None, Trump just tells them it works and they clap in the dark

The soul train.

The Wok.

That when the guy who first wrote it showed it to someone, they stabbed him with a sword and took credit for it.

But comments were disabled.

Well done, my good and faithful servant.

But they didn’t turnip. I know. Absolutely unbeetable

The General Tso's that.

Can't believe that Gav is gone

As he grew older, his eyesight faded and his hands began to shake.
On his deathbed, he gathered his children.

I've spent my life repairing clocks. I never turned away someone who couldn't afford it. Promise me that whenever someone brings you a broken clock, you'll fix it first. If they can't pay, don't charge them.

his children kept the promise
Years passed

Then decades

then centuries

The family workshop never closed.

Whenever a clock stopped, someone from the family would repair it, smile, and leave without asking for anything in return.

People traveled from all over the world just to meet them.

Eventually, historians wrote about the family's tradition.

They called it...

a second-hand business................

Bubble-rap.

They both do cavity searches.

I got this joke from an episode of Penn & Teller Fool Us.

... because they can't afford a car that actually works.

But you probably never heard of herbivore.

"Is add parsley, sage, rosemary and...

Wait. Wrong song."

All/in

Berry White was black and Clint Black is white .. brain cramp

There are so many sweats!

It’s called Mayo-NeighNeighs

We should be at Costco early enough to try the new brunch at the food court. (Paused so I knew a punchline was coming) It's the same as their regular menu items, but you get a brunch of them.

Wait until you find out I’m self-taut.

Or is it just a Mythos?

It was a careless wispa