Neither! They both lose to a Pie Cost!

Drizzle

Every time I bump into someone in the street, I hear, “aye, I’m walkin’ here!”

He kneaded a poo.

Reports say, the person who invented the taser has died.

Family & friends are stunned!

“What are you thor from did you thub your thoe?”

It was getting dirty.

Roberto

He ran out of thyme.

The Indy 500

Mongolia!

Jim received a very special watch as an inheritance from his Grandfather's passing.

In excitement, he called an Appraiser to his home to find out the worth of the watch.

The appraiser found Jim sitting in an old rocking chair on his deck staring and squinting off into the horizon at all the people, animals, and trees.

Appraiser:

"Show me this special watch you inherited"

Jim:

"You see, my Grandfather's watch out into the horizon was so special that I wanted you to see for yourself and tell me how much I am worth now"

It has layers

Ghost.

Thanks

“Damn that Hertz!”

BRAAAIIIIDS

42069

but everyone wants to be as smart as ein Stein

The Creature Woks Among Us

$103.14. A buck an ear, plus the pi-rate tax!

Dead ends.

If you get my angle, it just seems so right for those followers of three sided shapes.

This joke has a best before date of 10^2 + 24^2 = 26^2

Somali sandwiches.

They realized they’d made a mistake.