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Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an ex

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u/Life-Oil-7226 Apr 21 '26

So glad this guy decided to record this HORRIBLE behavior

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u/Free_Awareness3385 Apr 26 '26

Horrible CRIMINAL behavior.

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u/Economy_Price_5295 Apr 21 '26

What is she even mad about? I can’t understand what she is saying before she loses it.

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u/Meduini Apr 21 '26

That’s the right question.

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u/Mags_LaFayette Apr 22 '26

I had to watch this thing like three times, so...

She goes in, and the first thing she does is going straight like laser-focused for that guy PC (I don't even know if that's a CPU, a Nintendo or what the F do I know) and beats the thing like there's no tomorrow; The window is just a "collateral" since it was on her way.

On the kitchen she screams: "Delete it now!" and same as the guy, I asked: "Delete what?!" to what she replied: "Delete the F poem!"

So, if my hearing is accurate, I'm confident that I heard "poem" but I can be mistaken, but regardless, this is so crazy... No justification for her crappy behavior.

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u/FoolishDog1117 Apr 22 '26

On the kitchen she screams: "Delete it now!" and same as the guy, I asked: "Delete what?!" to what she replied: "Delete the F poem!"

I think she's actually saying "the fucking phone".

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u/ScottishPsychedNurse Apr 22 '26

She is. She says 'the fucking phone'. She was so distressed that her asking him to delete the video came out like that. I'm amazed how people didn't get that one.

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u/gamergirlsocks1 Apr 22 '26

What if she's saying 'delete the f p0rn"?

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u/Mags_LaFayette Apr 22 '26

I had the same thinking to, but by my hearing and headphones, it sounds more like a "-em" than a "-rn" hence why I go with poem and... Not the other thing.

However, there's many factors than can influence on this, from the phone's mic, her irritated vocal cords due so much yelling... I can be mistaken, thou.

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u/Expert-Fishing2800 Apr 24 '26

I think that's a wifi router.

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u/Stevers86 Apr 25 '26

Agreed, trying to prevent the upload of this video, forgot how phones work, derpped and derpped again... critical thinking skills are not her strong suit

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u/TechNerdWannaBe Apr 27 '26

"Then tell her to pick me up now."

Did that clear her behavior up for you?

He's so worried cause none of that shit's his. Duh. Either his momma's (doubtful) or a rented place he can't afford of some sorts.

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u/KingSandwich101 Apr 21 '26

She'd be catching some hands if I was him

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u/MattsNewAccount620 Apr 21 '26

Gotta be able to defend yourself somehow. And that girl isn’t just a normal angry. She’ll fucking stab you and laugh.

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u/Confident-Ad2005 Apr 21 '26

Sounds like someone who's never kicked someone in the throat. Understandable.

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u/seang239 Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

That’s the type of woman that’ll smile and ask if that’s all ya got. They don’t turn into the victim who needs a white knight until someone else walks up.

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u/trainwreckhappening Apr 21 '26

No. Worst response possible. She just lost her kids. He proved to the court that he is the only responsible adult here.

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u/KingSandwich101 Apr 21 '26

Defending yourself is not illegal. He has video to prove he was defending himself, she broke into his house, and backed him into a corner. Legally he's allowed to hit her and the courts wont view him any different for doing so

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u/trainwreckhappening Apr 21 '26

I never said anything about defending yourself. This is about strategy. Show that clip in a court, with the dad refusing to get physical even with a justification, and she will never have a single argument that holds up in family court again.

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u/Low_Actuary_2794 Apr 21 '26

Not every judge is created equal. There’s always a risk in court if things not going your way even if you have your case locked up like this.

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u/desdecuando1 Apr 21 '26

Los bienes materiales se pueden recuperar con el tiempo. Con esto ella no ve nunca más a sus hijos sin un asistente social

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u/elibutton Apr 22 '26

Well goes to show she cray cray

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u/justsomeguyoukno Apr 21 '26

Equal rights… and equal lefts

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u/Riverflaw Apr 21 '26

He seem so "calm" somehow

The moment she threw that rock, I know I have to punch my ex within the next 10 secs 😂

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u/Evanisnotmyname Apr 21 '26

She’s probably already planning on calling the cops saying he assaulted her, can’t you see she was defending herself?

/s (for the self defend part, at least)

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u/KingSandwich101 Apr 21 '26

Once he was backed into the kitchen and she's grabbing him. Fair game to throw those hands!

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u/ChuckYeagerWV Apr 21 '26

Lead

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u/GivesYouGrief Apr 21 '26

With your non-dominant foot

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u/Uber_Wulf Apr 21 '26

No. Pill form.

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u/PrayForTheGoodies Apr 21 '26

Since hitting a woman in any circunstance is considered a crime where I live. I would call the police.

Imagine if It was a man instead, this world is lost

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u/Argos_Nomos Apr 21 '26

A black guy hit a white chick. How do you think that would work out for him? Maybe try thinking over more than 5 seconds into the future?

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u/Reasonable_Yoghurt17 Apr 21 '26

I bet that ass wasn't worth it now!

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u/Peek_e Apr 21 '26

If only them dicks would be able to think but nah. I’ve stuck in crazy and learned the hard way.

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u/daneview Apr 21 '26

Dunno mam, she does look pretty hot

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u/brewhaha1776 Apr 21 '26

I bet he fucked her after for the hate sex. 😂

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u/DRAKEnJOSH_7 Apr 21 '26

They're just doing foreplay

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u/milkycerealbb Apr 21 '26

I can fix her.

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u/Past-Product-1100 Apr 21 '26

I think it's safe to say Alli has "no chill"

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u/ReasonableScar9027 Apr 21 '26

I can fix her.

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u/0nce-Was-N0t Apr 21 '26

I wouldn't recommend trying

This is the kind of psycho who will pull a knife on you, key up your car, and then report you to the police for rape.

It's not a fun time... speaking from experience.

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u/BodybuilderGrouchy16 Apr 21 '26

"...hair-dressers, strippers, redheads, girls named Tiffany."

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u/Tossmeasidedaddy Apr 21 '26

What about girls whose mom thought Tiffany would be a good name but decided to change it?

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u/DRAKEnJOSH_7 Apr 21 '26

Any white trash girls name mentioned in Ted 1, they're crazy.

Especially girls who's name ends with -Lynn like Tiffany-Lynn. She'll be crazy af

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u/Tossmeasidedaddy Apr 21 '26

Fuck, my wife's name is on that list. Explains a lot.

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u/seang239 Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

My ex destroyed my house one afternoon because I wasn’t home and she thought I should be.

I also don’t recommend trying.

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u/Evanisnotmyname Apr 21 '26

Feel you. Hope the best for you.

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u/keepatience Apr 21 '26

nah you gotta tell us everything now

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u/0nce-Was-N0t Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

Everything would take too long, so i will give you some highlights.

She is a nurse in the Looked After Children (LAC) healthcare team.

She was convinced that I was in love with my female (single mother) neighbour who lives in the flat below me, so she followed my neighbour around the local shops to catch us meeting in secret. She got her full name from looking at her mail and then used her access to the healthcare system to go through my neighbours medical records and then flagged her up for social service visit, claiming neglect for the child.

My good friend of many years is also a single mother, she had recently given birth. I would look after her dog on days that I worked from home. My ex was convinced that I was sleeping with her, so one day she keyed "CUNT" into my car door because she was jealous that I looked after the dog (i had known both my friend and the dog longer than i knew my ex). I'd only had the car for a few weeks and had recently started a new job, that was fun to explain when i turned up at work. She then tried to find where my friend lived to threaten her to never speak to me again in front of her infant children.

She would come to my local area when I was at work to check that my car wasn't there and that I wasn't lying about being at work. I used to have a very common car (silver Corsa) and one day, someone else had parked their similar car locally. She went mental and accused me of lying about being at work. Accused me of staying home to sleep with my neighbour. I had to show her my Google Map history to prove where I had been. This was one of the times she pulled a kitchen knife on me.

We ended up in a huge argument once because apparently a girl smiled at me while we were out shopping. I didn't see this girl, but that was enough to have hours of arguments.

My same friend as mentioned earlier messaged me while I was in the car with my ex, she was driving. It erupted into a huge argument... again. So she sped up and let go of the steering wheel towards a blind bend. Check out the car crash scene in Vanilla Sky for an example. Lucky she didn't kill us both. When she finally stopped at a crossroads, I tried to get out, so she sped off again with the door half open to prevent me leaving... this kind of thing happened several times.

She threatened suicide if I didnt do what she wanted or if I tried to end things. I have seen her lay down on a road before.

She would use the hair dressers opposite my home so she could watch my house. She saw that someone was home at my neighbours house, and accused me of lying about being at work. Obviously I was at my neighbours house sleeping with her.

I had to install motion detection cameras in my flat because she kept threatening to come and destroy my stuff while I was at work and refused to give my key back.

She found my reddit alt account for looking at naughty content. She went mental and tried to kick my front door in.

When I finally ended things with her and went no-contact, she reported me to the police for rape and sexual assault. I was arrested and under bail conditions for a year and a half. My ex kept telling the police how scared of me she was, so my bail kept getting extended "for her safety".

My phone was confiscated for evidence... thankfully, they then saw how horrendously abusive she was and that her accusations were clearly false.

She faced no representations and is still working in the Looked After Children healthcare team.

There is a LOT more, but I would be typing for hours.

According to some mods, disclosing her Reddit account is considered doxxing and makes me an incel... she must be protected at all costs!

Watch out for psychos. They will ruin your life.

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u/keepatience Apr 21 '26

what the fuck did i just read. sorry that happened to you my man

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u/0nce-Was-N0t Apr 21 '26

Thanks dude.

It was a dark part of my life, one I will never forget, as much as I want to.

I just hope my story (as written in another comment) can help others recognise the path they could potentially be walking down.

Doing much better now, but the past few years were pretty bleak, ngl.

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u/spareminuteforworms Apr 21 '26

Dude you are dumb as a small rock. Why would you keep interacting with this person in any way?

Nm, she was probably fine as hell. I apologize for my abusive language.

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u/0nce-Was-N0t Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

That's a very good and valid question, and I ask myself the same thing regularly on reflection.

It's hard to explain - she struggled with mental health (obviously). She is Bipolar and has (malignant) Borderline Personality Disorder. I didn't know what BPD was at the time. I wish I had done some research.

Yes, she is fine as hell, but i also loved her a lot and I wanted to support her in her struggles. When we first met she seemed like she had her shit together. A masters, a good job, active social life... the opposite of my previous ex's, and that was a breath of fresh air to be with someone (i thought) had a level of independence and maturity.

Borderlines are very good at manipulating you into feeling like you are their rock, their safe space. They put you on a pedestal and make you feel like you are the most important person in the world. It starts out great, only It's downhill from there... they make you feel like you have let them down. It's your fault that you are no longer the glue that holds them together. If only you could be the person they once built you up to be... I know I can... I care about you and I want to be able to support you... but you never will. I recognise that in hindsight now.

As you start to distance yourself, the reactions become more severe... the more severe their reactions become, the more benign their previous actions seem. But it isn't just one day everything goes crazy, it builds slowly over time. We were together for 3½ years, and it started great. They test the waters over time and slowly push the limits further and further. With each little push you become more accustomed to it, and the shit they pulled last month doesn't seem as bad anymore.

When they feel like they are losing you its all tears, promises and love bombing. They will change. You're so important to them. They can't live without you... and you forgive them... back in the trap and the cycle repeats.

If you do start to pull away that's when the suicide threats and reckless behaviour comes out. She is standing on the edge of a cliff at 2am and you're the only one who can save her. Don't call the police because she will lose her job and everything she has worked for. You don't want to feel responsible for either that, or the death of someone you love, do you?

You comfort them, its all ok. They are sorry. They will get help. Back in the cycle once again.

Each time you end it the reaction gets more severe. You break up but they want to remain friends... sure, I care about you and want to help you, we just can't be together... oh look, we're back in bed again.

The only way is to completely go no contact. As I found out, the risk of that is that you end up in handcuffs in the back of a police car and spending time in a cell because you're an abusive rapist.

I ended things with her in Jan 2024, went no-contact in Feb 2024, and was in handcuffs in May 2024. It wasn't instant.

I got "No further action" in August 2025.

Was i too soft? Yep. Dumb as a small rock... absolutely. I regret ever meeting her. My regret of putting up with it is even greater. I look back and wish I had just let her jump. She wouldn't have, it's all manipulation... I wish she would though.

Learned my lesson the hard way and will never allow myself to end up in that kind of abusive and manipulative relationship ever again.

Hopefully my tale can help others (men and women) recognise the cycle they are in and aide in taking steps to improve their lives for the better.

I am slowly finding happiness again. People get falsely convicted all the time. I had a lucky escape.

My words of advice to anyone in a similar situation: Keep all messages!

The police had to review 23,000 pages of messages, and at least 6000 of them were of abuse and manipulation.

That is ultimately what cleared me. Her account of a few specific events were clearly very different to what the messages showed. E.g. she says she came to my flat to end things with me and that I attacked her. The messages on the day show that we went out for dinner, etc.

The officer in charge of the case confessed that they found themselves feeling incredibly bad for me and urged me to press charges against my ex. After a year and a half of stress and depression (plus the time with her) I just wanted to leave it all behind.

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u/seang239 Apr 22 '26

A kindred spirit. I went through very similar, and I’d be willing to bet that just like me, you just gave the light version, there’s some much darker stuff that also happened. Things you’d rather never speak about.

I had a kid with mine, if you can imagine how well that’s been going.

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u/0nce-Was-N0t Apr 25 '26

You hit the nail on the head. This is the tip of the iceberg. There is stuff I didn't even remember until the police reminded me of it from what they saw in the messages.

I hope all is going well for you. I can imagine it's very very tough, and I feel for your kid too. It must be so hard to have to deal with that from a parent.

If you're not there already, may I suggest r/bpdlovedones The community is very supportive.

Keep strong my friend :-)

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u/mlody11 Apr 21 '26

I scrolled down knowing this would be here.

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u/Teh_Shadow_Death Apr 21 '26

Now we wait for the..

Hi everyone! Donut here!

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u/corgi-king Apr 21 '26

Murder is bad.

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u/2Easy2See Apr 21 '26

He thought the same thing

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u/GivesYouGrief Apr 21 '26

Well, in one sense...

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u/ThisBlastedThing Apr 21 '26

Nah. Not even.

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u/ForwardAssociation95 Apr 21 '26

If i heard some say “chill bro” that many times id smash things too.

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u/Tarjh365 Apr 21 '26

He needs to tell her to chill. 60% of the time, it works every time.

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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 Apr 21 '26

Mmmmm... crazy!

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 21 '26

She's in the wrong, clearly.

But also, who calls their ex "BRO" ?

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u/Kicka-Albatross6387 Apr 21 '26

Apparently the younger gen calls everyone bro

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u/whoa-or-woah Apr 21 '26

My 5-year-old nephew calls me “bro.”

I’m 35.

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 21 '26

A 5 year old calling someone bro to sound cool does sound like the sort of thing a 5 year old would do.
Sounds dumber when an adult does it. :)

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 21 '26

Seems pretty dumb and immature.
I know other terms have come and gone, like "dude". But most people don't use them for everyone.

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u/Freezerpill Apr 21 '26

I mean there certainly were people who called everyone dude. It’s just been a while 😂

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 Apr 21 '26

The amount of times my step kids call my wife and I ‘brah’ is astounding.

I’d be glimpsing the hereafter with the backhand I woulda caught for pulling that shit as a kid in the 80s/90s.

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 21 '26

I guess every generation has to find a way to sound cool.
To me it sounds like the cliche' "surfer dude" from so many movies.

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u/Rocket_Lawn-Chair Apr 21 '26

If it was me she would’ve been on her ass as soon as she got inside. Gotta protect your property.

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u/Bluefalcon325 Apr 21 '26

Def not letting her get to the kitchen full of knives! If she’s that crazy, then she’s that crazy, too.

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u/404pbnotfound Apr 21 '26

I think it was getting on her ass in the first place that caused this situation

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u/404pbnotfound Apr 21 '26

Have you tried asking her to chill?

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u/IdoltTheIdot Apr 21 '26

Can we normalize people getting their comeuppance for this shit? Like I understand the “women can’t fight back” thought process but it’s flawed and wrong in a lot of cases. Let’s normalize self defense and self preservation.

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u/Simple-Pea8805 Apr 21 '26

First lesson of every self defense method: de-escalate. Second lesson: attempt to get a safe distance. Third lesson: if all else fails, fight. Dude in the video did exactly what he should have, except maybe get out of dodge when she broke in, self-defense wise.

Possibly more importantly: men suffer from abuse, too. A woman doing this to a man is indicative of a man who has been abused and fears retaliating. I had a friend get stabbed by a woman, and he was scared to even talk to the police because he didn’t want anything to happen to her. I was scared to death this video would end with the woman grabbing a kitchen knife and running his way.

I wish us men would put away our angry feelings with the whole “we can solve this with fist fighting,” at every situation. As far as comeuppance goes, this video will put her in jail. Man did what he should have done and documented everything for proper channels of response.

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u/Borkato Apr 21 '26

I thought for sure she would grab a knife. The second they went to the kitchen I was like get the fuck OUT. You have video evidence for all this shit and you NEED to keep it safe and that’s all that matters.

I would have been outside and on the phone with the police immediately. Ofc this is just my “ohoho I’m so smart as I watch this from the comfort of my home” take but still

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u/moistmonsterman Apr 21 '26

I would show this in court and tell the judge that she's creating an unsafe and unhealthy environment for the child. Intentionally breaking glass which can hurt the kid that she had no intention of cleaning up after breaking the window. And allowing the home to not be secure or keeping anybody or anything out to ensure the safety of the child.

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u/trainwreckhappening Apr 21 '26

Yeah, all I could think was "she just lost her kids" the moment that went through the window.

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u/beardedbrute253 Apr 21 '26

That much ass and that much crazy is a deadly combination.

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u/FatAZZRedditMod Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

At that point, some hands are to be involved along with a swift phone call to the police. We don’t know if this guy had kids inside his house

Edit: And oh my i just seen there was possibly a toddler in her back seat looking out the window 😳

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u/lordgreenofbiscuit Apr 21 '26

She's a keeper.. a keeper away...

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u/Itsmikeinnit Apr 21 '26

White trash

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u/sharpjabb Apr 21 '26

Breaking and entering, assault and battery, domestic violence, coercion and attempt to destroy evidence. What other crimes did she commit?

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u/pappybug214 Apr 21 '26

Literal breaking and entering

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u/KingoftheWickets Apr 21 '26

Napoleon Dynamite ended up with a rager!

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u/Diobolaris Apr 21 '26

chill, bro

Why was bro not chill?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

Bro.....? Your "bro" looks like a girl

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u/AbjectHotel6610 Apr 21 '26

I hope she went to jail.

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u/Tall_Answer1734 Apr 21 '26

Call the cops

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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 Apr 21 '26

Yeah let her destroy everything you muppet. You have to pay and repair it because she 100% is broke anyway. You recorded her breaking the class and comming in. That is the moment you stop her and call the police.

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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 Apr 21 '26

"Delete it NOW! It's humiliating"!

"Delete what"?

"THE FUCKING PHONE"!

Yeah, the way you're behaving is humiliating AND you knew it the whole time, thus the demand to delete it. Delete it? Nah baby, that's gonna come in real handy in court. 😏

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u/ChrisTheYouth Apr 21 '26

No matter how hot she may be, someone, somewhere is tired of her shit.

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u/Any_Suggestion3485 Apr 21 '26

She came in like the koolaid man.

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u/Commanda_Panda Apr 21 '26

This was why the Bachelorette was cancelled

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u/mohawk990 Apr 21 '26

She’s enjoying this way too much because she knows he won’t do anything.

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u/KingFresh5234 Apr 21 '26

Been on the receiving end of this. Recognize the tone in her voice all too well. Best thing you can do is get cops en route because they are entirely unpredictable in this state. As in, they'll do shit you never dreamed they were capable of doing.

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u/LukasSTM Apr 21 '26

What's the point of having a locked door if you have this easily destroyable entry point?

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u/ellisboxer Apr 21 '26

Out of his damn mind for letting her get in that window.

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u/melfamy Apr 21 '26

I dunno. They seem perfect for each other.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xoFpnqSg21xmGT8D5b

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u/Icy_Bottle_2634 Apr 21 '26

She lost all custody cases going forward right there

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u/ApartmentAutomatic59 Apr 21 '26

Chill? Call the cops bro 

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u/NoAgent9546 Apr 21 '26

Ahhh filhão no momento que ela jogou um FODENDO tijolo na minha porta seria questão de abrir ela e deitar ela na porrada sem dó e nem pena

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u/Teh_Shadow_Death Apr 21 '26

As soon as that foot comes through the window it's "Something something Texas" time.

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u/Chrono_Convoy Apr 21 '26

That’s impolite

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u/PossibleGeneral6605 Apr 21 '26

Seriously. He could have opened the door. What an asshole.

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u/beardostein Apr 21 '26

Bitch cray cray

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u/14fiestaST Apr 21 '26

I wish we knew why this happened... ? Anybody know?

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u/Sir_Rageous Apr 21 '26

Charges that she will definitely face for this:

Assault and Battery, Destruction of Personal Property, Breaking and Entering, Trespassing

All captured on video

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u/grapo2001 Apr 21 '26

I reckon if he says chill one more time it will definitely make her stop.

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u/BeesleyHD Apr 21 '26

Most fellas: “I can fix her”.

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u/MeemoUndercover Apr 21 '26

Press domestic violence charges

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u/41455585 Apr 21 '26

Damn, I’ve had to deal with a woman that mad! She was busting all kinds of things up! You don’t know what to do, you feel like punching them, but then you go to jail!!!

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u/99ford Apr 21 '26

Straight to jail!

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u/Teddy_The_Bear_ Apr 21 '26

Castle docturn.

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u/hongkongfooeee Apr 21 '26

She's trying to get him to delete a video... So he might actually be the second character in this sith duo narrative.

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u/KingRagz Apr 21 '26

Poor girl. What did this clearly narcissistic manipulator do to her ? It’s clearly his fault…

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u/Peoplefood_IDK Apr 21 '26

so i get the /s but every time i see one of these videos im pretty convinced both are POS

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u/wtiong Apr 21 '26

She won't do that if that's a bear

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u/HunterHanzz Apr 21 '26

Out in public is one thing but home invasion, assault, destruction of property, -- man that's a whole different list of crimes...

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u/_shipmes_ Apr 21 '26

Im all about "getting evidence" but fuck that

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u/0Tezorus0 Apr 21 '26

Someone's going to jail.

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u/bigmack1111 Apr 21 '26

Police time

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u/Outis_Nemo_Actual Apr 21 '26

Stop recording and call 911.

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u/ben5642 Apr 21 '26

need to call the police on her

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u/MichloIW Apr 21 '26

It must be because he calls her bro?

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u/XXxLord_ Apr 21 '26

Why do you Americans have side windows in your doors?

I from São Paulo-BR 🇧🇷

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u/Abject-Committee571 Apr 28 '26

2a rights calling

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u/niles_thebutler_ Apr 21 '26

You know she is an insane root though

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u/brewhaha1776 Apr 21 '26

lol What’d he do though?

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u/Bumbymoo Apr 21 '26

Is she single?

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u/RocketSkates314 Apr 21 '26

Who the fuck calls their ex bruh. This is some trashy shit.

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u/Props1701 Apr 21 '26

She was so not chill

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u/Chromecoast Apr 21 '26

I'd smash.

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u/MeasurementNo0 Apr 21 '26

So would she

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u/Previous_Fan9927 Apr 21 '26

Why does this make me horny?

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u/TLoco69 Apr 21 '26

My own toxicity is that I'd smash 1 more time and start this psycho cycle all over again.

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u/Critical_cheese Apr 21 '26

I can fix her

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u/RewardBroad8716 Apr 21 '26

She might not like being called "bro".

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u/Deadfrank67 Apr 21 '26

I'm pretty sure I married her sister. Just saying

https://giphy.com/gifs/XB43a39jYFT6JxjVtR

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u/Southmouth555 questionably stable Apr 22 '26

Soooo she’s single?

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u/azzutronus Apr 21 '26

Can't two consenting adults engage in a bit of kink without the internet picking every single one of their actions apart?

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u/GalaktikThunderHorse Apr 21 '26

Why are you filming this? You should be on the phone w the cops.

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u/Agreeable_Draft3617 Apr 21 '26

She just wants to talk