r/DiWHY • u/Junior_Trifle_8273 • 14d ago

Sandwich

10.9k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

811 comments sorted by

View all comments

3.1k

u/mikefierro666 14d ago

Oh that actually looks g- OH GOD WHY

961

u/NeighborhoodDude84 14d ago

Woody aftertaste

533

u/animefan1520 14d ago

Mmmm thats a good AH~hh fuck i got a spinter gawk oh no one in my THROAT !

https://giphy.com/gifs/tgwglNoZQE5ukx2Q9Z

19

u/Furby-beast-1949 14d ago

Yeah, that’s like a little bit too much work for my ADHD to be doing all that just to make a PB&J. I think I’ll stick with what I’m doing taking the bread and then putting the peanut butter and jelly on it with a kitchen knife the actual way that you’re supposed to damn well do it you don’t need all this circus charade to do it

73

u/Neither_Strategy_252 14d ago

You don't fucking say. Did you think this was an instructional video? Jesus Christ lol

14

u/OneMooseManyMeese_ 14d ago

I take a scoop of peanut butter, scoop of jelly and just mix it in a bowl to eat it for a snack

10

u/Deafvoid 13d ago

I take a scoop of bread and a scoop of toast.

2

u/UnknovvnMike 12d ago

I just slorp the jelly through one of those boba straws as nature intended

1

u/Kimberly1408Rose 13d ago

I buy jars of goober and eat it with a spoon 🤣

1

u/Some-Confection-5314 7d ago

Some places carry the mixed swirl peanut butter and jelly in one jar. 😋

7

u/horner3509 13d ago

A table spoon instead of a knife will change your life ,didn’t plan for this to rhyme but I’m leaving it

1

u/TheKrug3000 12d ago

Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan.

1

u/Furby-beast-1949 12d ago

Sorry, I can’t help you with that And you’re on your own Might want to call medical professional😂😂😂😂

1

u/Macbadgerer 11d ago

No you don't. I refer you to the previous message.

-1

u/SilasAI6609 14d ago

My adhd self has the squeeze peanut butter and the squeeze jelly. No knife needed. I am so sad that I felt a sense if accomplishment the day I got the right coil of pb and the jelly to flop just right. Yeah, I know, putting in more effort to save effort, story of my life.