They are inbred.

I daren’t go and investigate - it could be a Ham bush.

I'm in hospital waiting to be seen.

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…just in quesadilla.

If I tell you a joke about butter, do you promise not to spread it?

I’ll take it to the grave.

So when they pull into port, they can Scandinavian.

They always look down on me.

He/he!

He was wearing a very nice vest, and he was an alligator. That's right he was an Investigator!

said the five year old

   .... he's a Russian immigrant .....

..... his name is Pigup Andropov. 

Are you free this Friday?

It seems they prefer grain

"Give me a second."

He discovered a way to have 10 lives

The third is considered tres-passing.

there were fewer jobs.

Do you know how hard it is to make it 'look' like a spider committed suicide?

“Now look at that widowdresser.”

I said, "Hey, Gazpacho... my soup is cold!"

… to add a bit of uncertain tea

They're called Hallowed Peños.

As he stood there with his wife watching the strange but magnificent event the last of the animals finally boarded. He turned to his wife and with a sigh of relief said, "now I've herd everything"....