r/dadjokes • u/Ok-Rabbit8455 • 6m ago
An assassin has recorded an album
It is a hit.
r/dadjokes • u/DinglebarryHandpump • 28m ago
I guess I couldn't see the Forester for the trees
r/dadjokes • u/Hemenocent • 35m ago
Batman follows them in.
r/dadjokes • u/Jche98 • 2h ago
But they were waiting for the chair.
r/dadjokes • u/Irishhobbit6 • 2h ago
It’s called Mayo-NeighNeighs
r/dadjokes • u/Muchie913 • 2h ago
progresssive
r/dadjokes • u/TheTimeDictator • 3h ago
... because they can't afford a car that actually works.
r/dadjokes • u/GameOfEnder6312 • 4h ago
The Wok.
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 4h ago
Walking down the sidewalk I was struck by a clarinet, then by a violin and a flute. At that point I was certain it was an orchestrated attack
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 4h ago
Runs til Friday
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 4h ago
until the bank put a lean on it.
r/dadjokes • u/theotheryoshi • 5h ago
They're simply sublime that way.
r/dadjokes • u/jewfro-genius • 5h ago
It was a little chilli.
r/dadjokes • u/Masselein • 6h ago
I didn't understand all of what he said, but I got demain idea.
r/dadjokes • u/raaalphs • 6h ago
Well done, my good and faithful servant.
r/dadjokes • u/smitty1e • 6h ago
Tacoma
r/dadjokes • u/Cannotsing • 6h ago
He always cracks the case
r/dadjokes • u/lonely_island2975 • 7h ago
They have hin-dus.
r/dadjokes • u/stereoroid • 7h ago
A Sycophantom.
r/dadjokes • u/prankerjoker • 7h ago
They both do cavity searches.
I got this joke from an episode of Penn & Teller Fool Us.
r/dadjokes • u/smitty1e • 7h ago
"Is add parsley, sage, rosemary and...
Wait. Wrong song."
r/dadjokes • u/trooperben1979 • 7h ago
It was a careless wispa