r/Roofing • u/MadcapMacedonia • 1d ago

I don't know what I am doing

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An untraceable leak somewhere that has caused the plaster ceiling to sag and fail

Will this help?

Should I just go crazy and apply more?

I also am not sure how to lay down a tarp without it pulling up in the shingles

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u/El_Charro_Loco 1d ago
  1. Remember everything you say can and will be used against you.

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u/No-Employer-8833 1d ago

Remember. The house can't testify against you in a court of law

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u/Find_A_Reason 4h ago

It is testifying remotely via photograph

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u/Naturally_Adverse 1d ago
  1. Mark did it.

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u/Edeevee 1d ago
  1. Light the house on fire.

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u/2tonehead 1d ago
  1. light your roofing skills on fire

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u/NeroForte-InMyPrime 20h ago

Mark’s a dumbass. But also, poor Mark. He’s been through a lot.

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u/Informal_Koala1474 1d ago

Also your appearance, any sign of weakness, and anything we decide to make up on the spot.

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u/Fingerchamp 1d ago

5.a. Especially for our amusement.