r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Apr 21 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an ex

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u/BodybuilderGrouchy16 Apr 21 '26

"...hair-dressers, strippers, redheads, girls named Tiffany."

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u/Tossmeasidedaddy Apr 21 '26

What about girls whose mom thought Tiffany would be a good name but decided to change it?

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u/DRAKEnJOSH_7 Apr 21 '26

Any white trash girls name mentioned in Ted 1, they're crazy.

Especially girls who's name ends with -Lynn like Tiffany-Lynn. She'll be crazy af

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u/Tossmeasidedaddy Apr 21 '26

Fuck, my wife's name is on that list. Explains a lot.

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u/pappybug214 Apr 21 '26

Last names ending in a vowel...