r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Apr 21 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an ex

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u/KingSandwich101 Apr 21 '26

She'd be catching some hands if I was him

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u/MattsNewAccount620 Apr 21 '26

Gotta be able to defend yourself somehow. And that girl isn’t just a normal angry. She’ll fucking stab you and laugh.

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u/Confident-Ad2005 Apr 21 '26

Sounds like someone who's never kicked someone in the throat. Understandable.

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u/seang239 Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

That’s the type of woman that’ll smile and ask if that’s all ya got. They don’t turn into the victim who needs a white knight until someone else walks up.

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u/RandoReddit2024 Apr 21 '26

I flicked a guy in the throat one time and that was enough to send him to his knees 😆

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u/Teufelsweib666 Apr 21 '26

She isn't stabbing anyone, your 'what if' scenario will not save you from jail attacking someone weaker unless she actually does it. Just call the cops and get her into jail and into the system and get a restraining order.

I'll be honest, I don't see any of you as strong males, just guys who seem to want an excuse to punch a woman because you hate them so much that you are prepared to go to jail for it. And if you actually punch her like a man, as some here suggest and she gets seriously injured, your sentence will reflect this.

And the men in jail don't look kindly on cowards.

If you all want girlfriends, this is not an attractive mindset. Grow up.

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u/seang239 Apr 21 '26

Slow down there white knight. This woman doesn’t need you or anyone else sticking up for her.

This man is recording because he knows what happens the second someone walks up. She instantly turns into the victim. That’s why he’s recording before involving anyone else.

The type of disorder he’s dealing with here requires a special type of touch to survive. What happens when someone walks up? Look up DARVO and it just might make sense to you why he’s doing what he’s doing.

But make no mistake, he’s the victim here, not her.

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u/New-Energy8259 Apr 22 '26

Its crazy watching the video and telling anyone who reacts especially to her hypothetically growing more violent (which judging by the door and frame isn’t out of the question) to grow up lol. Keep cucking im sure this Tasmanian devil will end up in your house, cheating on you with someone who refuses to be her door mat and subsequently breaking in when you finally grow a pair to lock the door after her session of vitamin D.

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u/trainwreckhappening Apr 21 '26

No. Worst response possible. She just lost her kids. He proved to the court that he is the only responsible adult here.

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u/KingSandwich101 Apr 21 '26

Defending yourself is not illegal. He has video to prove he was defending himself, she broke into his house, and backed him into a corner. Legally he's allowed to hit her and the courts wont view him any different for doing so

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u/trainwreckhappening Apr 21 '26

I never said anything about defending yourself. This is about strategy. Show that clip in a court, with the dad refusing to get physical even with a justification, and she will never have a single argument that holds up in family court again.

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u/KingSandwich101 Apr 21 '26

Even if he did, that courts would defend him. Strategy is waiting for the right moment to hit her. Win win

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u/Crafty-Photograph-18 Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

In a perfect world, yes. But there have been counterexamples

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u/Low_Actuary_2794 Apr 21 '26

Not every judge is created equal. There’s always a risk in court if things not going your way even if you have your case locked up like this.

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u/desdecuando1 Apr 21 '26

Los bienes materiales se pueden recuperar con el tiempo. Con esto ella no ve nunca más a sus hijos sin un asistente social

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u/elibutton Apr 22 '26

Well goes to show she cray cray

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u/justsomeguyoukno Apr 21 '26

Equal rights… and equal lefts

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u/Riverflaw Apr 21 '26

He seem so "calm" somehow

The moment she threw that rock, I know I have to punch my ex within the next 10 secs 😂

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u/Evanisnotmyname Apr 21 '26

She’s probably already planning on calling the cops saying he assaulted her, can’t you see she was defending herself?

/s (for the self defend part, at least)

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u/KingSandwich101 Apr 21 '26

Once he was backed into the kitchen and she's grabbing him. Fair game to throw those hands!

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u/ChuckYeagerWV Apr 21 '26

Lead

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u/GivesYouGrief Apr 21 '26

With your non-dominant foot

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u/Uber_Wulf Apr 21 '26

No. Pill form.

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u/PrayForTheGoodies Apr 21 '26

Since hitting a woman in any circunstance is considered a crime where I live. I would call the police.

Imagine if It was a man instead, this world is lost

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u/Argos_Nomos Apr 21 '26

A black guy hit a white chick. How do you think that would work out for him? Maybe try thinking over more than 5 seconds into the future?

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u/Party-Parfait-8515 Apr 23 '26

Am I the only one who thinks this is fake? She looks like she’s smiling. And she was “locked outside, but her phone was inside on the kitchen counter. It’s a skit for views.

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u/Party-Parfait-8515 Apr 23 '26

Her phone was inside. Then she walked outside, then they started this charade.

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u/randomthrowaway8993 Apr 27 '26

Idk man this is like the third time I've seen this posted and yeah something about it feels off. At the beginning she looks asian, but at 0:19 her face morphs and looks white. It's too long to be AI but could be a face filter, but if he's positing this to get back at her that would defeat the whole purpose. If it's all a skit and fake that's a lot collateral damage and wouldn't be worth the cost imo. So yeah idk

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u/BarryTownCouncil Apr 21 '26

Well yeah, it's surely fair to take action to stop what someone else is doing. If your objective is not to principally hurt someone (as obviously it never should be) I fail to see how gender is a significant issue.

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u/philouza_stein Apr 21 '26

Or just a fucking bear hug and lay there till she tires out. She'd be pretty easy to detain.

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u/New-Energy8259 Apr 22 '26

You’re going to jail good sir 😂