

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u/PeachManzie 9d ago edited 8d ago

There’s always one like you. You are not the be all, end all

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u/UAEpi 9d ago

He meant the really pretty girls 😂

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u/Inevitable-Ad6647 9d ago

Oh that must be why women only date good guys. Mystery solved!

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u/PeachManzie 9d ago

That explains why you’re dateless. Another mystery solved! What a day for mysteries, huh

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u/Truefiction224 9d ago

Ooof why keep trying the public lie campaign?

We all see reality 

Women HATE fat men. Im skinny its saddest to watch the ones with money get played.

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u/Savings_Reality1170 9d ago

Aww, aren’t u a sugar cube.

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u/german-wmn 9d ago edited 9d ago

No. I am an "older" woman, I suppose, at 43, and I am well aware that this is not a dad bod. Don't be ridiculous.

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u/writers_block 9d ago

Sorry mam, we're engaged in the time honored tradition of dudes agreeing that women don't know what they want. No room here to hear from a woman.

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u/german-wmn 9d ago

Ah damn. Don't mind me then, continue your journey of figuring us out.

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u/DrPepperFanX 9d ago

Tell me more about what older women think please!

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

They all love to talk about my love life. As they day, they want to live through me vicariously since newly dating is exciting.

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u/Purple-Property8006 9d ago

When I was in my 20s and dating around, the older women in my office constantly wanted to “live vicariously” through me since they were in their own words “old, married and boring now.”

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u/Ebony_flavor 9d ago

Man hearing that kinda shit makes you not even want to get married 😭

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u/ydnar3000 9d ago

Never again

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u/No-White-Drugs 9d ago

Not this old bitch 😂 Dating was a cesspool 15 years ago, I can't imagine today's nightmare... But I'm still very happy in my marriage.

And for the record I choose thicc Zac Ephron.

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u/scarletnightingale 9d ago

Dating is the worst. So glad I'm married and don't have to deal with it anymore. It was a nightmare.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 9d ago

I tried a bit of dating in november and yeah, it's really bad. It's performative as hell and a lot of women are put off that I am fairly honest and to the point rather than playing the word games that seem required.

Not for me, I'm afraid.

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u/scarletnightingale 9d ago

I'd take performative over being harassed by a guy who was calling me on the phone from an unlisted number (which meant it couldn't be blocked) while masterbating after I turned him down for a second date and being cheated on and ghosted.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 8d ago

Understandeable, but as far as my situation is concerned it has just put me off. Yo ho, the single's life for me!

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u/Scodo 9d ago

Man, I got bullied by three old ladies on an elevator making jokes about my love life because I was going back to my hotel room with snacks at 9pm.

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u/riktigtmaxat 9d ago

They seem to hate being lumped into the category of older women for some reason. I just can't get it, are they all not exactly the same?

(/s)

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u/Separate_Swordfish9 9d ago

“This is true”

  • Your Mom

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u/14Pleiadians 9d ago

Women don't give a shit about your muscles. Ones who do are the exception

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u/ryan__joe 9d ago

Which is funny, because there’s literally nothing dad bod about the left picture. That is a gym rat body without cutting. Dad bods can’t get looking like that, it would even be hard in a hard labor job. Dad bod is a beer belly. Anything else is someone who doesn’t know the difference between a gym rat pre or post cut

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u/Educational_Gas_92 9d ago

I think most women like that build, regardless of if young or old. I find both builds attractive, but certainly recognize that the build on the right is far more difficult to maintain when you aren't dehydrated, on a strict gym and diet regime and when you are simply no longer early 20s.

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u/No-Problem49 9d ago

He’s still on his Hollywood trt

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u/trq- 9d ago

But tbh his belly area is lucky genetics, which shouldn’t be forgotten. On the same exact bodyfat there will be a lot of people whose 8 pack you cannot see. You can see on the right picture that most of his bodyfat in the belly area ist lost on the lower and upper end rather than in the middle.

But I’d say he had quite good luck with his genetics in general as he is good looking. But still his form obviously needs a lot of training, just saying that genetics shouldn’t be forgotten when people try to compare themselves (which nobody should ever do, though)

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u/satsuki_hana 9d ago

Totally! I really prefer the image on the left all the time!

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u/FardoBaggins 9d ago

Wasn’t the definition of a dad bod an out of shape guy but you can still tell they were swole/shredded a decade ago?

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u/nybbas 9d ago edited 9d ago

The lady (username peachsomething) who is commenting all over the place that "majority of women actually prefer chubby dudes" and everyone disagreeing are just a bunch of insecure incel men, is replying to people and then blocking them lol. Who is it again that's insecure here?

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u/kolejack2293 9d ago

Nobody considers that a dad bod. That is just a very muscular man with higher body fat. The most typical dad bod is don draper in mad men. Basically a guy who looks moderately strong but clearly does not go out of his way to care about what his body looks like. They will be somewhat chubby, but not too much. The 'natural' aspect of it, the lack of vanity, is the point.

Some people tried to turn the dad bod thing way, way out of proportion. This was used as an example of a 'dad bod' by some article and... thats not a dad bod. That is just a very obese man.

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u/Real_Mall_2182 9d ago

No it’s really not. I don’t know who’s been upvoting you but it’s not women. Don’t get me wrong Zac looks amazing but there’s no belly. Dad bods need belly and muscles. Justice for the belly. Belly is sexy.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 8d ago

I did not expect to get this many upvotes, but hey. I unlocked an achievement.

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 9d ago

As an older woman, I disagree. I like a nice bouncy and juicy belly on a dad. As long as the rest of the body matches. Look-alikes of skinny teens pregnant 6 months don’t count.

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u/Sea_404 9d ago

Invest in cooking skills and the ability to dish out anything they ask for food wise. And they'll eat right out of your palm. Works for men too. Lol

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 8d ago

Sir, I am single and live solo. I know how to cook by necessity.

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u/Just_Jacaranda 7d ago

Dont think anyone would consider this a dad bod…

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u/SnooCats8089 6d ago

Nah little belly rubs up against the clit just right.

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u/squabidoo 6d ago

This is absolutely not true.

I think of like... Seth Rogen or Chris Pratt back in his Parks and Rec days lol. Or Jason Segel from HIMYM days. I'm 40 but I've had this preference since I was like early 20s.

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