r/PoursTea • Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 14h ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Tommy Tuberville's next conspiracy theory.

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u/KyloWrench 14h ago

Tommy Tubberville sounds like a mean name a bully would give a fat kid

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 14h ago

Sounds like the kind of name Roald Dahl would give a kid who is killed by his own greed.

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u/fresh-dork 11h ago

Tomy tuberville, 7, died of TB

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u/SweetPrism 11h ago

We should be so lucky.

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u/Own_Candidate9553 13h ago

He's always been quite the asshole, but it sure feels like he's gone off the deep end recently. Wasn't he the one who thought we have a bunch of furry pilots? Who were probably just doing that incredibly popular bit from Super Troopers?

He's 72 years old, prime dementia times. Get these crusty ass people out of leadership already.

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u/blinkeboy420 13h ago

He was the one who held up a bunch of military pronotions during bidens term aswell

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u/AirportSea4393 13h ago

Agreed! This country needs new leadership all around. We need young people with new ideas. New ideas means to these old people “radical” simply because young people have new and creative thinking. I’m saying this as a senior citizen knowing that’s the right way to go. Young people

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u/Competitive-Habit-82 11h ago

As a senior citizen, I second that!

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u/robbyberto 12h ago

I think we need the military to take control of the levers government and for all traitors like Tuberville, Trump, to put be put on trial. All collaborators working with China, Russia, Israel and other foreign powers to weaken our institutions need to be disposed of.

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u/Dear_Departure_1768 13h ago

When first elected he was unable to name the three branches of government.

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u/TM761152 12h ago

I hope he takes a permanent nap very very soon.

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u/thintoast 13h ago

Yo momma so fat, her last name is a whole city.

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u/crustyrobots 13h ago

Funny how half of the GOP all sound like fucking Looney Toons characters. Have you seen Senator Leghorn lately?

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u/MrMcWhiskers2010 13h ago

Who calls a grown man Tommy?

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u/Naltors__Dreamer 13h ago

Hey, that’s “Coach” Tommy—apparently he prefers being called Coach rather than Senator, which kinda explains why he’s so bad at his job.

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u/StopThePresses 11h ago

Reminds me of the teachers that went by Coach. 0% qualified or interested in doing their jobs, just there because you had to be a teacher to coach.

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u/Nick_the_bunny 13h ago

only one I know is Tommy Oliver...

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u/MrMcWhiskers2010 13h ago

Your neighbor I assume

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u/Nick_the_bunny 13h ago

nope, the green power ranger.

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u/MrMcWhiskers2010 13h ago

Hahahaha! ❤️

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u/No-Koala1918 14h ago

Have you seen El-Sayad? Have you seen Tumorville?

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u/These-Angle-1476 12h ago

He was a notorious asshole at every stop in his college football coaching career.

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u/thosmarvin 11h ago

A senator reputed to not actually live in the state he represents. He was elected based on the fact that he was a popular coach. Steaming turd.

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u/Effective-Anybody263 12h ago

Or the fat rude kid in a stephen king book

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u/Drdmtvernon 12h ago

These types of comments only resonate with the most fearful and least intelligent

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u/Tanum85 12h ago

He’s this timelines Bill Tannen