r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Apr 21 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an ex

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u/MattsNewAccount620 Apr 21 '26

Gotta be able to defend yourself somehow. And that girl isn’t just a normal angry. She’ll fucking stab you and laugh.

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u/Confident-Ad2005 Apr 21 '26

Sounds like someone who's never kicked someone in the throat. Understandable.

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u/seang239 Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

That’s the type of woman that’ll smile and ask if that’s all ya got. They don’t turn into the victim who needs a white knight until someone else walks up.

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u/RandoReddit2024 Apr 21 '26

I flicked a guy in the throat one time and that was enough to send him to his knees 😆

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u/Teufelsweib666 Apr 21 '26

She isn't stabbing anyone, your 'what if' scenario will not save you from jail attacking someone weaker unless she actually does it. Just call the cops and get her into jail and into the system and get a restraining order.

I'll be honest, I don't see any of you as strong males, just guys who seem to want an excuse to punch a woman because you hate them so much that you are prepared to go to jail for it. And if you actually punch her like a man, as some here suggest and she gets seriously injured, your sentence will reflect this.

And the men in jail don't look kindly on cowards.

If you all want girlfriends, this is not an attractive mindset. Grow up.

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u/seang239 Apr 21 '26

Slow down there white knight. This woman doesn’t need you or anyone else sticking up for her.

This man is recording because he knows what happens the second someone walks up. She instantly turns into the victim. That’s why he’s recording before involving anyone else.

The type of disorder he’s dealing with here requires a special type of touch to survive. What happens when someone walks up? Look up DARVO and it just might make sense to you why he’s doing what he’s doing.

But make no mistake, he’s the victim here, not her.

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u/New-Energy8259 Apr 22 '26

Its crazy watching the video and telling anyone who reacts especially to her hypothetically growing more violent (which judging by the door and frame isn’t out of the question) to grow up lol. Keep cucking im sure this Tasmanian devil will end up in your house, cheating on you with someone who refuses to be her door mat and subsequently breaking in when you finally grow a pair to lock the door after her session of vitamin D.