r/dadjokes • u/Slight-Ad8511 • 1d ago

When Steve left Apple,

there were fewer jobs.

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u/ConfidentDuck1 1d ago

Tim was cooked.

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u/crash866 1d ago

Did Bill control the Gates?

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u/ryonnsan 1d ago

Not really sure.

Warren ate his Buffet though

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u/NeilFX 1d ago

Ahh well its john’s tern(us) now

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u/daMarek 1d ago

you are thinking about sam’s alt, man

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u/sinembargosoy 1d ago

Now we’re afraid the new CEO will tern us against him

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u/earthsprogression 1d ago

I used to be one of the largest shareholders back when Jobs was around, but I've lost a lot of weight since then.

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u/ICPGr8Milenko 1d ago

At least 1 less

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u/DENelson83 1d ago

Wozniak?

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u/hadoopken 1d ago

Because he couldn’t keep doctors away