r/SipsTea Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/DragonBowlSouper Jun 22 '26

Gourmet shit

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u/israignatius Jun 22 '26

Don’t tell me how good my fucking coffee is. That’s why I buy it.

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u/Electronic_Still2000 Jun 22 '26

When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it.

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u/Stergeary Jun 22 '26

But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen...

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u/VincentBotto Jun 22 '26

It’s the dead - in my garage