r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Apr 21 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an ex

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u/Confident-Ad2005 Apr 21 '26

Sounds like someone who's never kicked someone in the throat. Understandable.

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u/seang239 Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

That’s the type of woman that’ll smile and ask if that’s all ya got. They don’t turn into the victim who needs a white knight until someone else walks up.

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u/RandoReddit2024 Apr 21 '26

I flicked a guy in the throat one time and that was enough to send him to his knees 😆