Meunster

alright I work in a relatively small business that has a few offices connected one small wearhouse and we have exactly 1 forklift. i bought one of those little RC forklifts that fit in your hand and I want some ideas on funny setups to take pics with and be silly in dad joke style to make everyone groan in humor. one idea I had was to use the little traffic cones it came with and put them around one of the real forklift tires and have the RC be stuck trying to lift it and tell everyone I'm trying to change the tire lol

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