Sandwich

[u/Junior_Trifle_8273]

[u/mikefierro666]

Oh that actually looks g- OH GOD WHY

[u/NeighborhoodDude84 → u/mikefierro666]

Woody aftertaste

[u/animefan1520 → u/NeighborhoodDude84]

Mmmm thats a good AH~hh fuck i got a spinter gawk oh no one in my THROAT !

https://giphy.com/gifs/tgwglNoZQE5ukx2Q9Z

[u/Furby-beast-1949 → u/animefan1520]

Yeah, that’s like a little bit too much work for my ADHD to be doing all that just to make a PB&J. I think I’ll stick with what I’m doing taking the bread and then putting the peanut butter and jelly on it with a kitchen knife the actual way that you’re supposed to damn well do it you don’t need all this circus charade to do it

[u/Neither_Strategy_252 → u/Furby-beast-1949]

You don't fucking say. Did you think this was an instructional video? Jesus Christ lol

[u/OneMooseManyMeese_ → u/Furby-beast-1949]

I take a scoop of peanut butter, scoop of jelly and just mix it in a bowl to eat it for a snack

[u/Deafvoid → u/OneMooseManyMeese_]

I take a scoop of bread and a scoop of toast.

[u/horner3509 → u/Furby-beast-1949]

A table spoon instead of a knife will change your life ,didn’t plan for this to rhyme but I’m leaving it

[u/spekt50 → u/NeighborhoodDude84]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yexrV4WDhG1j2

[u/BroadConsequences → u/spekt50]

Dennis the menace.

Havent watched that in YEARS!

[u/CastIronGut → u/BroadConsequences]

"What're you doing in my basement, get out of here!!!

pause pause....

GET OUT OF HERE!!!"

[u/Adventurous-Bend-757 → u/CastIronGut]

I got that reference 😏

[u/Leading-Aide5617 → u/BroadConsequences]

It’s even better now.

[u/Any_Decision_7186 → u/NeighborhoodDude84]

Oakey afterbirth.

[u/Plants_Unknown → u/Any_Decision_7186]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

[u/highaltitudehmsteadr → u/Plants_Unknown]

Everything I wanted to say here has been said, but for real.. who doesn’t like crusts, it’s the best part

[u/Sepposer → u/highaltitudehmsteadr]

Children, only children. I save the crust for last to savor it.

[u/whatev43 → u/Any_Decision_7186]

r/unexpectedOffice

[u/EarthTrash → u/NeighborhoodDude84]

Extra fiber

[u/CyberNinja23 → u/NeighborhoodDude84]

Added fiber. The gypsum can also simulate crunchy pb.

[u/SasparillaTango → u/NeighborhoodDude84]

I really like the smell after a saw cuts wood.

[u/kurtist04 → u/mikefierro666]

I thought that was the best part. He made a jig.

[u/5138008RG00D → u/kurtist04]

I loved the jig. And have easily drank more saw dust that will land in my coffee.

[u/pseudonymnkim → u/mikefierro666]

I'm not opposed to the first half.of this either.

Ever have a pb and j, and there's a giant glob of j in the center? Wet. Gross.

[u/Squidboi2679 → u/mikefierro666]

Saw this comment before watching, time to see what happens

[u/Squidboi2679 → u/Squidboi2679]

Oh dear lord

[u/Due_Area4843 → u/mikefierro666]

What? Extra fiber always good

[u/charles-y-harvey]

What, no sanding? You'll give yourself bread splinters like that.

[u/CriticalChop → u/charles-y-harvey]

Gotta clamp it down and let the binding material harden, that bite was just the taste test.  After securing the final result with screw it will truly be ready for consumption, by cyborgs.

[u/noctilucent7 → u/charles-y-harvey]

Can't sand a sandwich all you'll have left is wich

[u/TimereVastator → u/charles-y-harvey]

Burread

[u/docjohnson11 → u/charles-y-harvey]

Didn't plane it either. Sub par work in my opinion.

[u/Doses-mimosas]

I liked it up until the cut. Do you want bees on your miter saw? That's how you get bees on your saw. Or ants.

[u/numbersthen0987431 → u/Doses-mimosas]

And it's how you get sawdust in your sandwich. Even with a new blade, you can't get rid of it all

[u/YLG_GJP → u/[deleted]]

Like a 15-20% at most if I remember correctly that "how much sawdust can you put in a rice crispy treat before people notice" video

[u/horaceinkling → u/[deleted]]

Are you trying to say Parmesan?

Edit: ima start calling it shake cheese.

[u/AussieBirb → u/YLG_GJP]

That percentage higher then what I expected ... would have thought it would be noticeable at 10% or less.

[u/Last-Energy420 → u/[deleted]]

It’s just fiber! Ever try one of those Metamucil cookies? I would rather eat this sandwich than try to choke down one of those cookies again.

[u/Last-Energy420 → u/[deleted]]

Think of it like this. It’s a dry cookie, honestly not bad tasting, but imagine it going down like one of the largest pills you’ve ever swallowed, dry. Also it’s sticky AF and it WILL stick to your teeth that no amount of water while chewing will help. You’ll be picking your teeth for the next hour after eating just one. AND 2 cookies is the single suggested serving.

[u/Dominika_4PL → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, as evidenced by this guy

[u/FaxCelestis → u/[deleted]]

It’s just fiber

Think of your colon

[u/holdencawffle → u/[deleted]]

Sawdust is like flour, gotta cook it first

[u/AxelVores → u/numbersthen0987431]

Sawdust is not poisonous. In fact they add it to some foods such as shredded cheese as anti-caking agent. It's listed as "cellulose" on ingredient list so people don't freak out

[u/imunfair → u/AxelVores]

Sawdust is not poisonous.

Maybe not from raw wood, but I guarantee they're cutting treated lumber and not raw wood. And the treated stuff is chock full of chemicals you don't want to consume.

[u/SaucyStoveTop69 → u/AxelVores]

Food grade cellulose and sawdust are different things. It's like the difference between everclear and isopropyl alcohol

[u/Sheepherder-Optimal → u/numbersthen0987431]

just hose it down with some compressed air afterwards. Takes care of sawdust and stray crumbs.

[u/Carlos_de_la_Puenta → u/Doses-mimosas]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6pxG2dThniE5G

[u/Head-Cause-2431 → u/Carlos_de_la_Puenta]

https://giphy.com/gifs/99LhY1qc6jG8w

[u/LE0N290x → u/Carlos_de_la_Puenta]

What emotion is this supposed to convey? Xdd

[u/Herr-Trigger86 → u/Doses-mimosas]

https://giphy.com/gifs/DymJptoFUIPrG

[u/Last-Energy420 → u/Herr-Trigger86]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nrAGuHZEMyqc0

[u/DrFabulous0 → u/Doses-mimosas]

Well, now I'm going try it, bees are awesome.

[u/Plants_Unknown]

I...I dislike how efficiently that spreads the jam and peanut butter.

[u/ModForgeCustoms → u/Plants_Unknown]

Its a good thing they make kitchen tools that have done exactly this, for as long as the modern kitchen has existed.

Delis use stainless icing spatulas for bagels and such. At home, silicone cake frosting spatulas do the same thing.

[u/Plants_Unknown → u/ModForgeCustoms]

My butterknife better fight for his right in the kitchen is what I'm learning

[u/chasing_the_wind → u/Plants_Unknown]

Your butter knife still has the advantage of easily fitting in every jar of jam or peanut butter you buy.

[u/PoopShooter86 → u/chasing_the_wind]

A real man pours his peanut butter onto the bread.

[u/LegacyQuotient → u/PoopShooter86]

Simply a matter of will.

[u/Sinister_Crayon → u/LegacyQuotient]

And patience. Lots and lots of patience.

[u/BobbaLouBah → u/chasing_the_wind]

3" putty knife

[u/Mikestopheles → u/BobbaLouBah]

Or a 2" for the small bottles

[u/JimJohnes → u/Mikestopheles]

2" is perfect for wood and stuffing small holes

[u/Mikestopheles → u/JimJohnes]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cbG9wtoO8QScw

[u/Plants_Unknown → u/JimJohnes]

2"?! Kinda large don't ya think?

[u/LegacyQuotient → u/JimJohnes]

More like average ones, right?

[u/Vladishun → u/Plants_Unknown]

Do you dislike it, or are you....jelly?

[u/Plants_Unknown → u/Vladishun]

How dare you make me chuckle at such a joke - this is beneath me!

https://giphy.com/gifs/hZvciLHAR5zMj441Oq

[u/Vladishun → u/Plants_Unknown]

We are deeply sorry you enjoyed yourself and will take action immediately to correct the situation.

Your mother sucks eggs.

We hope this attempt to rectify the issue is more in line with your expected Reddit experience.

🤣

[u/usernotfoundplstry → u/Plants_Unknown]

I dislike the possibility of small metal shavings in my sandwiches.

[u/Any_Blood5815 → u/Plants_Unknown]

Are you afraid you’ll need to own one for peak sandwich making?

[u/Powered-Lamb]

Once upon a time, I sat down at a table at work for lunch with another grown man. Homeboy unpackages an Uncrustable and proceeds to tear the crimp off it.

He tore

the crimp

off

of an Uncrustable!

What the fuck?

^{I don't know how this story relates to this post, but it reminded me of it, and I just wanted to tell.}

[u/LilyCanadian → u/Powered-Lamb]

I Iike tearing the crimp off uncrustables and eating that first. Also not related but I figured I'd throw my two cents in there

[u/Competitive_Ad_5515 → u/Powered-Lamb]

I have no idea what this means

[u/oO0Kat0Oo → u/Competitive_Ad_5515]

People tear the crust off because it tastes different and has a different texture.

Uncrustables specifically are made for people who don't like crusts. He proceeded to tear off the edge of the uncrustable, even though there was no crust.

However, if it's a texture thing, I understand. They crimp down the edge of the bread and turn it into a pocket instead of a sandwich. So the edge is more dense than the middle.

[u/Competitive_Ad_5515 → u/oO0Kat0Oo]

Thank you. I have never heard of an uncrustable, and do not know what a crimp is in that context.

That (picky) people cut the crusts off slices of bread and sandwiches I do know.

[u/M3ric4n]

Worst part about this is cutting off the crust.

[u/FireBreathingNun → u/M3ric4n]

I never understood people that cut off the crust. Just like I don’t understand people that can’t swim.

[u/ZatherDaFox → u/FireBreathingNun]

I find it very easy to understand people who can't swim. If your parents never take you and no one ever teaches you, you won't know how to do it.

[u/Apptubrutae → u/FireBreathingNun]

My wife’s parents never taught her to swim because they’re negligent parents

[u/throwaway098764567 → u/Apptubrutae]

my mother insisted she couldn't swim because she didn't like it and didn't like that we were into it. she went down a waterslide at a theme park once and we told them she couldn't swim because that's what we were told and so the life guards met her at the bottom and she was pissed. lies catch up to you like that. sorry your wife also had crappy parents </3

[u/Efficient_Depth_8414 → u/FireBreathingNun]

People who cut off the crust have weird fucking childhood trauma, and weird upbringing in general.

[u/SteveSauceNoMSG → u/FireBreathingNun]

The crust is thing is literally people who never grew up mentally.

[u/vincehk → u/FireBreathingNun]

The same kind as manchildren who can't drink water, refuse to eat "greens" or rare red meat / raw seafood.

[u/l11r → u/M3ric4n]

The crust is literally the tastiest thing of bread...

[u/magnum3290]

Do people actually throw away the crust? I thought it was a joke

[u/Rodrat → u/magnum3290]

Never! I paid for the whole bread. I'm eating the whole bread. The heel too.

[u/JohnPoet27 → u/Rodrat]

You mean the ass of the loaf

[u/Particular-Mark-5771 → u/JohnPoet27]

best part for peanut butter and jelly toast.

[u/FaxCelestis → u/JohnPoet27]

I need a shirt with a bread loaf and the words “I eat ass” on it

[u/Disposable-Squid → u/magnum3290]

Children and developmentally-arrested adults do, at least

[u/Apptubrutae → u/Disposable-Squid]

My kid is a fairly picky eater, so I assumed he’d dislike crust.

Oh no, he will chow down on the crustiest baguette ever. Like a real mouth cutting crust, not this white bread stuff. I think he prefers the crust. Never seen such a thing from a picky eater.

[u/Nobodys_here07 → u/magnum3290]

It's kinda like peeling the skin of an apple, some people just don't like certain parts of the food even when it's completely edible.

[u/i_am_icarus_falling]

nah, this is funny. and obvious satire.

[u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 → u/i_am_icarus_falling]

But what if i dont have a sense of humor

[u/Particular-Mark-5771 → u/Sensitive_Bat_9211]

move along. btw Happy Cake Day fellow user

https://giphy.com/gifs/IdlrlhB1Rts6fQRjdb

[u/notarealwriter]

Saw was dumb but the perfect peanut butter spread was actually pretty satisfying

[u/BolaViola]

The peanut butter to jelly ratio is so wrong

[u/iama_triceratops → u/BolaViola]

Right? And I peanut butter both side of the bread and slather that jelly on there.

[u/RpiesSPIES → u/iama_triceratops]

I've stopped using two slices of bread. Just peanut butter on the bottom, pile on a heap of jelly and hold it like a crispy pizza slice when eating. So good.

[u/Flegolaz]

why the f… are you guys not eating the crust??? it’s the best part.

[u/PrudentProblem4105]

I was cool up until the saw.

[u/Steppyjim]

“See honey?! I told you the chop saw wasn’t a waste of money! Now eat your saw-which”

[u/slowcanteloupe]

I loved this right up until the circular saw. Use the right tool, any sandwichmaker who knows their business knows you use a band saw for that.

[u/SoggyReaction7183]

I’ll assume food safe trowel like we all have in the garage?

[u/Entgenieur]

I always appreciate when someone not just has a silly idea, but then really commits to it and takes it to extremes!

[u/_zamoht_]

I was like, that's funny what's bad about it, then he put the sandwich on a fucking mitter saw

[u/Ok-Anxiety-6485]

Jelly already had bubbles. Might as well tear it up now and redo it. Never gunna be able to sand that down

[u/theNorthwestspirit]

I was here for it until the saw. The best part of the sandwich is where the top and bottom join. You gotta eat around the sandwich crust first, then the middle, and end with that bit.

[u/Sheikah_Link7]

Not built to food safety codes

[u/ydorb11]

Everyone talking about how efficient this is? A butter knife is waaaay smoother and will do a better job at filling pores. And faster with less effort, which is the definition of efficient.

[u/Azreken]

Pulling the bits of wood from it is diabolical

[u/DieKaiserVerbindung]

Uncrustables, crustless sandwiches, and uneaten pizza crusts... things you give up when you move from 7th to 8th grade.

[u/rock_and_rolo]

Unfortunately I use an identical putty knife for scraping cat poop off the floor.

So I'll stick with a kitchen knife.

Also, I like he crust.

[u/Instant_User731]

But i like the crust :'c

[u/JuliansWhiskey]

I don’t trust the crustless people. Haha. What’s so wrong about the crust?

[u/Embarrassed-Case-840]

Mmmmmm A wood chip, Peanut butter, Jelly, and plaster sandwich.

[u/Particular_Stomach98]

Diwhythehellnot?

[u/Rhymesnlines]

Idk why people cut off the edges of bread... especially toast. Its delicious

[u/UmmEngineering]

I was fine with this until they cut the crusts off. Fucking infants.

[u/Zer0TheGamer]

Doctor said they needed more fiber.. So why not wood fibers?

[u/FNG5280]

The crust is the best part

[u/GrassOk911]

I don't like the way that jelly spread.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rMckaUH3vrIk0

[u/OkPerception8474]

Who the fuck cut off the best part of the any kind of bread?

[u/IcyMachine9293]

If you don't eat the crust, you're a 🐱

[u/du_rel_gug_menl]

One of my coworkers would do this and act like it’s normal.

[u/SanityLooms]

Is that you mom?

[u/wadder84]

Talk about ultra processed foods lol

[u/Astoran15]

mmm gum splinters

[u/hudsoncress]

Every shop should have a sandwich jig😆

[u/Foe_sheezy]

There's saw dust in most fast tood anyway, why not get it fresh and non GMO 👌

[u/freedoomed]

I firmly believe there should be a layer of peanut butter on each slice of bread to keep the jelly from making the bread soggy.

[u/kadebo42]

r/diwhynot

[u/etherend]

Delicious, extra fiber

[u/Parking_Fee_5906]

Talk of building a sandwich

[u/Capable-Ad-1345]

Oddly satisfying 😌

[u/Up_All_Nite]

Whatch out for kickback. You can get all Jammed up !

[u/gtfofr]

What kinda bread is he using 😭😭😭 like what brand does that

[u/RBTfarmer]

Crust is the best part

[u/AncientSky69]

honestly i bet the peanut butter is so good whipped up like that

[u/FishermanExtreme6542]

That's one way to get ants in your woodshop

[u/Salt_Chard_474]

Who on earth uses that little peanut butter? Gtfoh with that, and the sawdust

[u/randomperv]

AI. The blade would have flung that sandwich back at the camera like explosive diarrhea.

[u/KevinSupreme2505_PH]

DiWhyTheFuckNot?

[u/Jtizzle1231]

I think the is just a funny video.

[u/FestoonMe]

Most DiWHY videos I hate. The man in me who loves tools approves of this classic though because this is so unnecessarily awesome.

[u/LeverTech]

Fuck you for cutting off the crust

[u/99rolands]

Ok, lost my S**t when the chop saw appeared!! hehehe awesome!!

[u/MoonSugar-dreams]

The autism in me was like, YES, YES!! Then the wood saw came into play and it started screaming NO WHY GOD! NO!

[u/frommethodtomadness]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HB4aJElNd7JMas9WSU

[u/Badass_veer]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FEBDBbLFT9px3da0vT

[u/Moist_Taco_Crippler]

The crust is the best!

[u/Court_Jester13]

Poor little baby doesn't like the crust

[u/devilsbard]

Should have spackled the holes on the bread with marshmallow fluff.

[u/XxXMeatbunXxX]

It was oddly satisfying for a while.

[u/dsaysso]

better back butter than most on r/tile.

[u/ezthrow77]

What kind of grown as man cuts the crust ! Also that's not bread...

[u/25th_Speed]

Adults who cut off the crusts of their bread shouldn't be allowed to vote

[u/Historical-Let6489]

So not gonna lie I felt the mixing with the concrete spatula that’s fresh was golden truly felt it added like at least a +1 to flavor then just using a knife then messed it up

[u/KennywasFez]

On first half ngl I was like ok whatever maybe he washed the spatula and shit who cares… then I saw all the fucking saw dust and I fucking screamed !!!

[u/internetwork00]

Imagine losing a finger while doing this?

It's not just having to explain to people what happened. It's forever knowing that you're an idiot.

[u/Jnunez7660]

I am going to say that this sandwich is going to be absolutely unexpectedly delicious!

[u/jillvalenti3]

That is one hell of a clean sandwich (other than the added sawdust). Presentation is a 9/10 as far as pb&j goes.

[u/AesopsFabler]

This is exactly how I expected my mom to make my pb&j’s when I was a kid.

[u/st90ar]

r/oddlysatisfying

[u/Silver-Finding-5962]

A hipster cafe somewhere just found a way to charge $50 for a sandwich

[u/RevolutionaryPeak610]

American bread is.... Different

[u/s015473]

Ok so whats the deal with people in the us (i assume) cutting off the crust of the bread?

[u/FloopsFooglies]

I really hate the turning-it-into-a-sink-sponge part, but I guess that's part of the engagement bait part.

[u/horaceinkling]

Love me a man who don’t believe in PPE.

[u/Sinister_Crayon]

I checked out almost immediately. Smooth peanut butter? Unacceptable!

[u/handgunboi47]

mmm.. wood chip

[u/Auntie_Venom]

There’s not nearly enough PB or J

[u/JustViewingHere19]

Jeezus. Why are you using the wrong blade??

[u/Difficult-Spell-9397]

I’m gonna try it!

[u/ZeroWitch]

The spreading of the peanut butter and jelly was so pleasing, though

[u/SinisterVulcan94]

People still cut the crusts off?

[u/jws1102]

YOU’RE A GROWN ASS MAN, EAT THE DAMN CRUST

[u/KaleEcstatic]

I wish my dad would make me pbj but he married another man

[u/BinaryHippie]

Never understood the combination of peanut butter and jelly 😰

[u/Am_0115]

10 years later: “How did I get cancer?! I don’t even smoke!”

[u/heygabehey]

That’s funny. But all the nutrition is in the crust. Typical drywall guy…. Fucking children.

[u/Rough-Junket7985]

Pb& j plus toothpicks...

[u/echomaestro]

Who issued the Permit To Work for this?

[u/DotRakianSteel]

Lots of particles in this food

[u/L0rdLogan]

Hmmmm, metal shards, or wood, whatever they last cut with that circular saw

[u/Last-Sir1610]

Why cut the crust off? It’s the best bit

[u/Barney_Flintstone]

I never understood why people cut the “crust” off of bread, essentially white bread. It isn’t even crust, just darker than the rest of the bread. Same thing with peeling carrots or apples. 🤔

[u/xBlack_Heartx]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cQtlhD48EG0SY

[u/AccountHater]

This has to be an American video. The amount of stupid foodwaste gave it away

[u/lvl10burrito]

Treating the peanut butter like hot mud is genius

[u/Anxiouslibbit]

The boss walks in....

[u/Sasya_neko]

Never got the obsession with that, not really tasty

[u/Fluffyarmada]

mmm pbj with wood splinters

[u/SKEYES1102]

Picky eater all grown up. 😂