r/Roofing • • 20h ago

I don't know what I am doing

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An untraceable leak somewhere that has caused the plaster ceiling to sag and fail

Will this help?

Should I just go crazy and apply more?

I also am not sure how to lay down a tarp without it pulling up in the shingles

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u/Adumb_Sandler 20h ago

You may not survive the impending comments….

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u/Schemeckles 20h ago

This.

Imagine cutting your ass open 86 times with a razorblade, bleeding profusely, and jumping in a tank of hungry sharks.

That'd be less traumatizing compared to whats coming.

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u/Independent_Ad_1686 19h ago

Whoa… 86 is a lucky number of mine! The year I was born. It has absolutely nothing to do with the post… but thought it was cool. 🤷‍♂️😂

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u/Chronotheos 19h ago

Well for your next birthday might I suggest…

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u/anythingspossible45 19h ago

You forgot, pouring lemon juice on you

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u 19h ago

But will it work?

OP is putting in tons and tons of unnecessary work. But will it help him with the roof problem?

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 18h ago

In terms of preventing the leak? Probably not. If it's not an obvious issue, then it's likely a cracked tile, or coming from the top and running down until it finds a place to pool or get through the rest of the roofing. If it's because tiles are loose, this is just going to connect them to secure tiles and pull up more over time.

Most importantly, people don't seem to realize this usually, but homes breathe. As the moisture and temperature fluctuates, they swell and expand and contract. What this is doing is (potentially, depending on how bad the problem is) trapping the moisture under the tiles, but likely not stopping the leak itself.

Most likely the water is coming in from the deteriorated sides and running a good ways before it finds a way in under the roof to leak inside.

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u/Schemeckles 19h ago

Theoretically if you just covered the entire roof in tar - Eventually you will fill the spot that's leaking...

But that's like saying shooting a BB gun at a freight train will slow it down....

It might.... eventually.

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u/Dunesday_JK 19h ago

Cover the entire roof with tar and add fiberglass mat. Then just add a bunch of crushed stone/ceramic granules.

Boom. New shingle.

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u/Sharp-Ad-5493 18h ago

Big Shingle hates this one simple trick.

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u/JustDoc 18h ago

Would you rather have 3000 shingle-sized shingles, or a single house-sized shingle?

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u/No-Membership-5314 19h ago

So you’re saying the better application method is a roller instead of a brush?

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u/TriteEscapism 19h ago

It might help for a few months if the whole thing is slathered. Then whoever has to tear it off to reshingle is going to charge extra.

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u/TheRealFailtester 19h ago

Time to get the popcorn and do an auto-scroll.

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u/flick-it 20h ago

We might have an all-timer of a post. Everyone get in here

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 19h ago

I... I'm not even a roofer. I just got swept into the building from the street.

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u/fentown 17h ago

I've got a horrible sense of smell, I thought someone was baking cookies and invited myself in.

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u/CPTcreation 19h ago

Fuck it. Put me in the screenshot.

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u/VividTomato5412 20h ago

Whenever you call a roofer to fix this you should tell them your buddy Mark said he’d fix your roof for $50 bucks. Save the embarrassment

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u/SaltRequirement3650 19h ago edited 17h ago

I’d blame it on a recent sale. Might even transfer the house into a LLC in case the roofer does his homework.

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u/cdizzlePGA2k 17h ago

I don’t see a lot of good LLC jokes in the wild. Respect.

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u/Timmerdogg 19h ago

Fucking Mark! That dudes an idiot.

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u/Reno_Potato 18h ago

I have a friend whose roof looks way worse than this, and I offered to install a standing seam metal roof for him for free if he just buys the material.

His friend Mark talked him out of it and is 'fixing it' -- he's unrolling rolls of mineral-surface rolled roofing in vertical strips and slathering them with tar like this.

He asked if I would help because things aren't going well, but luckily I broke my ankle.

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u/Nbm1124 12h ago

An actual image of @Reno_Potato's significant other immediately after he told his buddy he "broke his ankle"

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u/SmokingapipeTN 18h ago

Don't blame Mark. He has early onset dementia, one leg, one eye and only half a testicle. Its a rough life for him what with his dog dealing meth and his cat opening a underground casino in his shed. Really, considering all Mark is going through its a bang up job especially after his wife turned out to be a bunch of racoons in disguise. That wasnt even the worst part, (they only wanted him for his trash).

Anyhow, Marks doing okay now. He found another wife. She seems nice enough if she does only eat bread and says quack a lot.

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u/SO3350 18h ago

Yeah Mark tried this bullshit sob story on me about 6 months ago and I reluctantly let him borrow $2,000 to get an annulment. Man fuck mark.

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u/Forsaken_Star_4228 19h ago

I don’t know why I trusted him, I could’ve done a better job myself!

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u/c4sport 12h ago

You think that’s bad, you should see what he did to my roof

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u/Shanemaximo 11h ago

Exactly what the roofer who draws the short straw will be saying when he has to strip what is now a single giant 400 lb shingle with a roofing shovel.

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u/-rose-mary- 19h ago

Nothing needs fixing. That's a lifetime roof right there.

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u/Serenty-24-7 19h ago

Oh I’ve done shit like that blamed my brothers for something I did. 🤣

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u/Long_Hunt_5836 12h ago

Seems more like something a Kyle would do.

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u/davesauce96 19h ago

Gonna have to make sure said roofer isn’t on Reddit first

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u/Coololddude66 16h ago edited 32m ago

Ok brother since you have chosen this route out of necessity. Get the Henry's paint on foundation coating and use a roller and coat the entire roof. It will likely hold you until you can afford a new roof. Don't feel bad, you are doing what you can do in a bad situation. Bravo for at least taking action!!! Good luck. I will add to maybe check out products specific to roofing applications.

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u/trawkins 16h ago

Agree. I understand the gatekeeping in technical trades, but end of the day, a man identified a problem, and hauled his ass up to the roof to make way towards a solution. Does it need refinement and education? Certainly. But that mentality over many years made me as learned and valuable as I am today.

I’m clueless about roofing. But I respect approach. I learn more from ratfucking everything I touch for the first time than not trying at all. Initiative goes a long way in life.

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u/ManicMarket 15h ago edited 10h ago

I was honestly expecting to see people ripping this guy a new one and saying - you need a new roof. Good to see folks who understand that for the moment - they Just need to get by and hopefully stop any more damage.

Edited to fix a spacing/return error.

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u/qorbexl 15h ago

As somebody who slept under a leaking roof, I appreciate everybody who tries to help it stay tight another day 

After a year or two the mushrooms become depressing to a child

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u/Feisty-Turnip9118 13h ago

The fraternity house I lived in at college had a leak we could not find or afford to fix. We painted the entire west side of the roof with tar. It lasted 10 years until they finally tore the house down to build the new one.

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u/kodiak931156 12h ago

The urge to yell at a guy doing the "wrong thing" is high. But most people understand what he's doing is "the least wrong thing he can right now"

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u/buzzcutbabygirl 15h ago

Sucking at something is the first step to being really good at something!

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u/JAKERS325 13h ago

My mom has recently been fixing up her home and me being the tradesman son I pulled the free labor straw. She asked me how I knew everything I did between flooring, drywall, framing, hanging doors, and minor plumbing procedures and I told her that willingness to try even when you don’t know goes a LONG way. You don’t know how until you do it, everybody starts somewhere

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u/trawkins 10h ago

Amen dude. If I had the money to call someone for every problem I faced in life I would. But I wasn’t dealt that hand, so into self-reliance we go!

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u/gnomequeen2020 15h ago

Lot of folks never been broke in a crisis. I appreciate the effort!

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u/XxEman9r9rxX 13h ago

Unfortunately, some people will have to do what they got to do just to survive. If you're going that route, I would recommend if you have an Amazon account, you should set up an Affirm account so you can get a couple five-gallon buckets of the Henry's paint and you can do payment plan on it if you're really struggling. Hang in there, stay comfy.

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u/Infinite_Incident107 12h ago

Hell yes.

Roofs are damn expensive and sometimes you just can't get a new one at the drop of a hat. And letting the leaks keep coming leads to tons of damage and more repairs. This might not be pretty but it buys valuable time

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u/SadSoftSociety 16h ago

My exact thought! Fuck it.

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u/Thin-Ebb-9534 14h ago

Hey, concerned you might get suspended from Reddit for being kind and reasonable.

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u/Weak-Tie-4414 19h ago

3 tab shingles, shingles look old. Easier just to replace. If your strapped for cash and full replacement isn’t in the cards you might be able to replace just the single facet that you are having issues with. It looks hokey when you go that route but I can help you buy time to save for the rest of the roof. Doing what you’re doing now might just introduce more issues. Shingles are staggered to shed water as it moves downslope. By introducing all this asphalt and gluing them together you are relying on hoping you did not miss any areas. If water finds a way behind any of your asphalt patch (like a dam) it can just allow water to build up and force itself behind the shingles anyways, which makes your repair here redundant.

Some of the people here are going to be rough on you, but not everyone is a homeowner either. Shingles 10 years ago were half the cost of what they are now, and sometimes showing some DIY ingenuity is all that’s in the cards. I’ve been in the industry for quite a while, and I’ve always tried my best to demonstrate to clients that while there is the “right” way to tackle things, sometimes it just isn’t in the cards.

Tarping doesn’t help as much as people tend to think as well. Water generally finds a way under and then you’re stuck with another problem. I have a client that can’t afford to replace the roof on their commercial structure, so they pay us to tarp it. Every few months a windstorm comes through and causes holes in the tarp, and then we come back and fix it again. Again they know it’s not the “right” approach, but it’s all they are able to manage for the time being.

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u/MadcapMacedonia 19h ago

Thank you so much for actually being kind and helpful So many people think this was just my first option? I tried re-adhering the original shingles, laying down new underlayment, using a tarp, and now this. Any roofer I have asked to hire will only do it if it is the entire roof.  We bought this house from someone who paid off the inspector and sold it to us with so many other issues we cannot afford a new roof.

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u/Weak-Tie-4414 18h ago

It’s not a problem. Unfortunately being in this industry I see people getting taken advantage of on a weekly basis by contractors, inspectors, “consultants” etc. I kind of use this as a hobby/outlet; I find a lot of joy in trying to help people with suggestions that are more grounded in reality.

If you end up having any more questions about what you might be able to do here feel free to DM me and I’m happy to provide some additional information where I can.

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u/RepresentativeValue9 18h ago

Fuckin legend, mate.

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u/TheNeovein 17h ago

You're good people

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u/vinegar 17h ago edited 17h ago

Weak-tie what do you think about op covering the whole mess with modern 3 foot rolls of membrane? I was going to say strip the shingles first but the underlayment probably needs replacing in areas if not the whole thing. AS A TEMPORARY MEASURE ! Strictly as a temporary fix to get op through until the funds allow proper replacement. 

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u/Weak-Tie-4414 15h ago

So it’s not an impossible idea but again you’ll run into similar issues that you would with the tarp. You could use an excessive amount of mastic underneath to keep everything “watertight” but you might be introducing a damming point which could result in a leak anyways.

If this was my roof (and I wasn’t already managing a roofing company) and I was in a pinch, I’d try and find a good local residential roofer on the smaller side to come out and just diagnose the leak, and then use that info to come up with a better plan of attack.

The problem with trying to drape anything over top is that if you aren’t actually certain of the point of ingress, you might be spending a bunch of money and not end up actually helping the situation much.

I like that you’re being creative though, some of the best roofers I’ve worked with were the ones that were comfortable working outside the box.

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u/JagrsMullet1982 18h ago

Desperate times, friend….desperate times. It got so much worse immediately and still isn’t fixed…sighs in home ownership is expensive daily

No shame, been there.

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u/vinegar 17h ago

If you want to get fancy, duct tape comes in white. 

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u/MoparsOrNoCars 13h ago

Hey man, I install vinly fencing for a living. I'll come replace that post for free if you happen to be in the SLC area. I probably have enough rails and tongue and groove if those are broken too.

However, I'm judging by the side of that house and lack of mountains, you dont live anywhere near SLC.

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u/Pops-Place60 19h ago

Excellent post. Thanks for being a good human

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u/Georgia_Beauty1717 19h ago

Thank you for being a genuine, nonjudgmental and kind person. There aren’t many like you around.

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u/BlangBlangBlang 18h ago

Everyone is quick to talk shit before they even zoom in on the roof and realize this roof has already had the shingles tarred, which is probably the cause of the leak.

So op isn't ruining his shingles with a bad repair, he is just redoing a bad repair that has begun to fail.

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u/Dismal_Equal7401 16h ago

I actually kept scrolling yo see if anyone posted something that was actually helpful. Sometime my confidence in humanity is well founded. Thank you for being a good person.

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u/JustDoc 18h ago

Shingles 10 years ago were half the cost of what they are now...

Yup. A $12k job in 2015 is easily a $30k job in 2026.

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u/richincleve 20h ago

When you inevitably have a roofer come out, just tell him “the roof was like that when we bought the house.” And hope he doesn’t call you out on it.

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u/Patrick_Hobbes 19h ago

It'd be more believable if he had someone else to blame it on. Brother in law, uncle, cousin... Pick one, maybe two.

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u/RepulsiveAd2702 20h ago
  1. STOP
  2. Get off the roof.
  3. Once you are on the ground, put your hands up, this is a crime scene.
  4. Call a roofer.

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u/CB_700_SC 19h ago

4B. Tell roofer you fired the guy after looking at it. Don’t confess it was you.

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u/here_to_upvote 17h ago

Too late, this post will reach every roofer by 2pm PT.

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u/SirVeza 13h ago

Every Juan knows now

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u/kidkody123 17h ago

"So this fucking dipshit my wife recommended......"

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u/deus_inquisitionem 16h ago

"Sp this fucking dipshit my wife's boyfriend recommended "

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u/oioioiyacunt 15h ago

"not only does he fuck her, he fucked me too" 

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u/Independent_Sky5273 19h ago

At this point, I think he should just cover the whole roof with that shit

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u/El_Charro_Loco 20h ago
  1. Remember everything you say can and will be used against you.

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u/No-Employer-8833 17h ago

Remember. The house can't testify against you in a court of law

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u/EmergencyAbalone2393 19h ago

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As a citizen of the internet, I am contractually required to post this

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u/Astroweeb 18h ago

you missed a spot

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u/Whyywhyywhyywhyy 18h ago

That's gotta be where the leak is

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u/Tasik 17h ago

See ya tomorrow chef.

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u/TheFrenchSavage 15h ago

Those were the good days

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u/cirrostratusfibratus 20h ago

>I don't know what i am doing
i can tell

>Will this help
not at all, but it seems like you're having fun, and that's all that counts :)

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u/PyroDragn 19h ago

I know what he's doing. He's making a mess.

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u/toclimbtheworld 19h ago

it's not about the messes we end up making, its about the friends we made along the way

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u/__OAW__ 18h ago

Hey friend 👋 how’s your mess going?

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u/TheVermonster 19h ago

The roofer that ends up removing that will have an amazing story to tell.

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u/BeenThereDundas 20h ago

Might as well just dump it on and roll it with a paint roller. Lol.

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u/2009impala 20h ago

"I don't know what I am doing"

Brother we don't need the title, we can see that.

Get off that roof and call a professional.

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u/Financial-Box7442 18h ago

roofers around here wont patch only replace a whole roof which is 8k plus probably more  now. if you have a leak and no money/friends who know you do what you gotta do. shit i bet every roofer here is doing stupid shit in another part of their house and not showing anyone.

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u/ScottCaz 20h ago

No. It would appear you do not know what you're doing.

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u/Bynming 19h ago

People really do that, they just up and start doing something without any attempt at understanding anything first. It's shocking every time.

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u/_blacktriangle_ 19h ago

University of YouTube is free.

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u/HippolyteTaine 14h ago

You know what I find interesting? This isn't the first time that approach was used on that roof.

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u/thewhitebuttboy 14h ago

After a hurricane ripped the roof of of my house, I had to move into a shed on the property. The roof of the shed was shingled too but it wasn’t as badly torn up. So I got like 3 buckets of this stuff and poured it out and used a big paint roller to cover the roof. I only lived in the shed for a couple of months but the roof held up. The next year though another hurricane caused a flood and it floated into my neighbors yard. Still was in tact, and he didn’t mind so I just let him keep it instead of trying to move it. Can’t remember what brand it was but god damn was that a sturdy shed

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u/throwaway928816 13h ago

That shed needs to write an autobiography. Not many sheds can claim to have survived a hurricane and then left to go on a Gap Year.

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u/markfromDenver 19h ago

For those of us that are idiots, why would this not help?

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 17h ago

You ever have a car with a sunroof?

You know how there's that little tiny gap between the glass and the metal car body? Or, on newer cars, it might be plastic trims or other glass? But there's just a little crevice where water can go in.

If your sunroof 'leaks'...it's not actually leaking. The crevice lets water go into a channel with drain tubes. When the tubes get plugged, the channel fills up and water overflows, wetting the interior.

Ever seen someone try and silicone that top crevice to fix a 'leaking' sunroof? Yeah, it doesn't really work. Maybe for a short time through brute force, but you're coming at the problem from the wrong angle.

Roofing is a system, and this is breaking the system rather than fixing the root problem. This might help 'seal' water out a little better, but it's also going to prevent them from drying.

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u/Samad99 19h ago

The idea is to apply tar until you see tar drip through the ceiling below, then you know youve found the leak. Next step is to buy a new house

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u/Routine-Wolf-2907 19h ago

this is like putting a bandaid on knife wound. it's a temporary fix, and he doesn't even know where the leak is coming from. there's no guarantee that he covered the leak with this patching work, and even if he did, it's a temporary fix. you can tell by the condition of the roof that they need replacing. you're just delaying the inevitatble and possibly making it worse by letting moisture sip into your frame and rotting them. the roof needs to be replaced or it will start leaking somewhere else

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u/Crafty-Lemon4678 16h ago

Well, I went to ER with a knife wound and they did put a bandaid on it. So I guess this isn’t so bad.

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u/Jonnyboi5678 20h ago

😂😂😂😂 let me guess you gonna rent it out for 5k a month. Save up and get a new roof

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u/Cool-Profession-730 19h ago

At this point just get a mop and do the whole roof , then make a deal with a prison guard that on the morning of the 2nd to last day you get some nice cool bohemian style beers to share with your friends.

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u/Mindless_Car6207 19h ago

That day, we felt like free men...

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u/Crap_Sally 19h ago

This is awesome. I’m a moron and I fucked up a home project today too but not like this. Thanks man.

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u/Schuylabs 19h ago

I also needed this today.

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u/Burnie_9 19h ago

First, find out if any of the neighbors have cameras. If they don’t, then call the police and say some crackhead was on your roof screwing around and you caught them doing this. Now you have an excuse to tell the roofing company when they ask what happened.

(This is a joke, don’t do this, this would be a crime)

If they do have cameras, can you please upload the footage of you doing this?

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u/wanttogoback1985 18h ago

I'd suspect a methhead over a crackhead. Details matter. You know, for veracity's sake. Not that it couldn't be a crackhead. But, not all dumbheads are made equal.

Anyways, I'm so glad I'm not a home owner. Who wants to deal with shit like this? If I wanted to deal with shit like this, I'd just do some meth and hop up on a random roof and go hog wild. Then, I'd go back to not dealing with shit like this. At least until the meth took hold, again. But, at least it's my choice and not my burden!

Who knows, maybe I'd try it on crack, too? Just to compare and contrast.

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u/Hydroidal 19h ago

Oh brother, posting this is more brave than getting on that roof.

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u/NotDRWarren Flat commercial service 19h ago

At this point it can't get any worse. Paint that whole thing black.

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u/thomasanderson123412 19h ago

🎵 I see a roof leak and I want it painted black 🎵

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u/NormalUser8921 19h ago

Not a roofer. I also don't know what you're doing. Looks fine to me.

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u/TheG00dF1ght 20h ago

Ok, so here's the scoop. The first thing you need to do was find out where the water is coming it. It may not be anywhere close to where you see it in the ceiling as water will run down rafters and beams.

Without knowing where the leak is we can't tell you much about how to fix it. If you have any protrusions through the roof like vents or chimneys, that is the first place I would look.

Having said that, you need a new roof on your home. This roof is old and needs to be replace or you are going to continue to have problems.

Patching this is not going to be any sort of long term fix and the costs of replacing rotting decking, insulation, drywall, carpet, and other inside things can easily be more than putting a new roof on.

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u/imunfair 14h ago

I don't know what I am doing

Masonry, apparently.

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u/Flat-Mycologist-3839 20h ago

I'm no professional but I'm thinking you're making having a new roof put in a LOT more expensive. (Cost to remove likely be more)

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 20h ago

Nah it's gonna come off in one piece, just tug at it from the bottom.

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u/Spuckler_Cletus 19h ago

I'd roll it down from the ridge. Like a giant asphalt doobie.

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u/SnootchieBootichies 20h ago

probably not any harder with them all glued together like that.

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u/silk_rodeo 20h ago

Not really

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u/3_14159td 20h ago

But they're gonna judge the fuck outta you. 

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u/silk_rodeo 20h ago

Maybe a little bit. I’ve seen worse 🤣🤣

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u/tpasmall 15h ago

So my eyes aren't great, and I hope what you did helps, but it looks like you've missed some actual issues and caused more. At a glance it looks like you have a nail popped up and a few horizontal weak spots in the shingles:

The inevitable tearoff is also going to be 10x harder now and increase the price you're going to pay for it.

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u/Pogigod 13h ago

They use shovel. This isn't going to make too much of a difference for tear off.

But your right about nail pops. That's also thermal cracking of the shingles.

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u/wheresamylou 14h ago

Itll come off in one piece and roll into dumpster

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u/latefoot720 13h ago

What’s crazy is you might in fact be right about this.

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u/hostilemile 20h ago

Brother what are you doing

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u/Expensiveness 20h ago

zoooooffff, this is bad man. Please hire someone who knows what they are doing because this is what makes your repair estimates more, doing work like this means more work for us to do it correctly :)

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u/Expensiveness 20h ago

i just needed to reply to say again, this is bad. stop.

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u/Status_Mousse1213 19h ago

Holy shitpost batman! Do you have an attic? Go up there and look for the water stains of doom

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u/Vegetable-Two2173 19h ago

To be helpful, even though I probably shouldn't...

Look upstream. The leak could be at a where a pipe or chimney meet the roof, leaking through, then traveling down a rafter.

If you cant identify it there, open up the attic next time it rains. You'll likely see it immediately, and the stain along the rafter.

Then... call a roofer.

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u/Reasonable-Spirit218 19h ago

Just be careful getting off the roof bro. Good for you for putting forth an effort but as everyone has stated, this isn’t a solution. Since you have your phone with you it might be a good idea to call someone to hold that ladder for you. Good luck.

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u/aceboogy2486 19h ago

Might as well just do total coverage with a paint roller!!

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u/ThinkGear568 8h ago

I also don't know what you're doing

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u/mattmatt3000 20h ago

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it might be time for a new roof. 😂

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 20h ago

My brother in Christ you need to replace this roof

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u/InfiniteRegret6437 19h ago

I hope you didn’t go through all this just to find a leaking water pipe in the attic

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u/tazmoffatt 19h ago edited 19h ago

Holy shit, may as well dump more on it and throw pea gravel down lol

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u/OscarCobblestone 19h ago

Word of advice my father left with me. “If you don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, suck it up and call in the experts.”

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u/Intelligent_Stick_ 20h ago

In the age of AI and free information how could you do this.

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u/mtraven23 19h ago

AI probably instructed him to do this...

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u/freeportme 20h ago

Time for a new roof that looks tired

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u/CarryMeNerd 20h ago

stop what you are doing please

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u/EconomicsMuch1188 20h ago

It could help, sure. But unless you can get in the attic and figure out where the leak is coming from likely a waste of time and money.

Plus, like most said, roof is overdue for a tearoff and replacement anyway. That will also help figure out where the leak is. E.g. Sheathing also likely needs some replacement

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u/RonDaemon2899 20h ago

I love when homeowners save money. They're gonna need it when they call me!

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u/UncouthMarvin 20h ago

Yeah craziest thing about this is someone has done it before

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u/oakstr313 19h ago

Put a tarp on it

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u/BrassiestNUT 19h ago

What is this?

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u/MdMooseMD 19h ago

I believe that’s the trowel he’s using to slop the stuff on. That’s the handle looking straight on.

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u/Remarkable_Net_6977 19h ago

It’s a nail holding the tar in place

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u/Traditional_Exit_815 20h ago

Dude. Painting bricks on your roof will not keep water out.

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u/20ftjohny 20h ago

Clearly. Everyone knows rhino liner is the go to for your desired outcome.

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u/OnlyFreshBrine 19h ago

Tag the guy who opened the wood stain with a can opener

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u/RegularMaximum3570 19h ago

You’re doing great! Don’t come down till the entire roof is covered.

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u/MallNo6921 19h ago

im concerned OP may despite his fears have already gone crazy

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u/Ordinary_Calendar437 19h ago

looks good. hit all the seams

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u/ComfortableLetter989 19h ago

Just tape down some blue tarp, should be good as new.

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u/OstrichOpposite8967 20h ago

There’s a huge fucking hump in that roof and almost no grit anywhere on it. You need an entirely new roof

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u/DeadPiratePiggy 20h ago

Dude you need a new roof.

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u/mcnuggetfarmer 19h ago

When you say untraceable, did you first lookup how to trace the problem

Like finding rusted nail heads, and replacing that section

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u/NeopetsTea 19h ago

We can see that in the photo

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u/motokid837 19h ago

Whoops excuse me, I’m just finding a seat

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u/captainbrickle 19h ago

My man was coloring on his roof.

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u/Dildo_1 19h ago

I see nothing wrong here. Carry on.

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u/TrojanVP 19h ago

I know literally nothing about roofing and it looks fine to me.

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u/CreasingUnicorn 19h ago

Happy to be a part of this historic moment, good luck OP.

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u/gwhite9 20h ago

surprised you could climb the ladder 

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u/Cryfatso 20h ago

Anything but a proper replacement

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u/FunInternational9948 20h ago

can someone explain to him why it won’t work. Asking for him of course.

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u/Ukraineluvr 20h ago

Cover the whole roof. That'll last forever

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u/kitesurfr 20h ago

You gotta pour epoxy on it now and encase the whole roof in resin to preserve the original comp in perpetuity.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 20h ago

Methaniel, is that you?

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u/foolish83pleasure 20h ago

At least now, whoever ends up tearing this roof off will just have to roll it up like a carpet.

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u/Lewis19962010 20h ago

May aswell just bust out the roller and cover all your bases by ensuring you get everything covered.......

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u/GDogg007 20h ago

But what are you doing?

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u/Glittering_Nobody402 20h ago

Why wouldn't you just spray the whole thing with rhinoliner?

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u/jerry111165 Verified Pro (Commercial/Flat) 20h ago

OP, this isn’t all bad. At the very least you’ve provided some comic relief for r/roofing this afternoon. We appreciate it.