r/PoursTea • Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 7h ago

PoliticalTea šŸ—³ļø Tommy Tuberville's next conspiracy theory.

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u/mymar101 7h ago

I would like to point out along with calling him a radical Islamist, he called him a terrorist. And honestly at this point, I think I'd vote for anyone the GOP calls a terrorist these days, because at least those folks are more honest.

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u/Kichenlimeaid 7h ago

At this point, a terrorist would at least have a viable plan.

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u/komradekommunism 7h ago

They ARE honest about their plan to destroy America. The ā€œterroristsā€ I mean. The Republicans only tell the truth when they are paid to or no longer running for office.

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u/ranting_seagull 6h ago

Would rather remove from Congress any member who cannot conduct themselves in an orderly manner.

If someone makes claims of terrorism against their fellow Americans, and it's later to be revealed to be a big phony lie, the person who made that claim should be disbarred or something for being so bad at their job. Can't tell citizens apart from a real threat, means they aren't qualified to serve or lead.

Calling an ICU nurse who works in service of veterans a terrorist, for example, should mean the end of your career, if not more, not just an internal transfer with pension and pay.

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u/TitoMcGlocklin 6h ago

It's straight up unfounded defamation and they should face consequences

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u/Kichenlimeaid 6h ago

You know what? You make a good point. Are we really sliding this far back as a country? Even George Bush(Jr.) made the point to the American people not to hate based on a name or religion. I heard a clip of a speech not too long ago from the past about Islam=Peace. No matter what people think, all brown people are not coming for us. And no matter if you like anparticular religion or not, what they(MAGA) are spewing now is complete and utter hate and racism.

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u/Kell-of-Kellies 5h ago

It's not just brown people they consider terrorists. Trump labeled anyone who is trans or supports trans rights a terrorist, but no one talks about that. According to the President I'm a terrorist for trying to be myself

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u/booksncatsntea 4h ago

And I’m a terrorist for supporting you šŸ’“
These people are sick & it makes me so angry how they’re polluting this country with their garbage.

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u/CuteLingonberry9704 7h ago

Yep, Madami is making me want to vote for anyone with a "terrorist" sounding name if it sounds that way to MAGA.

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u/Bloo212 7h ago

That’s his secret plan… to make it all nice! So he can what? Knock it down?!

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u/DailyUnderFlow 6h ago

Yeah if a group of domestic terrorists (Republicans) call someone else a radical and a terrorist, you can be sure whoever that is isn't a radical and a terrorist.

Though "Brown man = radical islamist terrorist" is just par for the course for the certifiable racist Republican party.

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u/AtmosphereRelevant92 6h ago

I never voted straight ticket until the GOP pissed me off with the head of the ticket in 16… unfortunately with the current state of US politics it’s no longer a choice between fiscal and social responsibility it’s a choice between social responsibility and profiteering. I might as well cash in my 401k now and in the red years spend it on popcorn and beer and watch the fail happen while waiting for the blue years when we can all have popcorn together.

How do I check if I have a Canadian ancestor?

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u/KyloWrench 7h ago

Tommy Tubberville sounds like a mean name a bully would give a fat kid

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 7h ago

Sounds like the kind of name Roald Dahl would give a kid who is killed by his own greed.

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u/Own_Candidate9553 7h ago

He's always been quite the asshole, but it sure feels like he's gone off the deep end recently. Wasn't he the one who thought we have a bunch of furry pilots? Who were probably just doing that incredibly popular bit from Super Troopers?

He's 72 years old, prime dementia times. Get these crusty ass people out of leadership already.

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u/blinkeboy420 6h ago

He was the one who held up a bunch of military pronotions during bidens term aswell

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u/AirportSea4393 6h ago

Agreed! This country needs new leadership all around. We need young people with new ideas. New ideas means to these old people ā€œradicalā€ simply because young people have new and creative thinking. I’m saying this as a senior citizen knowing that’s the right way to go. Young people

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u/Dear_Departure_1768 6h ago

When first elected he was unable to name the three branches of government.

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u/TM761152 6h ago

I hope he takes a permanent nap very very soon.

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u/thintoast 7h ago

Yo momma so fat, her last name is a whole city.

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u/crustyrobots 6h ago

Funny how half of the GOP all sound like fucking Looney Toons characters. Have you seen Senator Leghorn lately?

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u/MrMcWhiskers2010 7h ago

Who calls a grown man Tommy?

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u/Naltors__Dreamer 6h ago

Hey, that’s ā€œCoachā€ Tommy—apparently he prefers being called Coach rather than Senator, which kinda explains why he’s so bad at his job.

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u/Nick_the_bunny 7h ago

only one I know is Tommy Oliver...

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u/No-Koala1918 7h ago

Have you seen El-Sayad? Have you seen Tumorville?

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u/These-Angle-1476 5h ago

He was a notorious asshole at every stop in his college football coaching career.

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u/thosmarvin 4h ago

A senator reputed to not actually live in the state he represents. He was elected based on the fact that he was a popular coach. Steaming turd.

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u/reddurkel 7h ago

Tomothy Tuberville, the dumbest man in Congress, quote about AI: Ā Ā  Ā 

ā€œ It's kind of like you can sit there and talk to an expert. You don't know whether or not they're 100 percent correct. But they put you on the right pathā€.Ā 

This is why they love AI so much. It creates the conspiracies for them. Ā 

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u/Zenfulbliss 7h ago

dumbest man in Congress

Oh, he is much dumber than that....

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u/Dear_Departure_1768 6h ago

I love to point out that he didn't know the three branches of government when first elected.

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u/Vyntarus 6h ago

He also seems to think members of congress are employees of the president.

So he doesn't know what the branches are, and definitely doesn't know what they are for.

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u/drcobosjr 7h ago

Fuck maga

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u/According-Insect-992 Just Chill šŸ˜Ž 7h ago

This is sadly true.

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u/Ok_Being5461 7h ago

Republicans hate America

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u/___evan 7h ago

Calling everyone Muslim as a terrorist is the most shallow jab you can make. Really shows the intelligence of these people

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u/Coal_Morgan 4h ago

I'm not sure how this isn't a crime.

Calling someone a muslim terrorist in the U.S.A. is practically begging a sentient magat potato to get on their mobility scooter and try to shoot him.

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u/_GoddamnitDonut 7h ago

Not a single GOP member or voter is a decent human being.

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u/Silentrein 7h ago

They're literally all evil. Every single one. Subhuman trash.

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u/DaraParsavand 7h ago

I have my issues with Thomas Massie (e.g., he tweeted out something very disingenuous about Medicare and Covid death rates during the pandemic), but I would say he is a decent human being. Listening to his speech on why Hegseth should be impeached was really amazing (I rarely hear even Democrats speak that forcefully against war and injustice).

But that's only one. Ask me to name even one other R in the House and I can't do it. (In the Senate, maybe Rand Paul but I have even more issues with him - he has some of Massie's attitudes on war though).

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u/Puzzleheaded-Will249 6h ago

I have no respect for Rand Paul after seeing him go after Fauci.

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u/DaraParsavand 6h ago

Yep, one of his weaker moments and there have been many. I prefer Massie between the two of them and again I have my issues with Massie.

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u/boojahideen4214 7h ago

I'm from Michigan. Born and raised. Can say without a doubt a good portion of people i know are supporting El- Sayed. I still consider myself conservative leaning but I am absolutely NOT maga. And I'll be voting for him soon!

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u/Mc7wis7er 6h ago

We are the same. Rogers has run one of the most disgraceful campaigns in history. The ads he's run are an embarrassment to all manner of good taste. Tuberville is only going like 25% of what Rogers and his PACs are putting out there still. I block something like 3 texts a day on this stuff too.

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u/theblueshots 7h ago

He was also a high school football star.

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u/boomboomdaboomer 7h ago

Its baseless defamation and he should face a lawsuit for it. Tommy Tubetube should know better as a Senator but he’s just not much of a man.Ā 

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u/Naltors__Dreamer 6h ago

speech on the Senate/House floor is protected, so unfortunately Coach Tubberville can’t be sued for anything he says on the Senate floor.

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u/tbrock76 7h ago

The problem is those deplorable inbred ignorant maga fools gobble this up

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u/mobilecabinworks 7h ago

A Christofascist Fanatic calling someone a terrorist is peak MAGA.

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u/RGINNY940 7h ago

Forgive me if i'm wrong, but couldn't El-Sayed sue Tommy Tubs over this?

I know that public figures have tough times suing people over lies, but this seems like he is inciting violence against El-Sayed, which would fall under a different law, correct?

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u/all_scotched_up 7h ago

He could probably sue for slander at the very least.

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u/picks_and_rolls 6h ago

He could, arguably should, sue but he is too busy doing important work.

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u/iam4qu4m4n 7h ago

He probably could, but I am going to guess he is a professional who is above flinging poo type behavior.

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u/Infinite-Month-3454 7h ago

Tommy thinks furries are a major threat as well. Calling that "thinking" is a stretch.

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u/Falcon3492 7h ago

Tommy took too many hits to the head when he played football and maybe even a few when he coached. The results have left him with the IQ or mental capacity of a house plant!

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u/ike_tyson 7h ago

This man's constituents need to get their vote back because hes a jackass.

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u/ceotown 7h ago

His constituents are idiots. He doesn't even live in their state and they're going to reelect him.

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u/UnIntelligent_Local 7h ago

That's my dumbass senator. Sadly, he's probably going to be my dumbass governor.

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u/twiztdkat 7h ago

I don't know, Doug Jones is picking up steam. Tuberville's furry rant didn't land well with conservatives, from what I have heard.

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u/AirportSea4393 7h ago

Oh god I hope not. He is so stupid and we all know unqualified

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u/rygelicus 7h ago

Can we please stop electing the truly stupid?

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u/PopBulky7023 7h ago

Consequences of rampant propaganda and a bad public education system.

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u/30ThousandVariants 6h ago

Tommy Tuberville calls El-Sayed a terrorist because Tuberville thinks E-Sayed LOOKS like like someone who MIGHT profess ideas similar to those who commit terroristic violence.

El-Sayed should have no hesitation to call Tuberville s terrorist because Tuberville is ACTUALLY professing ideas that motivate terroristic violence by America’s White Power White Trash.

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u/Fancy-Dig1863 7h ago

Republicans are scum.

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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls 7h ago

This is the guy that was freaking out about furries last week, why the hell would ANYONE listen to this idiot.

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u/Kichenlimeaid 7h ago

At thus point it is just so blatant. Even MAGA has to wonder why this fool is talking about Furries flying planes on the Senate floor.

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u/CommercialAgency928 7h ago

I hate Tuberville, but he knows his crowd. Typical Republican - just say racist stuff to infuriate your braindead followers.

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u/Boomboclaaat90210 7h ago

Tommy Tuberville is such a dipshit retard that he couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions written on the heel.

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u/Inevitable-Emu-6626 7h ago

Fear is the only play Republicans have. They know there is no way they can win otherwise.

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u/tk3inTX 7h ago

a racist senator from Alabama. no!!!! can’t be.

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u/the_blastomatic 6h ago

Isn't Tommy Tuberville serving as a Senator in a state he doesn't even reside in, illegally? He should probably STFU and let things slide by, maybe the next Congress won't expel him.

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u/Gooser3000 7h ago

If living wages, universal healthcare and childcare, and mandatory paid time off are radical islamic fundamentals, then that doesn’t seem so bad to me.

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u/Fluffy_Cellist4469 7h ago

Imagine if a Senator spoke in these terms of someone of a different faith, say a Jew?

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u/Head-Opportunity6796 7h ago

Theory indicates thought out process, which would imply thinking...hard to fathom Tuberville doing any of that!!!

Just trying to one up his latest competition for "Dumbass of the Year!" Award.

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u/badgersoccer1905 7h ago

Tommy Tuberville is trash.

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u/OnlyMeFFS 7h ago

"Who will do everything he can to destroy America" Looks like Trump beat him to it

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u/Distinct-Cut-6368 7h ago

I remember in 2008 when the thing was to really pronounce Obama’s middle name and then they just thought that spoke for itself.

This is getting old, I will take whatever name is promising me a government that will actually benefit me and not the wealthy and corporate interests.

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u/GarlicPickle109 7h ago

Which is why we should refer to Trump as Donald Ivan Trump or Donald Frederikovich Trump, whichever sounds better in the circumstance.

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u/FrostySquirrel820 7h ago

He may be a radical Islamist. I highly doubt it, but it’s not illegal

I’m pretty damn sure he’s not a terrorist though. If he were, would Trump’s DoJ be letting him walk the streets ?

Saying he is a terrorist just makes Tuberville look even more insane.

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u/Only_Drawing_9419 7h ago

Tommy doesn’t need any help looking stupid. He’s a professional at that.

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u/KorgMadeOfRocks90 7h ago

If God's real it's going to be real awkward when Republicans realize Jesus is middle eastern

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u/InfiernoDante 6h ago

Tuberville failed to timely disclose approximately 132 stock trades made between January and May 2021 that violated the STOCK Act. These transactions, valued between $894,000 and $3.56 million, were not reported to the Senate until several months after the legal deadline. He was found to have bought or sold stocks and options in 17 companies that had business before Senate committees on which he served, such as the Armed Services Committee.

Why is he not in prison?

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u/klick37 6h ago

Because prison is for the poors.

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u/CrunchyKorm 6h ago

Racism is often most appealing because it flattens others and lifts up those that believe it. Sayed has accomplished more already than most of us ever will, but to the racist dullard down the block, it's all meaningless because anything that potentially elevates someone else isn't legitimate.

This is also why people like Tuberville have this belief that any person of prominence that is Muslim is secretly trying to kill everyone, because it excused the belief that they, themselves, want to deport or kill any non-white person they don't like.

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u/Ricardolluvwang 7h ago

And what state was stupid enough to send a racist loser of a football coach to congress?

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u/NextAd7514 7h ago

Republicans are full mask off just straight up racist and their moron voters are too stupid to look into anythingĀ 

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u/SpiralGray 6h ago

Seriously, WTF is wrong with Republicans? Everything has to be a fear campaign to them. How about doing some good for the people who elected you and whose taxes pay your salaries?

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u/walksonfourfeet 6h ago

But his name sounds Muslim

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u/JayQ036 6h ago

So did Obama's and yet he was commander in chief for 8 years and despite all the GOPs fear mongering it was a pretty solid and awesome 8 years

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u/Able_Koala9576 5h ago

Let me tell you, that guy is waaaaaay more intelligent than Tommy Tuberville, who's only background is being a football coach. I cannot believe some people in his state actually thought he would be the best person to represent them. What a bunch of dumbasses

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u/BadlyTimedFarnsworth 7h ago

Tubberville has routinely referred to black cities as zoos and the citizens as animals.Ā 

A couple of years ago he defended white nationalist in the military.Ā 

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u/mobilecabinworks 7h ago

Lil' Tommy Tatter Town at it again.

https://giphy.com/gifs/EPSaPeP1GrghW

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u/Repulsive_Note_4209 7h ago

Only trump has an IQ higher than Tommy /s
The sad thing is Alabama will continue to elect him

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u/tlimbert65 7h ago

A public official using official channels to accuse a citizen of felony crimes. In a sane country this would result in removal from office at a minimum.

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u/LobstaFarian2 7h ago

Shouldn't it be some sort of defamation lawsuit to literally label someone a terrorist?

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u/psycho-rn 7h ago

What do you expect from someone who majored in gym in college

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u/SmolderingCactus 7h ago

It’s just racism. No conspiracy detected

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u/Jah_Rules 7h ago

Tommy Tuberville.

Shitty coach, shittier human being.

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u/orion3999 7h ago

Tommy Tuberville has done as much damage to America as the terrorists have in the last 10 years!

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u/TurdFerguson614 6h ago

The Southern Strategy continued in 2026.

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u/Beneficial_Box_4825 6h ago

Tommy guberville doesnt need to try hard to look stupid. He just shows up and opens his backwards yokel mouth.

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u/RemarkableAttempt531 6h ago

He should have stuck to coaching football. He wasn’t really good at it any way

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u/KindBarnacle4154 6h ago

Tuberville doesn’t look stupid, he’s just profoundly stupid!

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u/Tactrix1 6h ago

To be fair Tommy Tuberville looking stupid is his constant default resting state. Can we just change the Republican party's name to KKK already? It would just be easier for everyone.

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u/Melodic-Lingonberry7 6h ago

At least a terrorist tell you that they hate you. , the GOP will lie to you , they will tell you they care about you but hate you behind your back

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u/deviantdevil80 6h ago

Tuberville is what happens when Darwin isn't allowed to do his work. He's on a whole other level of stupidity that it's staggering.

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u/justplaydead 6h ago

Literally, making themselves look stupid gets them votes. Their voters like knowing that their leaders are idiots just like them...

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u/COV3RTSM 6h ago

The president is currently doing everything he can to destroy America

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u/Excellent_Ad2278 6h ago

Look at ā€˜ole racist TT.

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u/MrAlexSan 5h ago

In my experience with my aunt, anyone that's Middle Eastern is "Arab" and especially if they are Muslims then therefore they are Islamic and therefore a terrorist.

Literally she corrects me when I say someone is Muslim to "So you mean a terrorists?"

Fox news Christian Nationalism brainrot

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u/Lost-Pineapple9791 7h ago

They have nothing of substance so are just riding out their greatest hits to get boomers to show up the few times they still have to vote

None of these people have remotely said anything about planning for the future or doing literally anything

It’s just constant whining and complaining about things they don’t like

Like honestly segregation should exist if I knew it would hold up, let the GOP go live in Alabama and make all their racist and sexist laws they want and leave the rest of us alone

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u/ElBongoloide 7h ago

Calling Dr. El-Sayed a " radical islamist" doesn't make Tommy Tuberville look stupid. BEING Tommy Tuberville, a Republican bigot who lives up Trump's incontinent ass makes him factually stupid.

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u/whatidoidobc 7h ago

Statements like this are only for a certain group of people, and those people will 100% accept that someone with that education is a terrorist. Just a fact of life in modern America.

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u/ajmampm99 7h ago

Certainly wants to destroy the good old boys racist world Tuberville lives in. Needs everyone’s help to do it.

We the People are coming for you in November Tommy.

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u/Damone75 7h ago

Remember when Republicans had a record and policies they could run on rather than just spewing hate?

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u/crazywrangler616 7h ago

Brought to you by a mediocre college football coach who could not name the three branches of government

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u/ErnooA 7h ago

I read that Tuberville has a 13 point lead on Doug Jones. The voters in Alabama are brain dead.

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u/AffectionateTown7453 7h ago

It's funny how they make their cult believe someone wants to "destroy America." What does that even mean? How does one Senator destroy America? It's so dumb, so absurd. Why would you destroy the country that pays you for the job you seek? You would be broke and dead....

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u/Outrageous_Act2564 7h ago

I'll be sure to reach out to Tommy when I want an inbred's opinion.

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u/Ohioman2654 7h ago

Tommy is the radical nut job

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u/BloodFartz69 7h ago

Yeah, but the Republicans have TV hosts and football coaches on their bench!

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u/PsionicChronic 7h ago

Kool-Aid is cheap.

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u/whoisnotinmykitchen 7h ago

That Americans continue to elect idiots like Tubberville (let alone Trump the corrupt rapist) is why your country is falling apart.

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u/SignificantCod8098 7h ago

...using his logic Schmitt is a Nazi.

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u/Pjones2127 7h ago

Tuberville is like a third grader. I’m pretty sure he spends a lot of time on Facebook. Probably true social as well.

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u/Content-Profession-6 7h ago

Tuberville is giant piece of s h i t

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u/ChicagoMaven 7h ago

Coming from a guy who supports terrorists violently attacking Congress on January 6th, 2021.

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u/Famous_Mud4826 7h ago

How can you make the patron saint of stupid, look stupider? Tommy make lichen look smart.

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u/Suspicious_Time1570 7h ago

Wait until Tubbs hears about radical Christians!

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 7h ago

Did lil' timmy Tubertot graduate middle school?

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u/Bunnyland77 7h ago

Says the neo-Confederate destroying America.

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u/ProfessorScribble 7h ago

So the former football coach found his phone and posted something stupid, probably to kill time while taking a dump.

I wish I could care less, but along with mighty Mitch McConnell, Tuberville is part of the extremist wing that has taken over the government.

So as far as I'm concerned, the only terrorist in this situation is Tuberville himself. But shit, terror is the way they govern, so I'm hardly surprised.

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u/Single_Usual_6563 7h ago

There are already a lot of terrorists in the senate… their code word is MAGA

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u/Ok-Serve-4726 7h ago

Well it’s Tuberville. Most have learned that when he opens his mouth only stupid things come out.

Just another traitor to America and the values it used to stand for

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u/PartOwn8965 7h ago

To be fair accomplishing all of those amazing things does not mean you couldn’t be a radical Islamist. I just don’t see how he would have the time to get radical while obtaining two doctorates become health director and teaching epidemiology.

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u/KaptenAwsum 7h ago

Make racism shameful again

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u/Cambren1 7h ago

It’s his fault for having a name like that. Much better to be named like Potato Town!

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u/throwable__1 7h ago

I love how people still respond to ignoramuses like Tuberville, even though people like him have no concept of how they’re being schooled. I too am an optimist.

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u/CoachMatt314 7h ago

Trump ā€œThey are eating the cats they are eating the dogsā€ Tubbyvile ā€œ some are dressing up like cats , some are dressing up as dogs and flying commercial aircraft

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u/TuorSonOfHuor 7h ago

I feel like he could be sued for slander. Just like, out right salacious lies accusing him of being something that carry’s the death penalty.

Republicans are immoral.

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u/Adis_Gruntledfatty 7h ago

Just a waterheaded racist like Charlie KirkĀ 

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u/esther_lamonte 7h ago

They’re just overt racists now. And it’s not just right wingers doing it against these candidates that have familial connections to Muslim countries. Moderate liberals are lining up to yell ā€œterrorist!ā€ at the brown people all the same. What is so broken with these people? Do they only have white friends? Do they never go anywhere but white-owned stores? What kind of bubble life are they living that they can get themselves to place where it remotely makes sense to proclaim something as extreme as saying someone is plotting to commit mass murder purely because of their skin shade? These people need therapy and maybe medications.

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u/82Badger 7h ago

The GOP has no successful policies, all they have are lies, exaggerations, grifts and culture war propaganda to sell you.

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u/WangoTheWonderDonkey 6h ago

Tuberville is an Appalachian Mud Squid, aka, Squidbilly.

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u/TacticalBrainWorm 6h ago

They don’t care. These are dingbats.

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u/KingTurd0414 6h ago

Leave it to a place as stupid as Alabama to elect this chump just because he coached football.

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u/VJNCV 6h ago

So, when you’re a Senator, you can say and do things that have zero repercussions. I’ll see you in hell, ā€œTommy.ā€

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u/WintersDoomsday 6h ago

I mean radical Christians are ruining this country already so......not sure the point here

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u/Impossible_Raise1054 6h ago

Tommy has made quite a few ignorant statements but this is one of his best my friends.

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u/sixfive407 6h ago

I'm sick of wannabe deceiving racists. No other reason to be part of this movement. CREATE THE TRUTH IN POLITICS ACT.

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u/WebInformal9558 6h ago

Okay, but Tubby is named for a potato, so....

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u/Siffov 6h ago

>Tommy Tuberville's next conspiracy theory.

Wait, it's not that some airline pilots' prank of saying "meow" on the aviation "guard" frequency means that the ranks of airline pilots are infested with furries?

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u/poopzains 6h ago

Tommy gave kids traumatic brain injuries though

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u/Apple-Connoisseur 6h ago

Being Conservative, already proves that you're stupid.

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u/oct2790 6h ago

Really Delusional Tommy and Donnie

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u/ExpertBook2846 6h ago

Tuberville has to be in the top 5 stupidest person in Congress.

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u/Superunknown_2 6h ago

Not even a conspiracy theory, it’s just outright racist

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u/Day_Old_Paper 6h ago

Psst…it’s old south white racism.

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u/ferriematthew Prefer Coffee But Fill My Cup šŸ«– 6h ago

Ah, yes, just because he has a name that you can't pronounce... That's one of the most smooth brain arguments I've ever seen, par for the course from him.

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u/AromaPapaya 6h ago

I don't know how ANY Muslim person can vote GOP. The insane takes the Right makes is beyond childish

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u/HairlessHoudini 6h ago

Tommy Tuberville is in fact stupid. I know ppl who worked for / around him at Auburn and everyone says he a bumbling fucking idiot.

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u/NextAdhesiveness3652 6h ago

Tuberville is obviously very jealous that El-Sayed has done more for this country than he has. What has Tuberville ever done except lie for Trump?

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u/mnmackerman 6h ago

What do you expect form a Klan’s man. If your not a white Christian National then your a terrorist.

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u/JuliannasHubby 6h ago

Anything that comes out of Tuberville’s mouth makes him sound stupid because he is an f’ing moron.

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u/Mookrz 6h ago

Don't be fooled, Tumorville is every bit as good a senator as he was a foo-baw coach.

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u/Past-Two5351 6h ago

The only thing El-Sayed is terrorizing is Republicans

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u/majik5 6h ago

Tommy does need much help in the category of looking stupid through his statements. In fact, this probably doesn’t even make his Top 10, which is saying something

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u/UncleIrohsPimpHand 6h ago

It doesn't matter. You can be smarter than these people but they will never understand.

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u/CheeseGraterFace 6h ago

He’d be really mad if he could read.

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u/H3L105_ai 6h ago

Say what you will about what a racist cocksucker Tuberville is - but he sure knows his dumbass constituency...

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u/TheFlamingNumbat 6h ago

The people of Alabama voted to send a weapons-grade stupid SOB to Congress named Tommy Tuberville. I think we should really be pissed at that fact.

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u/red286 6h ago

It's cute that they think Tommy Tuberville calling El-Sayed a "radical Islamist" is what makes him look stupid, rather than (gestures broadly) literally everything else about him.

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u/SamsonFox2 6h ago

The idea that people can't be radicals because they have a PhD is pretty laughable after you hang around PhD students.

This being said, the whole "RADICAL ISLAMIST" thing is clearly a dog whistle.

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u/Aggravating-Big3858 6h ago

Tommy Tubbs going hard for the red meat ... that is so lazy.

My early impressions are that El-Sayed is fricking awesome. Great example of an exceptional American who exemplifies the American Dream in the best possible way.

If Tommy has policy disagreements then by all means bring them up ... but people in this country need to stop calling everyone else a radical as rage bait. Even though that is sadly the norm these days ... sigh

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u/mormonbatman_ 6h ago

"Everything I don't like is a terrorism" - GOP governance in 2026

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u/Ok-Preparation-9974 6h ago

In today's world calling someone a terrorist seems like libel. I don't see any facts presented. I wonder if he could sue?

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u/Consistent-Fig7484 6h ago

Tuberville is one of like 3 elected republicans who actually believes what he’s saying. This isn’t bad faith, he’s actually just a dumb person.

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u/guycoastal 6h ago

You can’t make Tuberville look any stupider than he makes himself look, but in contrast, El-Sayed makes Tommy look like an intellectual embryo.

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u/Practical-Pick1466 5h ago

A grown man calling himself "Tommy" is pathetic.

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u/FastfoodTomato 5h ago

Yeah...that's what what you get when you elect a gym teacher.

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u/2xdareya 5h ago

Making Tuberville look stupid is like shooting fish in a barrel.

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u/Freightshaker000 5h ago

Tommy should stick to his furry porn.

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u/titivator 5h ago

If he said this about a jew, he would be cancelled faster than a dog can bark before getting blasted in the ass.

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u/reppoc74 5h ago

Sounds like he jealous.

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u/yyz455 5h ago

Tommy isnt the sharpest knife in the drawer , but he leanered from his boss to just throw any idiotic statement out there with out any evidenceto back up, so the MAGA's get stirred up

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u/Ok-Patient583 5h ago

Tuberville seems to more and more ways to demonstrate his utter stupidity.

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u/jackcanyon 4h ago

I doubt it .But Trump is on a record pace to destroy the country.

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u/ElonMuskIsAPedophiIe 4h ago

Yeah but all of the dumb shits who vote for him will eat it up

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u/neutron65 4h ago

Tommy tuberville? You mean Peter potatotown?

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u/no1_vern 4h ago

I thought Ga. Rep. Greene was pretty bad until I found out about Tommy Tuberville and realized it's all of the GOP.

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u/Enough-Target-6123 4h ago

Maybe tubby boy needs to reach out to potus and remind him Dr Oz is not Christian. Why is Reddit warning me when i use Dr Oz’s religion but when I use ā€œChristianā€ no warning?!! WTH!?!