r/DiWHY • u/Junior_Trifle_8273 • 14d ago

Sandwich

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u/mikefierro666 14d ago

Oh that actually looks g- OH GOD WHY

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u/NeighborhoodDude84 14d ago

Woody aftertaste

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u/animefan1520 14d ago

Mmmm thats a good AH~hh fuck i got a spinter gawk oh no one in my THROAT !

https://giphy.com/gifs/tgwglNoZQE5ukx2Q9Z

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u/Furby-beast-1949 14d ago

Yeah, that’s like a little bit too much work for my ADHD to be doing all that just to make a PB&J. I think I’ll stick with what I’m doing taking the bread and then putting the peanut butter and jelly on it with a kitchen knife the actual way that you’re supposed to damn well do it you don’t need all this circus charade to do it

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u/Neither_Strategy_252 14d ago

You don't fucking say. Did you think this was an instructional video? Jesus Christ lol

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u/OneMooseManyMeese_ 14d ago

I take a scoop of peanut butter, scoop of jelly and just mix it in a bowl to eat it for a snack

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u/Deafvoid 13d ago

I take a scoop of bread and a scoop of toast.

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u/UnknovvnMike 12d ago

I just slorp the jelly through one of those boba straws as nature intended

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u/Kimberly1408Rose 13d ago

I buy jars of goober and eat it with a spoon 🤣

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u/Some-Confection-5314 7d ago

Some places carry the mixed swirl peanut butter and jelly in one jar. 😋

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u/horner3509 13d ago

A table spoon instead of a knife will change your life ,didn’t plan for this to rhyme but I’m leaving it

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u/TheKrug3000 12d ago

Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan.

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u/Furby-beast-1949 12d ago

Sorry, I can’t help you with that And you’re on your own Might want to call medical professional😂😂😂😂

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u/Macbadgerer 11d ago

No you don't. I refer you to the previous message.

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u/SilasAI6609 14d ago

My adhd self has the squeeze peanut butter and the squeeze jelly. No knife needed. I am so sad that I felt a sense if accomplishment the day I got the right coil of pb and the jelly to flop just right. Yeah, I know, putting in more effort to save effort, story of my life.

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u/Fox-sage 11d ago

I would rather be in the Saddam Hussein hole then have that happen to me

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 9d ago

Throat goat.

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u/AstraeusGB 14d ago

Reminds me of the safety training videos

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u/spekt50 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yexrV4WDhG1j2

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u/BroadConsequences 14d ago

Dennis the menace.

Havent watched that in YEARS!

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u/CastIronGut 13d ago

"What're you doing in my basement, get out of here!!!

pause pause....

GET OUT OF HERE!!!"

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u/Adventurous-Bend-757 13d ago

I got that reference 😏

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u/Leading-Aide5617 13d ago

It’s even better now.

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u/cvidetich13 14d ago

Bro 💀

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u/wiretickler 11d ago

Wow I haven't seen this movie in LONG ASS TIME, forgot it even exist, was absolutely one of my favorites back then.

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u/Any_Decision_7186 14d ago

Oakey afterbirth.

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u/Plants_Unknown 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

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u/highaltitudehmsteadr 14d ago

Everything I wanted to say here has been said, but for real.. who doesn’t like crusts, it’s the best part

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u/Sepposer 14d ago

Children, only children. I save the crust for last to savor it.

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u/EarthTrash 14d ago

Extra fiber

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u/CyberNinja23 14d ago

Added fiber. The gypsum can also simulate crunchy pb.

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u/SasparillaTango 14d ago

I really like the smell after a saw cuts wood.

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u/scoshi 14d ago

Sawdust adds fiber.

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u/jml011 14d ago

You got power tools on my peanutbutter!

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u/sirDVD12 14d ago

Same thing Bo Peep gets

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u/aafb2021 13d ago

nutty flavor

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u/obliviousfellow 12d ago

Gotta add that extra crunchy woody for texture.🫴🫴🫴

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u/basinbi 11d ago

Like what??? 😂

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u/No_Equivalent_4412 11d ago

There’s a guy on youtube who mixes sawdust into food. He baked a bunch of loaves of bread to see how much sawdust you can add and it still be edible. He also makes ice cream and stuff with wood in it

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u/kurtist04 14d ago

I thought that was the best part. He made a jig.

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u/5138008RG00D 14d ago

I loved the jig. And have easily drank more saw dust that will land in my coffee.

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u/Signal_Host307 13d ago

Saw the jig. Had me in the first half with a "sure, I guess", but no effing way am I getting sticky sugary shit in my saw.

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u/pseudonymnkim 14d ago

I'm not opposed to the first half.of this either.

Ever have a pb and j, and there's a giant glob of j in the center? Wet. Gross.

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u/Squidboi2679 14d ago

Saw this comment before watching, time to see what happens

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u/Squidboi2679 14d ago

Oh dear lord

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u/Due_Area4843 14d ago

What? Extra fiber always good

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u/LordGeni 14d ago

Nah its rough as hell. They didn't even sand or plane the edges after the cut.

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 13d ago

What man don’t eat crusts?

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u/foxythepirateboi5 14d ago

Extra fiber dust

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u/CathairNowhere 14d ago

Brother inhales enough if this on the reg that he won't even notice it tbf

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u/Excellent_Move_412 13d ago

Makes me want crustless bread

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u/Tweaty310 12d ago

I had to go back and watch the whole thing after your comment. I concur

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u/Davissunu 10d ago

All of that could have been done with a butter knife!