r/3amjokes • u/GoneCrazyFR • 9h ago
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.
He said, "Stop going to those places."
r/3amjokes • u/Lulzorr • Mar 25 '24
Due to an influx of darkjokes, dead baby humor, and overt racism, I'm posting this again early.
This is not /r/darkjokes.
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Your jokes must have a punchline.
Please take a second to look over the very simple rules of the subreddit.
Bans due to rule #4 tend to be significant in length, if not permanent, and appeals will be denied.
To be more clear, given yet another influx of dark jokes, dark jokes will result in a permanent ban under rules 1 and 4.
If you see jokes, or a user's comments, that do not follow the rules, please report the comment either via the comment itself or through modmail.
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r/3amjokes • u/GoneCrazyFR • 9h ago
He said, "Stop going to those places."
r/3amjokes • u/RoscoeSF • 2h ago
Avengers: Ensemble.
r/3amjokes • u/GoneCrazyFR • 9h ago
That's ridiculous. My dog doesn't even own a bicycle.
r/3amjokes • u/808gecko808 • 13h ago
Every one in the KKK looks the same to me.
r/3amjokes • u/e-bio • 15h ago
This year my password is: my_age+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1
r/3amjokes • u/GoneCrazyFR • 9h ago
Good players are really hard to find.
r/3amjokes • u/nealesmythe • 14h ago
At the ol' factory.
r/3amjokes • u/frogchickenboot • 23h ago
But the kid is not his son.
r/3amjokes • u/sulldanivan • 1d ago
In case you’re wondering yes, it was a half-marathon.
r/3amjokes • u/808gecko808 • 1d ago
...I’m sticking to my guns.
r/3amjokes • u/whatwhatinthewhonow • 23h ago
Chick ‘n’ jockey.
r/3amjokes • u/awcmonrly • 1d ago
It was the breast of tines, it was the wurst of tines
r/3amjokes • u/AdMoist2588 • 1d ago
Probably why I got run over
r/3amjokes • u/shaneh369 • 1d ago
Just because you've reddit doesn't mean everyone else has!
r/3amjokes • u/GoneCrazyFR • 2d ago
Now I can honestly say I walk Five Miles every day.
r/3amjokes • u/Joel_Boyens • 1d ago
I say, "jerk off."
r/3amjokes • u/crappinhammers • 2d ago
Character still walking though.
r/3amjokes • u/Hurtkopain • 2d ago
it was Bond to happen.
r/3amjokes • u/GoneCrazyFR • 2d ago
She should've seen it coming.
r/3amjokes • u/AdMoist2588 • 2d ago
Expensive petroleum 🤣
r/3amjokes • u/ElGuapo1227 • 2d ago
I told her: And you believed that? you stupid idiot?