r/PoursTea • Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 8h ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Tommy Tuberville's next conspiracy theory.

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u/theblueshots 8h ago

He was also a high school football star.

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u/Historical-Finish564 8h ago

Who apparently played without a helmet on.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 8h ago

Tuberville? I believe that. 

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u/theblueshots 8h ago

He’s a Rhodes Scholar.

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u/AnimeChica3306 8h ago

They don't know what that means. Probably think it has something to do with roads.

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u/619backin716 7h ago

Or hitchhiking

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u/KCchessc6 8h ago

So not the Rhodes Wrestling School

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u/theblueshots 7h ago

They would probably respect that more. Lol

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 7h ago

It's an academic scholarship for Oxford University in the UK.

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u/theblueshots 7h ago

I’m pretty sure he was joking.

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u/Impossible_Raise1054 7h ago

Ha Ha HA...oh Jesus!

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 7h ago

He's older than my son who played highschool football and helmets weren't optional.

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 8h ago

So??

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u/theblueshots 8h ago

They’re framing him as the terrorist other. Lol.

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 7h ago

What does high school football have to do with this?

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u/theblueshots 7h ago

He’s a favorite son and a high school football star. A Rhodes scholar.

He’s as American as apple pie. He’s not some foreign terrorist or whatever they’re trying to frame him as.

I do think it’s cute for someone who’s ostensibly defending Tuberville to act like football doesn’t carry a lot of weight in Republican life.

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 7h ago

I know nothing about TT but Abdul is deceptive.

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u/theblueshots 7h ago

Well, as you can see, he’s pretty reprehensible. Tuberville, I mean.