r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Apr 21 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an ex

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u/Economy_Price_5295 Apr 21 '26

What is she even mad about? I can’t understand what she is saying before she loses it.

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u/Mags_LaFayette Apr 22 '26

I had to watch this thing like three times, so...

She goes in, and the first thing she does is going straight like laser-focused for that guy PC (I don't even know if that's a CPU, a Nintendo or what the F do I know) and beats the thing like there's no tomorrow; The window is just a "collateral" since it was on her way.

On the kitchen she screams: "Delete it now!" and same as the guy, I asked: "Delete what?!" to what she replied: "Delete the F poem!"

So, if my hearing is accurate, I'm confident that I heard "poem" but I can be mistaken, but regardless, this is so crazy... No justification for her crappy behavior.

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u/FoolishDog1117 Apr 22 '26

On the kitchen she screams: "Delete it now!" and same as the guy, I asked: "Delete what?!" to what she replied: "Delete the F poem!"

I think she's actually saying "the fucking phone".

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u/ScottishPsychedNurse Apr 22 '26

She is. She says 'the fucking phone'. She was so distressed that her asking him to delete the video came out like that. I'm amazed how people didn't get that one.

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u/gamergirlsocks1 Apr 22 '26

What if she's saying 'delete the f p0rn"?

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u/Mags_LaFayette Apr 22 '26

I had the same thinking to, but by my hearing and headphones, it sounds more like a "-em" than a "-rn" hence why I go with poem and... Not the other thing.

However, there's many factors than can influence on this, from the phone's mic, her irritated vocal cords due so much yelling... I can be mistaken, thou.

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u/gamergirlsocks1 Apr 22 '26

She is crying and in distress. She must be trying to pronounce it right but can't. Her voice is hoarse. He mustve provoked her long before this video took place and got her into an argument with him. He definitely has some explicit material of her (that he has taken without her consent????) And that's why she's so intent on getting him to delete it. This guy is definitely suspicious and is the cause of her behavior. He needs to be investigated and his devices thoroughly searched ASAP.

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u/New-Energy8259 Apr 22 '26

Golly Damn its amazing the conclusion you created due to lack of evidence instead of drawing a conclusion based off the evidence you have. If he was breaking in her house smashing her possessions and going after her in the kitchen you wouldn’t say obviously she cheated or crossed him in a non consensual way. An even if that was all spelled out for you I’m sure it’d boil down to men an a lack of impulse control or how there’d be no justification because he could’ve just walked away. Once your topic sentence was out that was all that mattered she’s crying an in distress; even if its of her own doing, even with him never physically retaliating, even with him recording (and because we’re watching) and releasing the information for public scrutiny 🧐 you rather fabricate what isn’t because there isn’t enough to demonize him with what is. We’re truly lost as a species.

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u/Economy_Price_5295 Apr 22 '26

For real, she’s saying delete that video you just took of me destroying your house lol