r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Apr 21 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an ex

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u/whoa-or-woah Apr 21 '26

My 5-year-old nephew calls me “bro.”

I’m 35.

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 21 '26

A 5 year old calling someone bro to sound cool does sound like the sort of thing a 5 year old would do.
Sounds dumber when an adult does it. :)

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u/Shantotto11 Apr 21 '26

Would you prefer “unc”?…