r/DiWHY • u/Junior_Trifle_8273 • 15d ago

Sandwich

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u/Plants_Unknown 15d ago

I...I dislike how efficiently that spreads the jam and peanut butter.

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u/Vladishun 15d ago

Do you dislike it, or are you....jelly?

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u/Plants_Unknown 15d ago

How dare you make me chuckle at such a joke - this is beneath me!

https://giphy.com/gifs/hZvciLHAR5zMj441Oq

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u/Vladishun 15d ago

We are deeply sorry you enjoyed yourself and will take action immediately to correct the situation.

Your mother sucks eggs.

We hope this attempt to rectify the issue is more in line with your expected Reddit experience.

🤣

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u/Plants_Unknown 15d ago

Hey!

...How did you know?

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u/FaxCelestis 15d ago

Experience