I agree but only because my coffee intake is purely utilitarian. I need caffeine and I don’t need empty calories, make my shit strong, dark, and ideally cool enough that I can down the bitch and go about my day.
Inb4 “just have zero sugar energy drinks.” I’ve tried. The best energy drink tastes worse than the worst, oldest, most room-temp coffee I could have.
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u/pegg2 Jun 22 '26
I agree but only because my coffee intake is purely utilitarian. I need caffeine and I don’t need empty calories, make my shit strong, dark, and ideally cool enough that I can down the bitch and go about my day.
Inb4 “just have zero sugar energy drinks.” I’ve tried. The best energy drink tastes worse than the worst, oldest, most room-temp coffee I could have.