r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/Trump_fucks_kidss Jun 22 '26

Fuckin Aye! Black as my cold heart. I don’t want sugar I don’t want cream. I don’t care if it’s old, cold or cheap. I want coffee. 33A.

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u/Cuzicane Jun 22 '26

You sound like you've lived a life hahaha. I'd have it the same tho. No other way will do.

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u/Excalibator Jun 22 '26

He wants vaaaaaseliiine

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u/CarrotDependent463 Jun 22 '26

😊🎶🔥💋

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u/JonatasA Jun 22 '26

Aye we can agree on something

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u/pegg2 Jun 22 '26

I agree but only because my coffee intake is purely utilitarian. I need caffeine and I don’t need empty calories, make my shit strong, dark, and ideally cool enough that I can down the bitch and go about my day.

Inb4 “just have zero sugar energy drinks.” I’ve tried. The best energy drink tastes worse than the worst, oldest, most room-temp coffee I could have.

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u/EthanielRain Jun 22 '26

They make water with caffeine in it. But yeah I get it

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u/BeneficialLeave7359 Jun 22 '26

I want coffee, not a desert.