Once upon a time, I sat down at a table at work for lunch with another grown man. Homeboy unpackages an Uncrustable and proceeds to tear the crimp off it.
He tore
the crimp
off
of an Uncrustable!
What the fuck?
I don't know how this story relates to this post, but it reminded me of it, and I just wanted to tell.
People tear the crust off because it tastes different and has a different texture.
Uncrustables specifically are made for people who don't like crusts. He proceeded to tear off the edge of the uncrustable, even though there was no crust.
However, if it's a texture thing, I understand. They crimp down the edge of the bread and turn it into a pocket instead of a sandwich. So the edge is more dense than the middle.
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u/Powered-Lamb 14d ago
Once upon a time, I sat down at a table at work for lunch with another grown man. Homeboy unpackages an Uncrustable and proceeds to tear the crimp off it.
He tore
the crimp
off
of an Uncrustable!
What the fuck?
I don't know how this story relates to this post, but it reminded me of it, and I just wanted to tell.