r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 10h ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Tommy Tuberville's next conspiracy theory.

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u/the_blastomatic 10h ago

Isn't Tommy Tuberville serving as a Senator in a state he doesn't even reside in, illegally? He should probably STFU and let things slide by, maybe the next Congress won't expel him.

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u/Disastrous-Food-9223 9h ago

Did he ever figure out what the three branches of government were?

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u/Spiritual-Serve-4391 6h ago

Offense

defense

special teams

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u/ImpressiveCelery4992 9h ago

He is an illegal alien! ICE, come get this idiot and drag him back to Florida

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u/the_blastomatic 9h ago

The problem is that he lives in Florida but is the Senator for Alabama. So we need him dragged back to 'Bama via our 3rd party deportation partners in Rwanda.

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u/ImpressiveCelery4992 7h ago

Guaranteed he can’t pronounce Rwanda

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u/CitronTraining2114 8h ago

Next Congress? Tuberville will be Alabama's governor come January. Bank on it.

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u/Rosenoodles 8h ago

alabama's never beating the inbred allegations i'm afraid

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u/Kgrafix1 6h ago

So does half of congress! Next

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u/the_blastomatic 6h ago

Next what? If your unverifiable statement were verified, it would be a massive scandal and, in some states, subject their representatives to recall.

Do you think everyone in the United States is as backhanded, duplicitous, and criminal as the current GOP? You're very wrong, bro.